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Damn Cannibals are getting out of hand
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Bou'bound 15-Apr-14
70lbdraw 15-Apr-14
Woods Walker 15-Apr-14
Shuteye 15-Apr-14
Woods Walker 15-Apr-14
Woods Walker 15-Apr-14
LeeBuzz 15-Apr-14
Woods Walker 16-Apr-14
Hammer 16-Apr-14
Bluetick 16-Apr-14
tonyo6302 16-Apr-14
Shuteye 16-Apr-14
Woods Walker 16-Apr-14
Woods Walker 16-Apr-14
tonyo6302 17-Apr-14
Joey Ward 17-Apr-14
Bou'bound 17-Apr-14
MT in MO 17-Apr-14
70lbdraw 17-Apr-14
From: Bou'bound
15-Apr-14
(CNN) -- Two brothers previously jailed for cannibalism and then released, have been arrested again after police discovered a child's severed head at their home in a remote village in northwest Pakistan. Mohammed Arif Ali was arrested early Monday after neighbors alerted police to a "foul smell" coming from his house in the village of Kahawar Khan in the Bhakkar district of Punjab, district police chief Ameer Abdullah Khan told CNN Tuesday. When they went to investigate, they discovered the decapitated head of an infant next to a burning stove. The head, which is now being examined at a hospital in the nearby village of Darya Khan, looked to be around five days old, Abdullah said Arif Ali was arrested at the scene, while his brother, Mohammed Farman Ali, was apprehended by police hours later on the outskirts of their village. Police said both men confessed to eating human flesh. The brothers were released from prison last year after serving a two-year jail term for similar offenses -- they admitted dismembering a woman's body they had stolen from a graveyard in Darya Khan where they lived at the time.

From: 70lbdraw
15-Apr-14
I ate one of my girlfriends once. She was begging for seconds in no time!!

From: Woods Walker
15-Apr-14
Wha'da the cannibal say to his friend when they started eating a clown?

HEY! Does this taste funny to you?

From: Shuteye
15-Apr-14
70 lb draw, remember, you are what you eat.

From: Woods Walker
15-Apr-14
I...I..ain't going there! : ^ o

From: Woods Walker
15-Apr-14
What did the cannibal give is girlfriend for Valentine's Day?

A box of Farmers Fannies..

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Did you hear about the philanthropic cannibal who wrote a book called How to Serve Your Fellow Man?

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From: LeeBuzz
15-Apr-14
Lex, ever give someone an azzchewin? :)

From: Woods Walker
16-Apr-14
What does a cannibal call 4 lepers in a Jacuzzi? . . . . .......S T E W !!!!!!

From: Hammer
16-Apr-14
This thread is nasty!

There has to be better things to talk about than this.

From: Bluetick
16-Apr-14
"Do they have Chianti in Pakistan?"

No. And they don't have no fava beans, neither. And if they won't talk to you, it's because they're busy; they're having a friend for dinner.

From: tonyo6302
16-Apr-14
"This thread is nasty!"

Community Forum Rule No. 1 : Go ugly early!

From: Shuteye
16-Apr-14
Didn't Idi Amin eat people?

From: Woods Walker
16-Apr-14
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? . . . Are you gonna eat that? [rimshot]

From: Woods Walker
16-Apr-14
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? . . . Why don't we split the tip?

From: tonyo6302
17-Apr-14
Community Forum Rule No. 2 : Go ugly often!

;^)

17-Apr-14
"Two brothers previously jailed for cannibalism and then released"

It's the "then released" part that has my interest...what is it a midemeanor to the Paki's to eat someone?

From: Joey Ward
17-Apr-14
Or stranded soccer teams. ;-)

Maybe they consider it somewhat "survival"?

:-)

From: Bou'bound
17-Apr-14
The eating thing is undertstandable, but taking a dead body from a graveyard is bad stuff. That is like eating roadkill. it's just not right.

better to be a carnivore than a scavanger.

From: MT in MO
17-Apr-14
Hey, I've eaten road kill...it was pretty fresh though...8^)

To answer Straight Arrow's question, I think so long as the corpse is prepared halal style it is a misdemeanor, otherwise you could get charged with a felony...

From: 70lbdraw
17-Apr-14
What's the hardest thing about eating vegetables?...The wheelchair!

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