Perhaps being the religion of feces is one reason that so many jihadists are fascinated with anal panspecies amore...that lingering aroma of unwashed eau de buttox.
My dog knows enough to ASK to go outside when she has the urge. She's at least housebroken and has been since she was 8 weeks old. And my dog SQUATS so that the mess doesn't come in contact with her. You can't say that about this Muslim cretin.
Disgusting.
Can you imagine sitting down on a bus or something and then learning that she was just sitting there??? YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a piece loving Jordanian gal
Can you imagine the FLIES!
[Somebody stop me.....PLEASE!!!]
we should embrace it for all its qualities, normal stance, clean delivery, easy escape
no wonder they got us into space, flippin brilliant!
And you know this how?
discreet delivery
a real pro
Isn't it amazing how we can take a thread that started out being distasteful and make it even more repulsive?
The upside...some illegal will be responsible for cleanup on aisle 6.
Cops: Woman Pooped Inside Box At Kmart
Shopper's vile act was caught on security cams
APRIL 1--A Wisconsin woman who went to Kmart to return merchandise left behind a repulsive surprise for workers, according to police.
Melissa Jacobson, 49, was busted Monday night after she allegedly slipped behind a cash register at the Racine business and urinated and defecated in a box full of store security tags.
At the time of her arrest, Jacobson was wearing a shirt with a picture of a dump truck and the phrase “Dropping A Load,” a cop noted.
Alerted by a “funky” odor, an unfortunate Kmart employee discovered the soiled cardboard box, which was leaking urine, according to a misdemeanor criminal complaint filed yesterday against Jacobson. A review of store security footage revealed that Jacobson (seen above) entered the business Monday morning and approached the customer service desk, where she sought to return merchandise.
As detailed in the complaint, Jacobson is seen walking to Aisle #1, where she “loosened her pants and squatted down” near the cash register. After a minute, Jacobson “is seen reaching for paper towels beneath the counter. When Jacobson was finished, she is seen approaching the customer service desk again.”
The complaint does not indicate why Jacobson decided to defecate in the box (especially since the store bathrooms were 50 feet away). A Kmart worker told cops that Jacobson was a regular customer, “so she should know where the public restrooms are located.”
After returning to the Kmart customer service desk, Jacobson completed her return and exited the retailer.
Thanks to the return paperwork, police were able to identify Jacobson as the woman seen in the surveillance video. When confronted at her residence, Jacobson denied relieving herself at Kmart. A cop noted that Jacobson, however, was wearing the same color sneakers and pants as the perpetrator seen in the store video. Also, when asked what jacket she was wearing inside Kmart, Jacobson showed an officer "the same jacket that he observed in the video."
Jacobson was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of resisting or obstructing an officer, according to Circuit Court records. Jacobson, a Racine resident, is free on $500 bond and is scheduled for an April 30 pre-trial conference.
As part of her bond conditions, Jacobson has been ordered to have “No contact with victim store, Kmart.”
At least she wiped!
It didn't work for dogs and there's far better housebreaking methods to use, but one can't help but wonder if that method would be a great one to use on "humans" like those mentioned above.
If nothing else it'd be great payback!
You betcha'! How do you think they wrote the koran?