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The Old Sarge 01-Apr-15
Dave G. 01-Apr-15
Anony Mouse 01-Apr-15
TD 01-Apr-15
Woods Walker 01-Apr-15
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itshot 02-Apr-15
Woods Walker 02-Apr-15
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BIGHORN 02-Apr-15
Anony Mouse 02-Apr-15
itshot 02-Apr-15
Woods Walker 02-Apr-15
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Anony Mouse 02-Apr-15
Woods Walker 02-Apr-15
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Woods Walker 03-Apr-15
01-Apr-15
"You've got to be sh!tt!ng me!"

From: Dave G.
01-Apr-15
Hey, gas station sushi will do that to ya.

From: Anony Mouse
01-Apr-15
For those that have not seen (nor want to see) the video, it is an Islamic training film on one of the many uses and benefits of wearing a burka...

Perhaps being the religion of feces is one reason that so many jihadists are fascinated with anal panspecies amore...that lingering aroma of unwashed eau de buttox.

From: TD
01-Apr-15
Don't shake the left hand....

From: Woods Walker
01-Apr-15
But PORK is unclean don't ya know......

From: Woods Walker
01-Apr-15
HEY! Don't dis dogs!

My dog knows enough to ASK to go outside when she has the urge. She's at least housebroken and has been since she was 8 weeks old. And my dog SQUATS so that the mess doesn't come in contact with her. You can't say that about this Muslim cretin.

Disgusting.

Can you imagine sitting down on a bus or something and then learning that she was just sitting there??? YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: itshot
02-Apr-15

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she's been found

a piece loving Jordanian gal

From: Woods Walker
02-Apr-15
It's a good thing burkas are black! ...or maybe not...

Can you imagine the FLIES!

From: Woods Walker
02-Apr-15
I wonder if she drags her butt on the carpet?

[Somebody stop me.....PLEASE!!!]

From: BIGHORN
02-Apr-15
Give her a rowboat and a good push off of our shore.

From: Anony Mouse
02-Apr-15
WW...had she done it on the tile, it would be Islamic streaking.

From: itshot
02-Apr-15
she's obviously very experienced in the technique

we should embrace it for all its qualities, normal stance, clean delivery, easy escape

no wonder they got us into space, flippin brilliant!

From: Woods Walker
02-Apr-15
"...clean delivery..."

And you know this how?

From: Woods Walker
02-Apr-15

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Obama has this down pat......

From: itshot
02-Apr-15
ok ww

discreet delivery

a real pro

From: Woods Walker
02-Apr-15
Yes she is. You might say she really knows her s***!

Isn't it amazing how we can take a thread that started out being distasteful and make it even more repulsive?

From: Anony Mouse
02-Apr-15
This may not be an Islamic thing after all...it is part of the new proregressive view of life. Not only "If it feels good, do it"; but also "If you gotta go, go". No act or activity is wrong anymore. And the best part of it is that you have to accept this as normal behavior and your biggest problem is to avoid stepping in it.

The upside...some illegal will be responsible for cleanup on aisle 6.

Cops: Woman Pooped Inside Box At Kmart

Shopper's vile act was caught on security cams

APRIL 1--A Wisconsin woman who went to Kmart to return merchandise left behind a repulsive surprise for workers, according to police.

Melissa Jacobson, 49, was busted Monday night after she allegedly slipped behind a cash register at the Racine business and urinated and defecated in a box full of store security tags.

At the time of her arrest, Jacobson was wearing a shirt with a picture of a dump truck and the phrase “Dropping A Load,” a cop noted.

Alerted by a “funky” odor, an unfortunate Kmart employee discovered the soiled cardboard box, which was leaking urine, according to a misdemeanor criminal complaint filed yesterday against Jacobson. A review of store security footage revealed that Jacobson (seen above) entered the business Monday morning and approached the customer service desk, where she sought to return merchandise.

As detailed in the complaint, Jacobson is seen walking to Aisle #1, where she “loosened her pants and squatted down” near the cash register. After a minute, Jacobson “is seen reaching for paper towels beneath the counter. When Jacobson was finished, she is seen approaching the customer service desk again.”

The complaint does not indicate why Jacobson decided to defecate in the box (especially since the store bathrooms were 50 feet away). A Kmart worker told cops that Jacobson was a regular customer, “so she should know where the public restrooms are located.”

After returning to the Kmart customer service desk, Jacobson completed her return and exited the retailer.

Thanks to the return paperwork, police were able to identify Jacobson as the woman seen in the surveillance video. When confronted at her residence, Jacobson denied relieving herself at Kmart. A cop noted that Jacobson, however, was wearing the same color sneakers and pants as the perpetrator seen in the store video. Also, when asked what jacket she was wearing inside Kmart, Jacobson showed an officer "the same jacket that he observed in the video."

Jacobson was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of resisting or obstructing an officer, according to Circuit Court records. Jacobson, a Racine resident, is free on $500 bond and is scheduled for an April 30 pre-trial conference.

As part of her bond conditions, Jacobson has been ordered to have “No contact with victim store, Kmart.”

From: Woods Walker
02-Apr-15
"After a minute, Jacobson “is seen reaching for paper towels beneath the counter.""

At least she wiped!

From: Woods Walker
02-Apr-15
There used to be a method for housebreaking a dog where you pushed their nose in their "accident" if they had one to teach them not to do it in the house.

It didn't work for dogs and there's far better housebreaking methods to use, but one can't help but wonder if that method would be a great one to use on "humans" like those mentioned above.

If nothing else it'd be great payback!

From: Woods Walker
02-Apr-15

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"WW...had she done it on the tile, it would be Islamic streaking."

You betcha'! How do you think they wrote the koran?

From: Woods Walker
03-Apr-15

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