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Man Plays Hookie From Work For 6 years
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DL 12-Feb-16
Anony Mouse 12-Feb-16
Woods Walker 12-Feb-16
Rob Nye 13-Feb-16
Woods Walker 13-Feb-16
Anony Mouse 13-Feb-16
From: DL
12-Feb-16
A guy in Spain that worked at a water treatment plant didn't show up to work for 6 years. He was discovered missing when they went to give him a 20 year service award. He was fined $30,000 or one years wages. The all time winner was a guy in India that didnt show up to work for 24 years. He was fired after they found out.

From: Anony Mouse
12-Feb-16
Then there is this really smart and nice black guy who has been absent from his job for the last 7 years...FORE!

From: Woods Walker
12-Feb-16
...I only wish he really was...

From: Rob Nye
13-Feb-16
Bet he will show up for his next job making high priced dinner speeches.

From: Woods Walker
13-Feb-16
That's a safe bet! Imagine that...becoming a multi-millionaire but getting paid to lie to people.

I'm definately in the wrong line of work.

From: Anony Mouse
13-Feb-16
Rob...you're wrong. Unless TOTUS goes with Obama, few will want to hear him stutter and umm-ah with a smirk.

More likely, they will be paying to become part of his foursome on the golf course.

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