Trump and Hillary Go Fishing
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Election, 2016
An Executive Summary
After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked.
Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.
The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both candidates would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5pm.
After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing. Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing!
That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheatin’ son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were just going to follow Trump to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.
Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total! That night, Hillary and her democratic buddies got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said, “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!”
And that, my friends, tells you all you need to know about the intelligence on the left side of the aisle!
Nva, that was a good one. 8^))))
It's more than just intelligence, obviously. To me it's about having real world experience vs. taking the egghead approach to solving problems.
It was also reported Hillary complained about the run-off election rules, said three days wasn't enough time for her community organizers to be effective.
Trump disputed this claim saying the holes were baited with free food. Thus making him the president of all the people thanks to the crossover vote.
The election has also brought unforeseen benefits for Hillary, rate cuts on her insurance premiums. Underwriters are saying if Hillary didn't stroke out on election night she most likely never will thus reducing their risks. This allowed the underwriters to lower her insurance premiums.
"This allowed the underwriters to lower her insurance premiums." Yeah, that..... and because they finally saw it will likely take a wooden stake to finish things......
Hillary should come here. The ice isn't quite thick enough to hold a person. Or at least not safe enough for me. She would probably burst through. If it had stayed cold for another couple days I would be out there ice fishing but it is going to warm up so no ice fishing yet, if at all.
Hillary could fish here because she is above the law. There are tons of rainbow trout in there. Next month they will start stocking streams all over Maryland and throw some in the stream right there for us to catch. Some golden trout too and they are all fun to catch. We try to catch them all before hot weather sets in because they don't thrive in warm water. They raise largemouth bass and stock them all over. The lake in the first picture is loaded with bluegills, crappie, pickerel, catfish and some really nice bass. Some of the largest yellow perch you will ever see.
BTW the fence isn't just to keep people out, it keeps otter out. The otters were having a field day in there.