Oscars: - what a cluster F...
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Trump has them rattled to there very core. So frazzled they cant even keep their make believe life on script. All Trump's fault!!!
It's either Trumps fault, the Russian's fault, or that good ole stand by...... Bush's fault. They couldn't find their asses if both hands were glued to their cheeks.
"All the liberals needed to do was to hand someone the correct envelope and they couldn't even get that right."
Yet at the same time they want a liberal government to run every aspect of our lives.
God help us!
There is a theory.....Not totally unbelievable.....That the error was done purposefully to attract attention. It may be that these liberal Hollywood weirdos are really that stupid.
Nothing these people do surprises me.
#NotMyOscars.
LMAO!!! Clearly the Russians hacked and skewed the voting in the Oscars voting, too!
If you don't know PWC runs the whole accounting/auditing of the show (obviously a very GOP business). If I was the PWC CEO someone would be losing their job(s) this morning. Not good for business.
It's not like this was rocket science or unavoidable.
I don't understand why anyone would watch a show where a bunch of self-absorbed, ego-centric, elitists give awards to each other in order to remind themselves how awesome they are and to remind us clueless hicks how lucky we are to be allowed to watch.
Worse, it seems to me as though, by one name or another, this happens at least once a month.
To me it's not big news. That liberal crowd has always had problems acknowledging who is the winner and who is not. It doesn't stop at just awards for acting....
Huckabee said he would rather have a colonostrophy than watch the show. They would both be coming from the same place. He has a way with words.
So would that be like a "Participation Award"?
The instrument has not been invented that can measure my non-interest in such a program...
I think Straight Arrow came up with that saying originally, or something like it...8^)
sundowner x2. Too easy NOT to screw up.
I watched with my son. It's like being a fly on the wall of an enemy war game. They freaking hate middle America and traditional values. Jimmy Kimmel makes everything a little creepy and awkward. That was the observation of a 17 year old.
They were more focused on bashing Trump and making political points and took their eye off the ball. This is great to watch...Mad Dog
it means less than nothing to me....
Shuteye -"colonostrophy".
I got a colonoscopy this year. At no point was there a trophy involved.
Amoebus, a colonostrophy is where the doctor takes a pic long arming your hemorrhoid so it looks bigger.
For the past few years both my wife and my doctor have been after me to get a colonoscopy. Then I learned what it was all about.
I don't think so!
Colonoscopy: Literally a pain in the butt that may save your butt. Get it done if it's recommended!
the worst part is not the part you are worrying about Kyle. Make sure you get your appointment first one in the morning. It sucks not eating for a day.
Yup...the part everyone dreads is the part no one ever remembers...they do have other tests for colon cancer, but they are not as comprehensive as a colonoscopy...
I may have had one before anyone else here and maybe before it became a common way to check for cancer.
Shortly after my Dad died from Pancreatic cancer in 1984, I was having a bit of discomfort on one side of my upper abdomen. My doctor gave me an enema then ran a hose up inside me looking for whatever.
All he found was that my colon apparently made a slightly sharper turn at one point than was normal.
It was probably psychosomatic on my part, given the death of my father, because after that, the discomfort was gone.
However, as I understand it now, you have to drink a few gallons of some horrible tasting stuff the day before, thereby spending your entire night sitting on the John and, ahem, cleaning our your colon.
Part of my reluctance is no doubt because a neighbor had one a few years ago and it almost killed him. They managed to puncture his colon, which caused some leakage and he was in the ICU for a few days and wasn't really back on his feet and back to normal for six months.
My old friend Dave.. "DCM".. (some old timers here may remember him) would advise everyone to get one. He can't though because he died of colon cancer a few years ago.
Pat just cannot get over La La Land losing for best picture. There will be other musicals!
Kyle. Nothing to it. The eating after is worth it. Whatever drug they give you is fascinating because I remember parts of the procedure but most is erased. Also, after I had a friend pick me up and I bought him breakfast, but remember nothing of it. He had to tell me all this.
" Also, after I had a friend pick me up and I bought him breakfast, but remember nothing of it. He had to tell me all this."
Exact same thing with me taking my older brother. He also couldn't remember much. I asked him if he had any idea why there was a line of delicate looking guys outside the door to his room.
The Dog,
I fondly remember DCM. He was a class act. RIP.
I'm a wussy too, Kyle, I've never been checked. I doubt the Warden is gonna let me slide much longer, though.
The Matt
Matt...Dave was truly a class act. he was a gentle soul, one of the best. Had a innocence to him I envied. Smart as a whip.. We always had a plan I'd come down and see him and go bass fishing. Swing over and see joey Ward too, another good old boy. (kinda like you and i were gonna hunt ;) ) He was really into self bows and arrows, I know he was very generous to a lot of folk.
He died bravely.
http://fortune.com/2016/02/29/oscars-2016-tv-ratings-low/
Down 4% this year, and this post is from last year. Ratings dropping like a stone
Another Oscar Screw-Up: ‘In Memoriam’ Segment Showed Still-Living Producer
The Wrap: The Academy got the wrong photo for costume designer and four-time nominee Janet Patterson.
If you thought the “Moonlight”/”La La Land” envelope fiasco was the Oscars’ only glaring mistake, think again.
The “In Memoriam” segment of Sunday’s show included a tribute to costume designer and four-time nominee Janet Patterson — but ran a photo of the very-much-still-alive Australian producer Jan Chapman by mistake.
The two women worked together on Jane Campion’s 1994 film “The Piano,” for which they both received Oscar nominations, and Chapman’s image does appear in some photo databases under Patterson’s name.
But Chapman is very much alive, and has worked on such recent movies as “The Babadook” and “The Daughter” with Geoffrey Rush. Patterson passed away last October 21 at age 60. more
Kyle, you should do it. Besides your lifestyle, which you've got taken care of, it's one of the top things you can do to prevent dying a terrible and untimely death. Just ask for Propofol instead of conscious sedation with Fentanyl and Versed. You'll be out for the count.
My son has his own name for a colonoscopy.....Buttcam.....But then when he asked what caused my mild case of gout I told him it was uric acid crystals in the joints of my foot. He said, "Stop peeing on yer feet, Pop!". He definitely marches to his own drummer.....
You know, it wasn't all that long ago that actors we're considered to be on they same level as carnival freaks. Somewhat entertaining for a bit, but after they were done run them the hell out of town because overall they were dishonest scum.
This really hasn't changed.
You're talking about actors or politicians?
WW -"You know, it wasn't all that long ago that actors we're considered to be on they same level as carnival freaks. "
Woods, how old are you? You getting your news from The Big Valley reruns?
I just watched the "Cluster F" for the first time.......definitely a scripted ruse. Pathetic.
Watched for the first time in years just to see the anti-Trump jokes and whining. Thought Kimmel did a good job and anti-Trump static was much less than I expected. As for the final award; icing on the cake!
How old? Old enough to smell progressive bullshit when I see it. I'm talking about vaudeville days and before. It wasn't until talking pictures started that actors were put on the ridiculous pedestal that they're on now. Their talent is pretending that they're someone else, which they are very good at. Rational thought is another matter entirely and they aren't real good at that. Maybe that's why most of them are liberals.
They should make their movies, vote as they wish, but otherwise STFU because the vast majority of us don't give a rat's patoot what they think, and calling it "thinking" is being damn generous.
My understanding the worst part is after the colonoscopy...... when the Dr leaves and the nurse comes into the room and says the three scariest words known to man......
"who was that?"
WRT the Oscars....... you get what you asked for when you give Warren Beatty a job......
Yeah....he's so vain!
;-)
Prolly thought those Oscars were about him! heheheheh......
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Sounds like she's a pretty big pluckin' deal amongst the Hollyweird crowd.
Colonoscopy, no big deal. I got one last August. The prep is the worst part. It's all worth the effort.