Deliberate Pravda-cation
Don't worry - even though Busty looks like a cuddlesome Cossack, she's as patriotic as ever. And we think she may be on to something with this new look...
Clearly the Left is never going to let go of the assertion that Donald Trump somehow conspired with the evil Russians to steal the election from Saint Hillary. And it's driving them crazy that they can't prove it (and never will). But as long as the idea upsets them so much, shouldn't we all be doing our part to help feed their paranoia and frustration until it reaches the absolute breaking point?
If you're a known Trump supporter being surveilled by your liberal friends and coworkers, this can be as easy as giving your wardrobe a Moscow makeover, riding to work bare-chested on a stallion, keeping a bottle of vodka on your desk, and wishing everyone a cheery "do svidanya" when leaving the room.
Look around suspiciously before using the copy machine. Frequently pretend to check your lamps, chairs, computers, and framed pictures for electronic bugs. When speaking on the phone, use "da" and "nyet" instead of "yes" and "no."
Better still, let liberals overhear you talking to another conservative friend while overemphasizing suspicious code words:
• "I don't know why I haven't gotten a raise yet; the boss is really STALIN."
• "My favorite Beatle? Gosh, that would be LENIN."
• "Must be a lot of pollen today - I've been HACKING and HACKING."
• "Remember that song from Young Frankenstein? PUTIN on the Ritz?"
• "Pardon me while I go to the bathroom. For a LEAK from an undisclosed source."
It's all good, clean fun and a great way of giving your liberal acquaintances some food for thought. And by "food for thought" we mean, of course, aneurysms.
The entire media mafia and their Democrat puppets have gone so far in attempting to find something to de-legitimize Trump, that their desperation has passed beyond farcical to pathological. With all the LEAKS and fantasies promoted since Trump announced his candidacy, not one real piece of evidence has been found in their frantic searches. Their panning for that "golden nugget" becomes a search for iron pyrite as they have ignored ingots of gold lying at their toes when it comes to crimes and misdemeanors of Clinton and the Obama administration.
Who really bothers to listen to them anymore? No wonder reruns of old sitcoms have greater viewership than news propaganda spouted by a pretty face.
Oh, well...As Stilton mentioned, "• "Pardon me while I go to the bathroom. For a LEAK from an undisclosed source.""
Funny stuff. I'm doing just this, as I'm going to spend about 3 weeks in Russia next year. I actually have been googling Russian phrases and things like that. Booking plane tickets soon, start booking some tours, maybe the high speed train from Moscow to St. Petersburg :)
Fortunately, I don't have any liberal acquaintances or friends, so it's not going to be a big deal :)
Oh...and Lucy is still around: