ROTFLMAO!!!!!
"Drug Dealer Called The Police To Report That Someone Stole His Cocaine"
Obama and Hillary voter, without question!
From COTR:
"Some of the funniest Facebook pages out there belong to police departments. Sure, many limit themselves to posting about serious matters and public warnings, though there are a few who share some cases they encounter that are absolutely gut-busting hilarious. And I think we can count the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office from Florida in that latter category.
According to this, OCSO’s Facebook page posted this report of a self-proclaimed drug dealer who thought it would be a smart idea to call the police after he found that someone had stolen a baggie of cocaine from him –
http://rare.us/rare-news/across-the-u-s-a/an-idiot-criminal-decided-it-was-a-good-idea-to-call-the-police-after-someone-stole-his-drugs/
I don’t pretend to understand the criminal mind, but what kind of moron who routinely breaks the law thinks it’d be a good idea to call the police to report that someone else committed a crime while you were committing basically the same crime in the process?
Certainly not the brightest bulb in the bunch, that’s for sure."
Woman in country for 20 years with 3 anchor kids being deported
July 19, 2017 BFH Uncategorized 22
Click on Detroit just off-handedly provides the reader with a tidbit that would make any sane reader say, “that’s it. Deport her.”
COD-
An Ann Arbor mother of three is hoping she’ll be allowed to stay in the country as an undocumented immigrant who has lived in the United States since 1997.
Lourdes Bautista’s children were all born in the United States, and the federal government said she’ll be deported. More than 200 people, including Bautista’s friends and immigration activists, marched to bring attention to her case.
The government ordered Bautista’s deportation in 1998.
“She wasn’t aware she had an order of deportation for her case,” the interpreter said.
In the last 20 years, Bautista and her husband, whom federal officials deported in 2010, had three children, all of whom are U.S. citizens.
Attorneys have been appealing Bautista’s deportation order for the last six years, but U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents said she needs to leave by Aug. 2.
She said she desperately wants to stay.
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Did you catch it? I know that you did.
For any progressive sh*tstains that happen to be reading this, the part where we have to lead you by the nose and rub your goofy face into the text is THE INTERPRETER SAID.
THE INTERPRETER.
This load is in the country for 2 decades and has three “American” kids.
Either her IQ is 55, or she doesn’t quite G.A.S. about the country she is squatting in.
I say this with little sympathy and with no remorse, get her out of here. If her kids are heartbroken they can go too.
How much would you bet that this turd has been voting too?
This whine about how, "We can't break up families!", is bullsh*t. It's like saying that even if you robbed a bank you shouldn't go to prison because your kids need you. Maybe you should have thought of that before you robbed the bank genius.
Fake but Accurate News: Woman Sues After Getting Kicked Out of McDonald’s for Breastfeeding Dog
By adding together a few of the elements that characterize our current age — solipsistic self-centeredness, morbid entitlement, exhibitionism, an eagerness to cash in on jackpot justice, the depraved inability to distinguish between pets and human children — this fake news story rings true:
A woman that was expelled from a New Jersey McDonald’s for allegedly breastfeeding her 6-week-old puppy is suing the fast food restaurant chain for $1.1 million dollars. …
Adele Albright, 32, claims the restaurant manager specifically expelled her because she was breastfeeding in public, an inalienable right in the state of New Jersey explained her lawyer, John O’Keefe. …
Although animals are allowed inside all McDonald franchises according to the Americans with Disabilities Act, which allows the use of a service dog by a person with a disability inside any public space, New Jersey state law also allows women to breast feed in any public place as well and the judgment could create a legal precedent admit legal experts.
These days it isn’t easy to come up with satire that remains a step ahead of reality.