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Contributors to this thread:
Pat Lefemine 11-Sep-17
Woods Walker 11-Sep-17
Pi 11-Sep-17
bad karma 11-Sep-17
Pat Lefemine 12-Sep-17
JTV 12-Sep-17
DL 12-Sep-17
bad karma 12-Sep-17
Pi 12-Sep-17
JTV 12-Sep-17
Thumper 12-Sep-17
bad karma 12-Sep-17
TD 12-Sep-17
Shuteye 12-Sep-17
tonyo6302 12-Sep-17
Owl 12-Sep-17
Woods Walker 12-Sep-17
Owl 12-Sep-17
Shuteye 12-Sep-17
tonyo6302 12-Sep-17
Pi 12-Sep-17
Amoebus 12-Sep-17
Pat Lefemine 12-Sep-17
Joey Ward 12-Sep-17
sleepyhunter 12-Sep-17
Woods Walker 12-Sep-17
Woods Walker 12-Sep-17
Brotsky 12-Sep-17
Pig Doc 12-Sep-17
tonyo6302 12-Sep-17
sleepyhunter 12-Sep-17
Annony Mouse 12-Sep-17
Woods Walker 12-Sep-17
TD 12-Sep-17
Spike Bull 12-Sep-17
Pat Lefemine 12-Sep-17
Joey Ward 12-Sep-17
Woods Walker 12-Sep-17
sleepyhunter 12-Sep-17
Brotsky 12-Sep-17
tonyo6302 12-Sep-17
Woods Walker 12-Sep-17
sleepyhunter 12-Sep-17
Pi 12-Sep-17
Woods Walker 12-Sep-17
Woods Walker 12-Sep-17
Salagi 12-Sep-17
Salagi 12-Sep-17
Whitey 12-Sep-17
TD 13-Sep-17
tonyo6302 13-Sep-17
Joey Ward 13-Sep-17
Woods Walker 13-Sep-17
Woods Walker 13-Sep-17
Anony Mouse 14-Sep-17
Pi 17-Sep-17
orionsbrother 17-Sep-17
Woods Walker 17-Sep-17
trublucolo 17-Sep-17
Woods Walker 17-Sep-17
Solo @ the Coast 17-Sep-17
Fulldraw1972 19-Sep-17
Spike Bull 23-Sep-17
From: Pat Lefemine
11-Sep-17

Pat Lefemine's Link
not sure what's scarier; being killed by your sex robot or being so F'd up that you actually own one...

From: Woods Walker
11-Sep-17
Come on now Pat, they've got to be cheaper and less stressful than a divorce!

From: Pi
11-Sep-17
OK, so how would one actually die ? getting F'd to death ? Blown away ? Totally screwed ?

And more damaging than death would be the Skype of what the robot was seeing .

You had me at Sex Robot...

From: bad karma
11-Sep-17
This thread has the potential of being funnier than killing a dead cow with field points.

From: Pat Lefemine
12-Sep-17
Serious question. Would a guy with performance anxiety be apologizing to his robot?

From: JTV
12-Sep-17
BK, youve got to ask FreeFruity that question...he may know ....

From: DL
12-Sep-17
Do they jabber all the time or can you turn that off? If they can pack out a deer what's the problem?

From: bad karma
12-Sep-17
Any guy lame enough to have a sex robot, probably yes.

From: Pi
12-Sep-17
Pat, does he also have a wife ? He may be conditioned like a Pavlovian dog.

From: JTV
12-Sep-17

JTV's Link
I wonder if my girlfriend would get jealous ?? ...lol .....thank goodness there are copy right laws .... see link ...

From: Thumper
12-Sep-17
Mine would be programmed with a head ache.

From: bad karma
12-Sep-17
My ex-wife was programmed to tell me everything I was doing was wrong, Thumper.

I wonder if a mute button is a $500 option for the sex robot.

From: TD
12-Sep-17
"attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices."

as if a sexbot wasn't kinky enough.......

From: Shuteye
12-Sep-17
I wonder if I could program it to sit in a spare Tree stand and kill that big buck that always comes by the stand I'm not in.

From: tonyo6302
12-Sep-17
"or being so F'd up that you actually own one... "

Boldly spoken by a man whose wife is not past menopause . . . .

From: Owl
12-Sep-17
If you're having sex with an inanimate object, you probably have a subconscious desire to die, anyway.

From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
I think you mean men-o-STOP tony.

From: Owl
12-Sep-17
tony and WW are scaring me. I was counting on menopause to "unleash the tigress" in my wife. You're saying that ain't true?

From: Shuteye
12-Sep-17
Tarzan used to use a knothole in a tree or so I am told. He would beat on the tree first. Someone asked him why he beat on the tree. He said, checking for bees.

From: tonyo6302
12-Sep-17
Owl, there is still hope. It could happen . . . . . .

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Shuteye, in Virginia they use a switch to run into the knothole and check for squirrels . . . . .

From: Pi
12-Sep-17
And if there are squirrels do they back in instead . That's it for me . I better stop.

From: Amoebus
12-Sep-17
I am more concerned how Pat 'accidentally' found this article???

From: Pat Lefemine
12-Sep-17
Amoebus, you're funny. I lead the cybersecurity team for a fortune 200 organization.

Not making this up...one of my employees who leads my 'penetration testing' team sent it to me.

From: Joey Ward
12-Sep-17
Don't turn your back? Penetration test?

No kidding. I bet those things come (pun intended .. he he he) equipped with a hard drive.

:-)

From: sleepyhunter
12-Sep-17
WTH? No African American or Hispanic sex robots or for the wilder ones a Muslim sex robot. Are they all bald?

From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
Oh you're just biased.....

From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
Do you think they have transgender ones..........on second thought I'd rather not think about it.

From: Brotsky
12-Sep-17
Well this would be faster than dying slowly inside.

From: Pig Doc
12-Sep-17

Pig Doc's Link
Machine gun jubblies...

From: tonyo6302
12-Sep-17

tonyo6302's embedded Photo
tonyo6302's embedded Photo
. . . for sleepyhunter

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. . . a little bald bot . . . . if you know what I mean . . . . . (sung to the tune of "A Little Deuce Coup")

From: sleepyhunter
12-Sep-17
What's creepier? The idea people buy this sort of thing, or the group of engineers who got together and figured out how to make it work. LOL.

From: Annony Mouse
12-Sep-17
Alternative market: robotic goats, camels, chickens, and prepubescent boys for koranderthals.

From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
With my luck if I ever got one after the first month I had it, it'd start saying things like, "We need to talk about this relationship", after which it would speak for hours with nary an opportunity for my input......the "WE" part being strictly rhetorical.

From: TD
12-Sep-17
Ahhhhh...... "that which gives men pause...." good luck boys.....

On the up side..... you will want to hunt more......

12-Sep-17
Dont worry, boys, a post menopause wife can be very good for your sex life!

From: Pat Lefemine
12-Sep-17

Pat Lefemine's embedded Photo
Pat Lefemine's embedded Photo
If this is what these bots looks like I'll take one now and throw her into the mix.

From: Joey Ward
12-Sep-17
Storage rack is nice. Could I see the USB port?

From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
I could make comment......but I best not......

From: sleepyhunter
12-Sep-17
Where do you plug in the charge cord?

From: Brotsky
12-Sep-17
For you or her sleepy? Ha!

From: tonyo6302
12-Sep-17
" I'll take one now and throw her into the mix. "

Ya better watch out, Pat. Your wife might have a bot in mind to throw into the mix, too, and he (it) may be a switch hitter at that !

From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
I was right. I best not!

From: sleepyhunter
12-Sep-17
Not for me that's for sure. Lol. Imagine the scene of a guy getting busy with his robot lady and she stops working and needs a recharge.

From: Pi
12-Sep-17
I think it could be charged by Kinetic motion . It will stay powered if you stay...active.

From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
Good point sleeper. I know with my battery powered tools they ALWAYS run out of battery right at the crucial moment of my using them, like with my drill when the hole I'm boring is just about done. Imagine if you will boring a hole with...........uh.....don't.

From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
Can they make one that will cook and clean as well? And with no audio? That might be worth looking into.

From: Salagi
12-Sep-17
Just told my wife about this article. She said no.

She said I couldn't have a robot either.

From: Salagi
12-Sep-17

Salagi's Link
Ray Stevens had a song years ago that almost addressed the robots...

From: Whitey
12-Sep-17
She looks like she will sleep with anyone. What a whooor!

From: TD
13-Sep-17
Anyone with the right password.....

Back in the day, the password involved the right pin number.......

From: tonyo6302
13-Sep-17
"Just told my wife about this article. She said no.

She said I couldn't have a robot either. "

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ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!

From: Joey Ward
13-Sep-17
"Anyone with the right password....."

Bet the password is "legs"

Spread the word!

LOL ;-)

From: Woods Walker
13-Sep-17
This thread is heading down the sewer at rapid speed. See what you started Pat?

From: Woods Walker
13-Sep-17
Can you imagine if the onboard computer got stuck on "O"???

From: Anony Mouse
14-Sep-17

From: Pi
17-Sep-17
AM, I think you found the F### head.

17-Sep-17
No thanks. I saw some interview of some weirdo who owns one of those things. He'd talk to it, go shopping for it, have pretend dates with it.

It was probably the most pathetic video I've ever seen.

And then my smart azz pragmatic side kicks in.

How about the daily maintenance on that unit?

No thanks.

From: Woods Walker
17-Sep-17
I wonder what the lubrication routine is for one of them? And can you wear one out? Or just certain parts?

From: trublucolo
17-Sep-17
Once again, Joey Ward hands down is the comment of the day on this one.

From: Woods Walker
17-Sep-17

Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Now they have a version for Muslims!

17-Sep-17
LOL!!! What the #&!! is that thing, WW? hehehehe

From: Fulldraw1972
19-Sep-17

Fulldraw1972's Link
Sounds like its back to fatty patty the blow up doll.

23-Sep-17
ROTFLMAO!!

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