Don't turn your back on your Sex Robot
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not sure what's scarier; being killed by your sex robot or being so F'd up that you actually own one...
Come on now Pat, they've got to be cheaper and less stressful than a divorce!
OK, so how would one actually die ? getting F'd to death ? Blown away ? Totally screwed ?
And more damaging than death would be the Skype of what the robot was seeing .
You had me at Sex Robot...
This thread has the potential of being funnier than killing a dead cow with field points.
Serious question. Would a guy with performance anxiety be apologizing to his robot?
BK, youve got to ask FreeFruity that question...he may know ....
Do they jabber all the time or can you turn that off? If they can pack out a deer what's the problem?
Any guy lame enough to have a sex robot, probably yes.
Pat, does he also have a wife ? He may be conditioned like a Pavlovian dog.
I wonder if my girlfriend would get jealous ?? ...lol .....thank goodness there are copy right laws .... see link ...
Mine would be programmed with a head ache.
My ex-wife was programmed to tell me everything I was doing was wrong, Thumper.
I wonder if a mute button is a $500 option for the sex robot.
"attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices."
as if a sexbot wasn't kinky enough.......
I wonder if I could program it to sit in a spare Tree stand and kill that big buck that always comes by the stand I'm not in.
"or being so F'd up that you actually own one... "
Boldly spoken by a man whose wife is not past menopause . . . .
If you're having sex with an inanimate object, you probably have a subconscious desire to die, anyway.
I think you mean men-o-STOP tony.
tony and WW are scaring me. I was counting on menopause to "unleash the tigress" in my wife. You're saying that ain't true?
Tarzan used to use a knothole in a tree or so I am told. He would beat on the tree first. Someone asked him why he beat on the tree. He said, checking for bees.
Owl, there is still hope. It could happen . . . . . .
Shuteye, in Virginia they use a switch to run into the knothole and check for squirrels . . . . .
And if there are squirrels do they back in instead . That's it for me . I better stop.
I am more concerned how Pat 'accidentally' found this article???
Amoebus, you're funny. I lead the cybersecurity team for a fortune 200 organization.
Not making this up...one of my employees who leads my 'penetration testing' team sent it to me.
Don't turn your back? Penetration test?
No kidding. I bet those things come (pun intended .. he he he) equipped with a hard drive.
WTH? No African American or Hispanic sex robots or for the wilder ones a Muslim sex robot. Are they all bald?
Oh you're just biased.....
Do you think they have transgender ones..........on second thought I'd rather not think about it.
Well this would be faster than dying slowly inside.
Pig Doc's Link
. . . for sleepyhunter
. . . a little bald bot . . . . if you know what I mean . . . . . (sung to the tune of "A Little Deuce Coup")
What's creepier? The idea people buy this sort of thing, or the group of engineers who got together and figured out how to make it work. LOL.
Alternative market: robotic goats, camels, chickens, and prepubescent boys for koranderthals.
With my luck if I ever got one after the first month I had it, it'd start saying things like, "We need to talk about this relationship", after which it would speak for hours with nary an opportunity for my input......the "WE" part being strictly rhetorical.
Ahhhhh...... "that which gives men pause...." good luck boys.....
On the up side..... you will want to hunt more......
Dont worry, boys, a post menopause wife can be very good for your sex life!
If this is what these bots looks like I'll take one now and throw her into the mix.
Storage rack is nice. Could I see the USB port?
I could make comment......but I best not......
Where do you plug in the charge cord?
For you or her sleepy? Ha!
" I'll take one now and throw her into the mix. "
Ya better watch out, Pat. Your wife might have a bot in mind to throw into the mix, too, and he (it) may be a switch hitter at that !
Not for me that's for sure. Lol. Imagine the scene of a guy getting busy with his robot lady and she stops working and needs a recharge.
I think it could be charged by Kinetic motion . It will stay powered if you stay...active.
Good point sleeper. I know with my battery powered tools they ALWAYS run out of battery right at the crucial moment of my using them, like with my drill when the hole I'm boring is just about done. Imagine if you will boring a hole with...........uh.....don't.
Can they make one that will cook and clean as well? And with no audio? That might be worth looking into.
Just told my wife about this article. She said no.
She said I couldn't have a robot either.
Ray Stevens had a song years ago that almost addressed the robots...
She looks like she will sleep with anyone. What a whooor!
Anyone with the right password.....
Back in the day, the password involved the right pin number.......
"Just told my wife about this article. She said no.
She said I couldn't have a robot either. "
"Anyone with the right password....."
Bet the password is "legs"
Spread the word!
This thread is heading down the sewer at rapid speed. See what you started Pat?
Can you imagine if the onboard computer got stuck on "O"???
AM, I think you found the F### head.
No thanks. I saw some interview of some weirdo who owns one of those things. He'd talk to it, go shopping for it, have pretend dates with it.
It was probably the most pathetic video I've ever seen.
And then my smart azz pragmatic side kicks in.
How about the daily maintenance on that unit?
I wonder what the lubrication routine is for one of them? And can you wear one out? Or just certain parts?
Once again, Joey Ward hands down is the comment of the day on this one.
Now they have a version for Muslims!
LOL!!! What the #&!! is that thing, WW? hehehehe
Sounds like its back to fatty patty the blow up doll.