Don't turn your back on your Sex Robot
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From: Woods Walker
11-Sep-17
Come on now Pat, they've got to be cheaper and less stressful than a divorce!
From: Pi
11-Sep-17
OK, so how would one actually die ? getting F'd to death ? Blown away ? Totally screwed ?
And more damaging than death would be the Skype of what the robot was seeing .
You had me at Sex Robot...
From: bad karma
11-Sep-17
This thread has the potential of being funnier than killing a dead cow with field points.
From: DL
12-Sep-17
Do they jabber all the time or can you turn that off? If they can pack out a deer what's the problem?
From: bad karma
12-Sep-17
Any guy lame enough to have a sex robot, probably yes.
From: Pi
12-Sep-17
Pat, does he also have a wife ? He may be conditioned like a Pavlovian dog.
From: Thumper
12-Sep-17
Mine would be programmed with a head ache.
From: bad karma
12-Sep-17
My ex-wife was programmed to tell me everything I was doing was wrong, Thumper.
I wonder if a mute button is a $500 option for the sex robot.
From: TD
12-Sep-17
"attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices."
as if a sexbot wasn't kinky enough.......
From: Shuteye
12-Sep-17
I wonder if I could program it to sit in a spare Tree stand and kill that big buck that always comes by the stand I'm not in.
From: tonyo6302
12-Sep-17
"or being so F'd up that you actually own one... "
Boldly spoken by a man whose wife is not past menopause . . . .
From: Owl
12-Sep-17
If you're having sex with an inanimate object, you probably have a subconscious desire to die, anyway.
From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
I think you mean men-o-STOP tony.
From: Owl
12-Sep-17
tony and WW are scaring me. I was counting on menopause to "unleash the tigress" in my wife. You're saying that ain't true?
From: Shuteye
12-Sep-17
Tarzan used to use a knothole in a tree or so I am told. He would beat on the tree first. Someone asked him why he beat on the tree. He said, checking for bees.
From: tonyo6302
12-Sep-17
Owl, there is still hope. It could happen . . . . . .
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Shuteye, in Virginia they use a switch to run into the knothole and check for squirrels . . . . .
From: Pi
12-Sep-17
And if there are squirrels do they back in instead . That's it for me . I better stop.
From: Amoebus
12-Sep-17
I am more concerned how Pat 'accidentally' found this article???
From: Joey Ward
12-Sep-17
Don't turn your back? Penetration test?
No kidding. I bet those things come (pun intended .. he he he) equipped with a hard drive.
:-)
From: sleepyhunter
12-Sep-17
WTH? No African American or Hispanic sex robots or for the wilder ones a Muslim sex robot. Are they all bald?
From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
Oh you're just biased.....
From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
Do you think they have transgender ones..........on second thought I'd rather not think about it.
From: Brotsky
12-Sep-17
Well this would be faster than dying slowly inside.
From: tonyo6302
12-Sep-17
. . . for sleepyhunter
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. . . a little bald bot . . . . if you know what I mean . . . . . (sung to the tune of "A Little Deuce Coup")
From: sleepyhunter
12-Sep-17
What's creepier? The idea people buy this sort of thing, or the group of engineers who got together and figured out how to make it work. LOL.
From: Annony Mouse
12-Sep-17
Alternative market: robotic goats, camels, chickens, and prepubescent boys for koranderthals.
From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
With my luck if I ever got one after the first month I had it, it'd start saying things like, "We need to talk about this relationship", after which it would speak for hours with nary an opportunity for my input......the "WE" part being strictly rhetorical.
From: TD
12-Sep-17
Ahhhhh...... "that which gives men pause...." good luck boys.....
On the up side..... you will want to hunt more......
From: Joey Ward
12-Sep-17
Storage rack is nice. Could I see the USB port?
From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
I could make comment......but I best not......
From: sleepyhunter
12-Sep-17
Where do you plug in the charge cord?
From: Brotsky
12-Sep-17
For you or her sleepy? Ha!
From: tonyo6302
12-Sep-17
" I'll take one now and throw her into the mix. "
Ya better watch out, Pat. Your wife might have a bot in mind to throw into the mix, too, and he (it) may be a switch hitter at that !
From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
I was right. I best not!
From: sleepyhunter
12-Sep-17
Not for me that's for sure. Lol. Imagine the scene of a guy getting busy with his robot lady and she stops working and needs a recharge.
From: Pi
12-Sep-17
I think it could be charged by Kinetic motion . It will stay powered if you stay...active.
From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
Good point sleeper. I know with my battery powered tools they ALWAYS run out of battery right at the crucial moment of my using them, like with my drill when the hole I'm boring is just about done. Imagine if you will boring a hole with...........uh.....don't.
From: Woods Walker
12-Sep-17
Can they make one that will cook and clean as well? And with no audio? That might be worth looking into.
From: Salagi
12-Sep-17
Just told my wife about this article. She said no.
She said I couldn't have a robot either.
From: Salagi
12-Sep-17
Salagi's Link
Ray Stevens had a song years ago that almost addressed the robots...
From: Whitey
12-Sep-17
She looks like she will sleep with anyone. What a whooor!
From: TD
13-Sep-17
Anyone with the right password.....
Back in the day, the password involved the right pin number.......
From: tonyo6302
13-Sep-17
"Just told my wife about this article. She said no.
She said I couldn't have a robot either. "
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ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!
From: Joey Ward
13-Sep-17
"Anyone with the right password....."
Bet the password is "legs"
Spread the word!
LOL ;-)
From: Woods Walker
13-Sep-17
This thread is heading down the sewer at rapid speed. See what you started Pat?
From: Woods Walker
13-Sep-17
Can you imagine if the onboard computer got stuck on "O"???
From: Anony Mouse
14-Sep-17
From: Pi
17-Sep-17
AM, I think you found the F### head.
From: orionsbrother
17-Sep-17
No thanks. I saw some interview of some weirdo who owns one of those things. He'd talk to it, go shopping for it, have pretend dates with it.
It was probably the most pathetic video I've ever seen.
And then my smart azz pragmatic side kicks in.
How about the daily maintenance on that unit?
No thanks.
From: Woods Walker
17-Sep-17
I wonder what the lubrication routine is for one of them? And can you wear one out? Or just certain parts?
From: Woods Walker
17-Sep-17
Now they have a version for Muslims!
From: Solo @ the Coast
17-Sep-17
LOL!!! What the #&!! is that thing, WW? hehehehe
From: Fulldraw1972
19-Sep-17
Fulldraw1972's Link
Sounds like its back to fatty patty the blow up doll.
