Colorado's "Mad Pooper"
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From: Woods Walker
20-Sep-17
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Here's another one for the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up" category!!!
"CBS Denver reports a female jogger has been terrorizing a Colorado Springs neighborhood with random acts of pooping for nearly two months."
LOL! She's probably trans-species and identifies as a dog!
From: Straight —» Arrow
20-Sep-17
We had one in St. Louis a number of years ago. He was going to car dealerships and doing it in the backseat of cars....it took them months to catch the guy.
From: Glunt@work
20-Sep-17
Not related but reminded me that the other day as my brother and I were headed out of town to elk hunt, a "guy" steps out of the bushes near the WalMart. Normal build, 30's, short hair, beard, wearing a womans top, tight jeans and high heels. I'm a couple hours from the Springs but Colorado sure has changed in the 40 years I have been here.
From: Solo
20-Sep-17
Did you bugle or cow call him in?
From: Glunt@work
20-Sep-17
Well, we have either sex tags but I'm not even sure that applied. Just north of me there was guy caught sneaking in and swimming at the wastewater treatment facility.
From: Solo
20-Sep-17
From: Solo
20-Sep-17
Hey, I just noticed my handle changed back to just plain "Solo"... Thanks, Pat! I feel 'lighter'... ;^)
From: Joey Ward
20-Sep-17
Sounds crappy...........for the neighbors.
From: Jim Moore
20-Sep-17
Something stinks about this story...
From: gflight
20-Sep-17
I don't get what everyone is losing their s&*t over....
From: TD
20-Sep-17
The guys that broke into our equipment rental yard last year..... one of em took a deuce right next to a lift. Have it on camera. Broke in twice..... took a dump twice. Police said that was this guy's MO.....
From: Whitey
20-Sep-17
It’s left hand canyon archer . Now we know why he uses his left hand
From: 70lbdraw
20-Sep-17
"a female jogger has been terrorizing a Colorado Springs neighborhood"
Terrorizing?!? What's so terrifying about it? Dogs do it all the time. She just needs her old man to follow her around with Wal-Mart bags and a pooper scooper!
From: Woods Walker
22-Sep-17
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***UPDATE*** ***UPDATE*** ***BREAKING***
Charmin offers a YEAR'S SUPPLY of TP to the Mad Pooper if she turns herself in!!!!
A year's huh? I could use a year's supply of free after dinner rolls. Trouble is, with my knee I can no longer run. It's more of a lame horse shuffle.......