Summit Treestands
October Humor
Community
Contributors to this thread:
Anony Mouse 01-Oct-17
Woods Walker 01-Oct-17
Woods Walker 02-Oct-17
Thumper 02-Oct-17
Woods Walker 02-Oct-17
Shuteye 02-Oct-17
Shuteye 02-Oct-17
Scar Finga 02-Oct-17
Shuteye 02-Oct-17
HA/KS 03-Oct-17
HA/KS 03-Oct-17
Shuteye 03-Oct-17
HA/KS 04-Oct-17
Shuteye 04-Oct-17
Shuteye 04-Oct-17
HA/KS 04-Oct-17
Solo 04-Oct-17
Woods Walker 05-Oct-17
HA/KS 05-Oct-17
HA/KS 06-Oct-17
HA/KS 06-Oct-17
Two Feathers 06-Oct-17
Annony Mouse 06-Oct-17
Annony Mouse 06-Oct-17
Two Feathers 07-Oct-17
Woods Walker 07-Oct-17
HA/KS 08-Oct-17
Woods Walker 08-Oct-17
spike78 09-Oct-17
Shuteye 09-Oct-17
HA/KS 09-Oct-17
Shuteye 09-Oct-17
Shuteye 09-Oct-17
HA/KS 09-Oct-17
HA/KS 09-Oct-17
Two Feathers 10-Oct-17
Seapig@work 10-Oct-17
Two Feathers 11-Oct-17
Woods Walker 11-Oct-17
Shuteye 11-Oct-17
HA/KS 11-Oct-17
Anony Mouse 11-Oct-17
Spike Bull 12-Oct-17
Tony Phillips 12-Oct-17
Stalker 12-Oct-17
Shuteye 12-Oct-17
TD 15-Oct-17
Woods Walker 15-Oct-17
Shuteye 16-Oct-17
Annony Mouse 16-Oct-17
Coyote 65 16-Oct-17
Jim Moore 16-Oct-17
Shuteye 17-Oct-17
Two Feathers 17-Oct-17
HA/KS 18-Oct-17
HA/KS 18-Oct-17
Annony Mouse 19-Oct-17
Annony Mouse 19-Oct-17
HA/KS 19-Oct-17
HA/KS 19-Oct-17
HA/KS 19-Oct-17
HA/KS 20-Oct-17
Shuteye 20-Oct-17
Shuteye 20-Oct-17
From: Anony Mouse
01-Oct-17

Atheist?

From: Woods Walker
01-Oct-17

Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Woods Walker's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
02-Oct-17
An OLD classic bit about football. There's one bad word in it so consider yourself warned......

From: Thumper
02-Oct-17

Thumper's embedded Photo
Thumper's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
02-Oct-17
LMAO!!!! PERFECT!!!!

From: Shuteye
02-Oct-17
Thumper, that is great.

From: Shuteye
02-Oct-17

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo
I was at a NASCAR race yesterday and a guy right near me held up this sign. I don't know if it got on TV or not but I took this picture and lots of other people did too.

From: Scar Finga
02-Oct-17
WW,

That is a Classic for sure, I love it!

From: Shuteye
02-Oct-17

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
03-Oct-17
Not my photo

From: HA/KS
03-Oct-17

HA/KS's embedded Photo
Woodmen Valley Road in Colorado Springs
HA/KS's embedded Photo
Woodmen Valley Road in Colorado Springs
Not my photo. The first time something else that I had never seen posted.

From: Shuteye
03-Oct-17

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
04-Oct-17

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
04-Oct-17

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
04-Oct-17

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
04-Oct-17

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Solo
04-Oct-17
Thanks a lot Lex. I see I need another good thorough mind washin'. I've had one heckava week over the past coupla months... :^p

From: Woods Walker
05-Oct-17
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four!"

From: HA/KS
05-Oct-17

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
06-Oct-17
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."

From: HA/KS
06-Oct-17

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo
Too true to be funny.

From: Two Feathers
06-Oct-17

Two Feathers's embedded Photo
Two Feathers's embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
06-Oct-17

From: Annony Mouse
06-Oct-17

From: Two Feathers
07-Oct-17

Two Feathers's embedded Photo
Two Feathers's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
07-Oct-17

Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Woods Walker's embedded Photo
No she's not!

From: HA/KS
08-Oct-17

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
08-Oct-17
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.'

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact.

“Marion …………………………… Marion?”

“Yes; Is that you, Bob?”

“Yes; I’ve come back like we agreed.”

“That’s wonderful! I’ve really missed you. So … what’s it like?”

“Well … I get up in the morning and have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple more times. Then I have lunch … you’d be proud … lots of greens. Then another romp around the golf course having sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper it’s back to the golf course for more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.”

“Oh my, Bob! Are you in Heaven?”

“No; I’m a rabbit in Scottsdale, Arizona.”

From: spike78
09-Oct-17
HA, very true, wacked my knee good on the work truck hitch not long ago!

From: Shuteye
09-Oct-17
I noticed when I picked up my truck, after having new brake lines installed, the mechanic had put my hitch in the back of my truck.

From: HA/KS
09-Oct-17

HA/KS's Link
"Police Keep Antifa Away From Columbus Statues By Taping Job Applications Onto Them"

"U.S.—Antifa factions nationwide had planned a “deface Columbus day,” on which they intended to deface and destroy statues of Christopher Columbus Monday, but authorities in many cities got the better of the radical far-left groups with a brilliant idea: by adhering legitimate job applications all over their local Columbus statues, they virtually guaranteed that Antifa groups would not approach them.

“It’s working extremely well so far. These Antifa thugs won’t go anywhere near an opportunity for gainful employment,” Los Angeles Police Chief Charlie Beck told reporters. “We urge other American cities: if you want to protect your statues of Columbus, just head to the nearest McDonald’s or Walmart and ask for a stack of job applications. Get some tape and stick them all over the statue, and you can pretty much just go about your day at that point.”"

From: Shuteye
09-Oct-17

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
09-Oct-17

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
09-Oct-17
My son's friend Farmer Derek and a parody of Taylor Swift and the dangers of iPhone and farming.

From: HA/KS
09-Oct-17

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Two Feathers
10-Oct-17
HA/KS - lol

From: Seapig@work
10-Oct-17

Seapig@work's embedded Photo
Seapig@work's embedded Photo

From: Two Feathers
11-Oct-17

Two Feathers's embedded Photo
Two Feathers's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
11-Oct-17

Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Woods Walker's embedded Photo
HELL YEAH!!!!

From: Shuteye
11-Oct-17
During a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps, "Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?" Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found." "And just where is that?", said the reporter, sarcastically. Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration. "Next question?"

From: HA/KS
11-Oct-17

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Anony Mouse
11-Oct-17

12-Oct-17

Spike Bull 's Link
Surgery is no joke!

Hahahhaasa!

12-Oct-17

Tony Phillips's Link
I laughed at this, and I have the song stuck in my head.

From: Stalker
12-Oct-17
LOL Tony!!

From: Shuteye
12-Oct-17

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: TD
15-Oct-17
Little Johnny had a turtle that died. He went in the back yard, dug a hole. Turtle went into a box. He had been to his grandfafther's funeral, so he gathers the family and tells them he was going to hold graveside services for the turtle.

They gathered around the grave site and Johnny asked his father to say some words over the deceased turtle. Dad said the classic turtle obituary and was winding things down when Johnny spoke up and told them all he knew how to finish the service, he remembers how the Priest did it. Dad was kind surprised but told Johnny to go right ahead.

" Turtle is with God now..... In the name of the Father, Son...... and in-the-hole-he-goes........."

From: Woods Walker
15-Oct-17

Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Woods Walker's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
16-Oct-17

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
16-Oct-17

From: Coyote 65
16-Oct-17

Coyote 65's embedded Photo
Coyote 65's embedded Photo

From: Jim Moore
16-Oct-17
Mathematics: Brilliant!! I thought you all would enjoy this! This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint .... and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

I've never seen a better explanation than this formula. how true it is..

From: Shuteye
17-Oct-17

Shuteye's Link
Pet your dog, it's relaxing.

From: Two Feathers
17-Oct-17

Two Feathers's embedded Photo
Two Feathers's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
18-Oct-17

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
18-Oct-17

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
19-Oct-17

From: Annony Mouse
19-Oct-17

From: HA/KS
19-Oct-17

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
19-Oct-17

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
19-Oct-17

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
20-Oct-17

HA/KS's Link
Animals caught on camera. Some are pretty funny.

From: Shuteye
20-Oct-17

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
20-Oct-17

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo
Doctor with sense of humor after you do something stupid.

  • Sitka Gear