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Mike the Carpenter 01-Nov-17
bigswivle 01-Nov-17
Woods Walker 01-Nov-17
Annony Mouse 01-Nov-17
Woods Walker 01-Nov-17
HA/KS 01-Nov-17
trublucolo 01-Nov-17
HA/KS 01-Nov-17
Shuteye 01-Nov-17
trublucolo 01-Nov-17
Huntcell 01-Nov-17
HA/KS 01-Nov-17
Mike the Carpenter 02-Nov-17
Mike the Carpenter 02-Nov-17
Spike Bull 02-Nov-17
Shuteye 02-Nov-17
Annony Mouse 02-Nov-17
Shuteye 02-Nov-17
Woods Walker 02-Nov-17
HA/KS 02-Nov-17
Woods Walker 04-Nov-17
HA/KS 04-Nov-17
HA/KS 04-Nov-17
Woods Walker 04-Nov-17
HA/KS 04-Nov-17
HA/KS 04-Nov-17
Two Feathers 04-Nov-17
HA/KS 05-Nov-17
HA/KS 05-Nov-17
HA/KS 05-Nov-17
Woods Walker 05-Nov-17
Shuteye 05-Nov-17
Solo 05-Nov-17
spike78 05-Nov-17
Annony Mouse 05-Nov-17
BIG BEAR 05-Nov-17
Annony Mouse 05-Nov-17
slade 05-Nov-17
Shuteye 06-Nov-17
Tiger-Eye 06-Nov-17
Sharpstick 06-Nov-17
Sharpstick 06-Nov-17
HA/KS 06-Nov-17
Annony Mouse 06-Nov-17
Whitey 07-Nov-17
Whitey 07-Nov-17
Woods Walker 07-Nov-17
Woods Walker 08-Nov-17
HA/KS 08-Nov-17
Annony Mouse 08-Nov-17
Shuteye 08-Nov-17
Shuteye 09-Nov-17
HA/KS 09-Nov-17
Seapig@work 09-Nov-17
Shuteye 09-Nov-17
HA/KS 09-Nov-17
Annony Mouse 09-Nov-17
Annony Mouse 09-Nov-17
JL 09-Nov-17
Shuteye 10-Nov-17
Annony Mouse 10-Nov-17
Woods Walker 10-Nov-17
HA/KS 11-Nov-17
Kevin @ Wisconsin 12-Nov-17
Shuteye 12-Nov-17
Shuteye 12-Nov-17
Annony Mouse 12-Nov-17
Shuteye 13-Nov-17
HA/KS 13-Nov-17
HA/KS 13-Nov-17
Woods Walker 14-Nov-17
Shuteye 14-Nov-17
Woods Walker 14-Nov-17
HA/KS 14-Nov-17
Woods Walker 14-Nov-17
Shuteye 15-Nov-17
Woods Walker 15-Nov-17
Woods Walker 15-Nov-17
Thumper 15-Nov-17
Thumper 15-Nov-17
Woods Walker 15-Nov-17
Spike Bull 15-Nov-17
Woods Walker 15-Nov-17
Annony Mouse 15-Nov-17
Woods Walker 16-Nov-17
Shuteye 17-Nov-17
Spike Bull 17-Nov-17
Scrappy 17-Nov-17
Scar Finga 17-Nov-17
DRR324 17-Nov-17
Annony Mouse 17-Nov-17
01-Nov-17

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
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From: bigswivle
01-Nov-17

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Took this yesterday on the way to Dr. Makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time.
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Took this yesterday on the way to Dr. Makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time.
Don't know why it's blurry. It says; No license No credit No social No problem

From: Woods Walker
01-Nov-17
Maybe the next Islamic whack job will get his death tool there.

From: Annony Mouse
01-Nov-17

From: Woods Walker
01-Nov-17

From: HA/KS
01-Nov-17

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From: trublucolo
01-Nov-17
lol Henry

From: HA/KS
01-Nov-17

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From: Shuteye
01-Nov-17

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From: trublucolo
01-Nov-17
mmmm, I love watermelon.

From: Huntcell
01-Nov-17
Wow bucking the seedless trend. Normally I don’t have butter on watermelon but in this case I would make an exception .

From: HA/KS
01-Nov-17

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02-Nov-17
^^^^HA!! .

I actually called in one day here a few years back and told my Boss I had Anal Glaucoma. He asked what that was, and i told him I couldn’t see my Arse coming in.

02-Nov-17

02-Nov-17

Spike Bull 's Link

From: Shuteye
02-Nov-17

Shuteye's Link

From: Annony Mouse
02-Nov-17

Annony Mouse's Link
Ultimate irony...

From: Shuteye
02-Nov-17
That had to hurt. No one told him don't point a gun at anything you don't want to shoot. Especially with your finger on the trigger.

From: Woods Walker
02-Nov-17
Darwinism in action! He won't be passing that gene on!

From: HA/KS
02-Nov-17

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From: Woods Walker
04-Nov-17
Subject: Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous........

Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night. The next day, at the Gwinnet County (Georgia) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. He explained: "As there was no one around for miles, or at least I thought there was no one around", he stated. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. “Guess I was really into it, y'know?” he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching sheriff's car and was unaware of his audience until Deputy Brenda Taylor approached him.

'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Deputy Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just humping away at this pumpkin’. Deputy Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.

'I said: 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin? '

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said: 'A pumpkin? Shit ... is it midnight already?'

The court (and the judge) could not contain their laughter. Lawrence was found guilty only of public intoxication, fined $10.00 and sent on his way.

The Washington Post wrote an article describing this as "The best come-back line ever."

From: HA/KS
04-Nov-17

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From: HA/KS
04-Nov-17

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From: Woods Walker
04-Nov-17
LOL! That's the icon for...."SH*T! It's COLD!!!"

From: HA/KS
04-Nov-17
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot.

One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them.

Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.

The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure, they decided to just continue watching her.

After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?' He hadn't and said so.

Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing.'

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.

'Well, is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly.

'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

'Well, what is it then? What does she do ?' his wife fairly shrieked. The man grinned and said, 'She's a battery salesperson.'

'Batteries?' cried the wife.

'Yes!' he replied.

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'She Sells C Cells by the Seashore!'

From: HA/KS
04-Nov-17

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From: Two Feathers
04-Nov-17

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From: HA/KS
05-Nov-17

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From: HA/KS
05-Nov-17

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From: HA/KS
05-Nov-17
Skunk vs Cougar

From: Woods Walker
05-Nov-17
I guess that cougar figured that he wasn't all that hungry after all!

From: Shuteye
05-Nov-17
Now that was a great video. Cougars are pretty smart. The skunk that comes through my yard hasn't chased me yet but I would run like a little girl if he did.

From: Solo
05-Nov-17
lol....me too, Lex. I stand my ground when face to face with a man-eating mountain lion. But run away like a little girl from a dinky lil' skunk. hehehee.

Great video, HA.

From: spike78
05-Nov-17
That’s a bad ass little skunk!

From: Annony Mouse
05-Nov-17

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Not a joke, but sure made me feel good... a real aloha snackbar.

From: BIG BEAR
05-Nov-17
The only thing I kept saying to myself while watching that was ....... Get those ones running!! Don't let any get away..!!!!!

From: Annony Mouse
05-Nov-17

From: slade
05-Nov-17

From: Shuteye
06-Nov-17

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From: Tiger-Eye
06-Nov-17
cop may be in a little trouble there. obviously because he's black. But then again if the woman was black and the cop was white, he'd be in trouble too, because he was white.

From: Sharpstick
06-Nov-17

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From: Sharpstick
06-Nov-17

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From: HA/KS
06-Nov-17

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From: Annony Mouse
06-Nov-17

From: Whitey
07-Nov-17

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From: Whitey
07-Nov-17

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From: Woods Walker
07-Nov-17

From: Woods Walker
08-Nov-17

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From: HA/KS
08-Nov-17

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From: Annony Mouse
08-Nov-17
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The agent showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the agent asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

From: Shuteye
08-Nov-17

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From: Shuteye
09-Nov-17

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From: HA/KS
09-Nov-17

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From: Seapig@work
09-Nov-17

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From: Shuteye
09-Nov-17
I rode my bicycle to the liquor store and bought a bottle of Rum. I put it in the basket but thought If I fall the bottle will break. I decided to drink it and that was a good decision. I fell seven times on my way home.

From: HA/KS
09-Nov-17
A bird watcher was stopped looking at some birds when she was approached by an officer of the law.

"I'm thankful they didn't ask if I had any weapons. I might of answered "what do you need?""

From: Annony Mouse
09-Nov-17
It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter wasgoing to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village shouldcollect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, 'Isthe coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold, 'the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

'Yes, 'the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.'

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again.

'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'

'Absolutely, 'the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'

'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a sh**load of firewood."

From: Annony Mouse
09-Nov-17

From: JL
09-Nov-17

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Seen this on another site.

From: Shuteye
10-Nov-17

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From: Annony Mouse
10-Nov-17

We need leftist controls similar to those wished upon the 2A.

From: Woods Walker
10-Nov-17

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From: HA/KS
11-Nov-17

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12-Nov-17

Kevin @ Wisconsin's Link
https://youtu.be/CBUxNeXgC70

From: Shuteye
12-Nov-17
Kevin, now that was good.

From: Shuteye
12-Nov-17

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From: Annony Mouse
12-Nov-17

From: Shuteye
13-Nov-17

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From: HA/KS
13-Nov-17
"In a spy novel I had just read, the hero hid a letter in a particular statue in Washington, D.C.

Since I was in that city at the time, on a whim I decided to see if the statue really contained the small niche the author had described. To my great surprise, it did -- and a cellophane-wrapped letter was inside.

After a moment's hesitation, I pulled out the letter, opened it, and burst into laughter.

An unidentified reader had penned, "Good book, wasn't it?""

From: HA/KS
13-Nov-17
The photo that posted was not the one that I intended. It has no place on a humor thread, but on an America is threatened from within thread.

From: Woods Walker
14-Nov-17
Excellent Henry!

From: Shuteye
14-Nov-17
When I see that picture, I think of my uncle who was 17 years old and driving one of those landing crafts. He passed away two years ago. His son picks me up once a month to go to Cabelas.

From: Woods Walker
14-Nov-17
I had an uncle who was with the 101st Airborne who arrived in Normandy via glider behind the German lines. He also did the same in Sicily a year earlier. He was seriously wounded at Normandy when a wall they were using for cover got hit by a German round. That was the end of the war....and a normal healthy life...for him. He spent the next 32 years in and out of the VA hospital.

From: HA/KS
14-Nov-17

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From: Woods Walker
14-Nov-17
TOO FUNNY!!!! But now I have an ear worm that keeps playing that song.........

From: Shuteye
15-Nov-17

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Local donkey proudly showing off her coyote catch. They will run them down, grab them by the neck, breaking it and then stomp them into the dirt until satisfied. Photo taken by a local friend of An American Homestead.

From: Woods Walker
15-Nov-17
DO NOT mess with donkeys! They may LOOK small and cute, but that's where it ends!

From: Woods Walker
15-Nov-17

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From: Thumper
15-Nov-17

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Govt free food program.

From: Thumper
15-Nov-17

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Govt free food program hidden costs.

From: Woods Walker
15-Nov-17

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15-Nov-17
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, “SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?” WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

MY NAME IS WENDY MULLEN AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA,WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .

'YES, YES I DID I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THE UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT ARSED,

GREY HAIRED,

DECREPIT,

BASTARD ASKED..

'WHAT SUBJECT DID YOU TEACH?

From: Woods Walker
15-Nov-17

BOOK REPORT.....................................

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

Titanic: Cost - $29.99 Clinton : Cost - $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton : Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton : Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton : Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember anything..

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

...........His professor gave him an A+ for this report..........

From: Annony Mouse
15-Nov-17
Gun Yoga:

From: Woods Walker
16-Nov-17

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From: Shuteye
17-Nov-17

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I have my Christmas tree up.

17-Nov-17
What do you expect from such simple creatures?Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.You can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.The world is your urinal.You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress $5000.Tux rental-$100.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.You can open all your own jars.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.Two pairs of shoes are more than enough.You almost never have strap problems in public.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.Everything on your face stays its original color.The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.No wonder men are happier.

NICKNAMES

- If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

- If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.

EATING OUT

- When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

- When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

- A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

- The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

- A woman has the last word in any argument.

- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE

- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

- A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

- A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

- Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

- Ah, children.A woman knows all about her children.She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

- A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:A married man should forget his mistakes.There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

From: Scrappy
17-Nov-17

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Nothing more needs said

From: Scar Finga
17-Nov-17
^^^^ Scrappy For the Win^^^^^^

From: DRR324
17-Nov-17
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/17/navy-admits-its-aircraft-drew-lewd-images-in-sky.html

From: Annony Mouse
17-Nov-17

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