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Annony Mouse 26-Nov-17
Spike Bull 27-Nov-17
Annony Mouse 01-Dec-17
itshot 01-Dec-17
DL 01-Dec-17
Solo 01-Dec-17
TD 02-Dec-17
Spike Bull 02-Dec-17
Annony Mouse 02-Dec-17
Spike Bull 03-Dec-17
Annony Mouse 05-Dec-17
HA/KS 05-Dec-17
Solo 06-Dec-17
Annony Mouse 07-Dec-17
Coyote 65 08-Dec-17
Annony Mouse 13-Dec-17
Annony Mouse 14-Dec-17
Annony Mouse 14-Dec-17
Annony Mouse 15-Dec-17
Annony Mouse 16-Dec-17
itshot 16-Dec-17
Spike Bull 16-Dec-17
Stalker 16-Dec-17
Annony Mouse 16-Dec-17
Annony Mouse 22-Dec-17
Woods Walker 22-Dec-17
Woods Walker 22-Dec-17
Annony Mouse 23-Dec-17
From: Annony Mouse
26-Nov-17
This is just too funny not to read the entire article. The proregressive left has gotten so crazy that they out-parody a parody. As a long time student of humor, I have always claimed that within any item/article of humor, there must be a kernel of truth. This link (read it...it is well worth it) gives ample proof of that fact. It also adds credence to the meme that "liberalism is a mental disease".

I created “Medusa Magazine” and I am shutting it down because Feminist stupidity has surpassed satire

From the link:

"...But back to to the original topic, we are shutting down our rather hilarious project because we can no longer compete with our competition. We have come to realize that our competition is not other satirical websites, but rather the people we are trying to satirize. About a week ago, after a short hiatus from the website and in light of the recent sexual assault allegations currently afflicting Hollywood, we put out another article titled “Why we should believe women who accuse right wingers of rape more than those who accuse liberals”. The article is a total caricature intended to be as ridiculous as possible, basically arguing that because liberals are good people, we should forgive them when they rape women. We thought no one in the world could possibly hold views as ridiculous as that, so we wrote it as satire and published it.

So imagine our surprise when an actual Feminist and self-proclaimed expert on “rape culture” wrote an article for The Washington Post no less, using the same rational and reasoning as our satirical article that was written just a few days before:

(continued at link)

The piece concludes:

"...And that is why we are shutting down this website. Because there is no point in operating a caricature website of Feminism anymore when real life Feminists are now more insane than any caricature we could ever dream up. If you enjoyed our content and are sad to see us go, then just go follow any legitimate Feminist blog or any of the many obnoxious Feminists on Twitter. Their content is the same as ours."

27-Nov-17
Rotflmao!

Really, not a surprise!

From: Annony Mouse
01-Dec-17
This is why that fake feminazi site shut down – you can’t top this

The following ad is not satire, and it’s why MedusaMagazine shut down.

more at SteadfastandLoyal

From: itshot
01-Dec-17
ewwwww

From: DL
01-Dec-17
I lived in Sant Cruz for too many years. Their liberal loony ness rivals Berkeley. I remember back in the 70s the feminists were on a rampage of men victimizing women in nudie magazines and then a feminist came to speak that had been in many different magazines nude. She bragged the fact she had done and made thousands off of the male pigs. They applauded her for what she did. This next one made absolutely even less sense since UCSC is a total enviro Nazi breeding ground. To even think of sneezing in the ocean was sacreligeous. This was in the 80s and every Fourth of July some US Navy ships would anchor there and thousands were taken out to tour the ships. So a bunch of UC brain trusts went out in boats to protest. They poured coffe bee s from Nicaragua in the water around the ships to protest the governments involvement with Nicaragua. I guess Reagan had an imbargo on the country. They were polluting the ocean and nothing was done but had anyone dumped pro Reagan coffe beans in the ocean they would be arrested.

From: Solo
01-Dec-17

Solo's embedded Photo
Dana Nessel, her twin sons and her wife, Alanna Maguire
Solo's embedded Photo
Dana Nessel, her twin sons and her wife, Alanna Maguire

Solo's Link
Her hatred for men is beginning to make sense. She turned queer.

That is one sick chick.....

From: TD
02-Dec-17
Cool...... Pale Penis Props........

02-Dec-17
Knowing the intlligent, competent women in my life as I do, it is very hard to understand how other women are so easily and completely duped by the feminazi agenda.

From: Annony Mouse
02-Dec-17

03-Dec-17
HahahahaaAA!

Well, there it is!

From: Annony Mouse
05-Dec-17
From: HA/KS
05-Dec-17

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Solo
06-Dec-17
Here's Jack's Links -- Delicate Snowflakes: Please Don't Call Us "Snowflakes." It Damages Our Mental Health

FYI, on embedded links like these, I recommend you right click and choose "Open in new tab" (2nd from top) so you don't leave the Bowsite page....

Also, if you want a good ole fashioned belly laugh, here's the unrelated "white privilege" video from this link:

From: Annony Mouse
07-Dec-17
Alabama Dem ad goes really wrong

Diogenes’ Middle Finger: Democrats and Their Alabama Train Wreck

This is *NOT* how you do outreach to Black voters.

From: Coyote 65
08-Dec-17

Coyote 65's Link
And in Philly, they want to pull the bullet proof glass out of beer deli's.

Terry

From: Annony Mouse
13-Dec-17

Annony Mouse's Link
Snowing like crazy here...almost 8" today and I come across this:

University’s ‘White Christmas’ Tweet Triggers Snowflakes

Thinking of that classical racist Christmas song...

From: Annony Mouse
14-Dec-17
Boston Professor Proclaims ‘Jingle Bells’ a ‘Racist’ Song

A professor at Boston University has proclaimed Christmas carol favorite “Jingle Bells” to be a “racist song” and is urging people to shun the jaunty tune.

Kyna Hamill, a theater history professor at Boston University, recently told the Boston Globe that the venerable Christmas song has a “secret” racist past that has been “systematically” hidden from Americans as they celebrate the Christmas season.

“The history of the song has remained hidden behind its local and season affection,” Hamill told the paper. She continued saying the song’s “blackface and racist origins have been subtly and systematically removed from its history.” (continued at link)

From: Annony Mouse
14-Dec-17
L.A. Shelters May Impose Vegan Diet on Dogs

As the state plunges over the precipice into an abyss of sheer moonbattery, even stray dogs are advised to escape California:

Those dogs’ dinners could be swapped out for a plant-based food under a proposal before the Los Angeles City Board of Animal Services Commissioners. The change, which commissioners could decide Tuesday, would make the city’s shelter system the first in the nation to feed its canine residents a vegan diet, according to its chief veterinarian.

Ever seen a dog’s teeth? They aren’t herbivore teeth, like horses have. They aren’t the teeth of omnivores like humans, for whom a normal diet consists of both plants and animals. Dogs are carnivores. They were designed to eat primarily meat.

The purpose of imposing this unnatural and unhealthy diet on the 33,000 dogs that go through L.A.’s shelters each year is the usual — left-wing posturing:

Supporters, who include musician and animal rights activist Moby and the feminist lawyer Lisa Bloom, say that is one of the selling points: to make L.A. shelter dogs the vanguard of a meat-free movement.

If these militant kooks would take meat away from dogs, you can be sure they will also take it away from you, just as soon as they have the political leverage.

“If we adopt this, it’s one more thing that proves to the world that Los Angeles really is the progressive capital,” Moby, whose real name is Richard Hall, testified at the board’s meeting last month.

I was going to suggest that Moby go back to playing his music. But then I remembered what Moby’s music sounds like.

The idea was proposed by Commissioner Roger Wolfson, a Hollywood screenwriter who … said rethinking the dogs’ meals is about far more sweeping matters — the environmental effect of a meat industry that produces the main ingredients in lots of dog food and the ethics of feeding animals to animals.

Some liberal elitists actually believe their screwball ideology applies outside of their little bubble of moonbat idiocy. Next, they will require their sacred polar bears to eat tofu seals.

From: Annony Mouse
15-Dec-17
‘Jingle Bells’ Rooted In Racism, Boston University Professor Says

Loony.

Via Fox News:

“Jingle Bells,” one of the most well-known Christmas carols in the world, is now being called racist.

A Boston University theater professor claims the Christmas carol has a “problematic history” because it was originally performed to make fun of African Americans.

“The legacy of ‘Jingle Bells’ is one where its blackface and racist origins have been subtly and systematically removed from its history,” Kyna Hamill, a BU theater historian, wrote in her “Theatre Survey” research paper on the story of “Jingle Bells.”

“Although ‘One Horse Open Sleigh,’ for most of its singers and listeners, may have eluded its racialized past and taken its place in the seemingly unproblematic romanticization of a normal ‘white’ Christmas, attention to the circumstances of its performance history enables reflection on its problematic role in the construction of blackness and whiteness in the United States,” she wrote.

Keep reading…

From: Annony Mouse
16-Dec-17
Eco-Ferry That Needs Fuel Shipped In From Middle East

IT was announced with great fanfare as a new dawn in eco-friendly transport to and from Scotland’s islands.

But it has emerged the ‘cleaner’ fuel which will power the passenger ferries will have to be shipped in from a refinery thousands of miles away in Qatar.

Officially launched last week by First Minister Nicola Sturgeon, the first of two vessels powered by liquefied natural gas (LNG) was heralded as a key weapon in achieving ‘Scotland’s world-leading climate change goals’.

Now transport chiefs have admitted the fuel to power the craft must make a journey of 8,141 miles from Qatar to a port in Kent before being driven a further 464 miles to the ferry terminal in Ardrossan, Ayrshire.

The ferries will need up to four tanker-loads of LNG a week, which means lorries will have to drive 3,712 miles a week between the Kent coast and the West coast of Scotland.

continued at link

From: itshot
16-Dec-17
green!!

or is it green$$

poor libs, they'll catch a break some day

16-Dec-17
The idiot commiEs really wont even understand why this doesnt make sense.

From: Stalker
16-Dec-17
I'm sure Atheist will be along here soon to explain to us how this all makes perfect sense!

From: Annony Mouse
16-Dec-17
Atheist is probably "pithed" off... (Bio 101 dealing with live frogs) ;o)

From: Annony Mouse
22-Dec-17

From: Woods Walker
22-Dec-17

Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Come now Mouse, it's Pelosi Logic. It makes perfect sense....to a moron.

From: Woods Walker
22-Dec-17

Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Of course she's not alone.........

From: Annony Mouse
23-Dec-17
Tucker Carlson Shares Hilarious List Of 100 ‘Racist’ Things

Fox News’ Tucker Carlson tweeted out Friday a hilarious list of 100 things people have deemed “racist” this year, and some of the entries are just unbelievable.

The Daily Caller founder geared up for the list by telling his followers that “we live in revolutionary times” and that some “wild things” happened in the past year.

Starting a thread on any of these will surely bring atheist, LHmasterbater, freeglee, et.al. to defend the indefensible with their canned proregressive memes and distortions of reality.

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