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And Kyle, thanks for the walk down memory lane with that Buddy Hackett video. I was rolling on the floor laughin' my butt off with him....
I grew up early, and was 6 feet tall by the age of 12. In fact, I would conclude that I grew up way too soon. Right now, thinking back, I sure wish I could turn back the hands of time and somehow manage to do it all over again.....and do it the RIGHT way this time.... ;^)
Their hit song back then was "Hot Rod". But when "Uncle Lijiah" got to crankin' no one could keep still. Here's some Jim Dandy bluegrass for y'all......
Tiger was -9 after his tenth hole yesterday. Then he went +7 on his next eighteen holes before making birdies on two of the last five holes today.
He made a lot of spectacular shots and said it's the first time in several years he's been able to swing all-out without any pain.
Meanwhile, Georgia is playing their best game I've seen them play all year. And Auburn is playing the worst game I've seen them play all season. The War Eagle is getting plucked over pretty badly.....
This tournament was a 72 hole event, not a 54 hole event, and Tiger was -4 today to finish at -8.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
Come on, Freeglee and you other lib trolls...help him out. Get some for your friends and family!
(Supposed to be a picture here of a guy sitting on a stool in a restaurant open carrying.) This is the thoughtful response from one of the readers: "I would gently explain to my children that while it is his absolute right to do it, I do not approve. In no uncertain terms I would tell them that if I ever catch THEM wearing brown slacks, blue socks and black shoes, IN PUBLIC, I will slap the crap out of them.." Texas Mom
'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him.....Sum Ting Wong
Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. “Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude. The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see.
"It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations" said Claude.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting "Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch" The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth. The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces. A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch. They were hypnotized.
And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!
The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact.... "SHIT" said Claude.
It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizen's Center and Claude was never invited there again.