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Mike the Carpenter 01-Jun-18
Shuteye 01-Jun-18
Shuteye 01-Jun-18
JL 01-Jun-18
PECO 01-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 01-Jun-18
jjs 01-Jun-18
JTV 01-Jun-18
'Ike' 01-Jun-18
Mike the Carpenter 02-Jun-18
Michael 02-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 02-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 02-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 03-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 03-Jun-18
JTV 03-Jun-18
Salagi 03-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 03-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 03-Jun-18
Woods Walker 03-Jun-18
Shuteye 04-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 04-Jun-18
Shuteye 04-Jun-18
oldgoat 04-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 04-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 04-Jun-18
Shuteye 04-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 04-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 04-Jun-18
Solo 04-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 05-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 05-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 05-Jun-18
TD 05-Jun-18
Mike the Carpenter 06-Jun-18
Scrappy 06-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 06-Jun-18
Nomad @ work 06-Jun-18
woodguy65 06-Jun-18
woodguy65 06-Jun-18
trublucolo 06-Jun-18
JTV 06-Jun-18
woodguy65 06-Jun-18
Salagi 06-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 06-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 06-Jun-18
ben h 06-Jun-18
Woods Walker 07-Jun-18
Woods Walker 07-Jun-18
Seapig@work 07-Jun-18
scentman 07-Jun-18
TD 07-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 07-Jun-18
TD 07-Jun-18
TD 07-Jun-18
Woods Walker 07-Jun-18
HDE 07-Jun-18
Shuteye 07-Jun-18
petedrummond 07-Jun-18
JTV 07-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 08-Jun-18
TD 08-Jun-18
IdyllwildArcher 08-Jun-18
Spike Bull 08-Jun-18
HDE 08-Jun-18
Salagi 08-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 08-Jun-18
woodguy65 09-Jun-18
woodguy65 09-Jun-18
RobinHood 10-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 10-Jun-18
Wv hillbilly 11-Jun-18
Shuteye 11-Jun-18
Michael 11-Jun-18
Thumper 12-Jun-18
Mike the Carpenter 12-Jun-18
woodguy65 12-Jun-18
Shuteye 12-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 12-Jun-18
CPMike 13-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 13-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 14-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 14-Jun-18
woodguy65 14-Jun-18
Shuteye 14-Jun-18
Salagi 15-Jun-18
Spike Bull 16-Jun-18
petedrummond 16-Jun-18
petedrummond 16-Jun-18
trublucolo 16-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 16-Jun-18
petedrummond 16-Jun-18
trublucolo 16-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 16-Jun-18
Woods Walker 16-Jun-18
TD 18-Jun-18
Salagi 19-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 19-Jun-18
petedrummond 19-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 19-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 19-Jun-18
Fivers 19-Jun-18
petedrummond 19-Jun-18
petedrummond 19-Jun-18
Bake 19-Jun-18
petedrummond 20-Jun-18
woodguy65 20-Jun-18
woodguy65 20-Jun-18
Spike Bull 20-Jun-18
01-Jun-18

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
01-Jun-18
Damn Mark, that's a great start.

From: Shuteye
01-Jun-18

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: JL
01-Jun-18

JL's embedded Photo
JL's embedded Photo

From: PECO
01-Jun-18

PECO's embedded Photo
PECO's embedded Photo

01-Jun-18

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: jjs
01-Jun-18
Ike, I live along the Mississippi Rv. a good part of my life and actually heard this from a person. LOL

From: JTV
01-Jun-18
Ike, that WAS directed at PutZ ... correct ?

From: 'Ike'
01-Jun-18
LMAO....I spit coffee when I originally saw that one! And Jeff, that very well could be!

02-Jun-18

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: Michael
02-Jun-18

Michael's embedded Photo
Michael's embedded Photo
Practice practice practice

From: Annony Mouse
02-Jun-18

From: Annony Mouse
02-Jun-18

03-Jun-18

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
03-Jun-18
Photo taken in the Briarcliff Manor High School faculty bathroom:

From: JTV
03-Jun-18
lol ^^

From: Salagi
03-Jun-18

Salagi's embedded Photo
Salagi's embedded Photo

From: sleepyhunter
03-Jun-18

sleepyhunter's embedded Photo
sleepyhunter's embedded Photo

From: sleepyhunter
03-Jun-18

sleepyhunter's embedded Photo
sleepyhunter's embedded Photo
I'll never root for the Cowboys again.

From: Woods Walker
03-Jun-18
I was worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friends’ lives, and what's happening in Washington, Moscow, North Korea, the Middle East, Hillary Clinton's scandals, Donald Trump, Fox News, CNN, MSNBC the downgrading of our military, the terrorists infiltrating our border, the illegals, the refugees, the FBI, CIA.

Then I saw a yard sign that said:

NEED HELP?

CALL JESUS 800-555-3787

Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.

A Mexican with a leaf blower showed up...........

From: Shuteye
04-Jun-18
Many years ago I had a utility worker reporting me me named Jesus. He couldn't tell time or speak much English. He was a good worker and nice guy but his co workers had to tell him how to tell when his break was over. They would show him where the hands on the clock would be when his break was over. If he went with another worker he would just follow them.

From: Annony Mouse
04-Jun-18

From: Shuteye
04-Jun-18

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo
Not much difference between Kenya and Baltimore.

From: oldgoat
04-Jun-18

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oldgoat's embedded Photo

From: sleepyhunter
04-Jun-18

sleepyhunter's embedded Photo
sleepyhunter's embedded Photo

From: sleepyhunter
04-Jun-18

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sleepyhunter's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
04-Jun-18

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo
Celebrating the invention of the Atomic Bomb. Now that's a cake.

From: sleepyhunter
04-Jun-18

sleepyhunter's embedded Photo
sleepyhunter's embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
04-Jun-18
Few of us know, because Paul never bragged about being an archery instructor...

From: Solo
04-Jun-18

Solo's embedded Photo
Solo's embedded Photo

05-Jun-18

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
05-Jun-18

From: Annony Mouse
05-Jun-18

From: TD
05-Jun-18

TD's embedded Photo
TD's embedded Photo

06-Jun-18

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: Scrappy
06-Jun-18

Scrappy's embedded Photo
Scrappy's embedded Photo

From: sleepyhunter
06-Jun-18

sleepyhunter's embedded Photo
sleepyhunter's embedded Photo
sleepyhunter's embedded Photo
sleepyhunter's embedded Photo

From: Nomad @ work
06-Jun-18
Awww now Sleepy...........what's Alfred ever done to you?

From: woodguy65
06-Jun-18

woodguy65's embedded Photo
woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
06-Jun-18

woodguy65's embedded Photo
woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: trublucolo
06-Jun-18
there's something wrong with you woodguy, lol.

From: JTV
06-Jun-18
2nd one up ^^... with the cat ..... ROFLMAO !!!!

From: woodguy65
06-Jun-18
...I have a twisted mind.

From: Salagi
06-Jun-18
Would the laser point picture be leading to a cat's asstrophy?

06-Jun-18

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

06-Jun-18
‘And that’s how the fight started!’ LMAO

From: ben h
06-Jun-18
That photo is fake Ike.....I don't know if you've been to a WholeFoods lately, but the "pears" are a lot smaller than your average WalMart "pear".

From: Woods Walker
07-Jun-18
Yes....it would need to be more like a pumpkin......

From: Woods Walker
07-Jun-18

Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Let's see if we can "outwoodguy", woodguy........

From: Seapig@work
07-Jun-18

Seapig@work's embedded Photo
Seapig@work's embedded Photo
Ok...

From: scentman
07-Jun-18
Hold my beer.

From: TD
07-Jun-18
During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.

The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "that's a good looking baby, and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.

The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "And all these years, I've been chewing gum .

From: Annony Mouse
07-Jun-18

From: TD
07-Jun-18

TD's embedded Photo
TD's embedded Photo
You folks need to get your mind out of the forest.....

From: TD
07-Jun-18

TD's embedded Photo
TD's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
07-Jun-18
What have I done!!!

From: HDE
07-Jun-18
This went to hell in a handbasket...

From: Shuteye
07-Jun-18

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo
WW started it.

From: petedrummond
07-Jun-18

petedrummond's embedded Photo
petedrummond's embedded Photo

From: JTV
07-Jun-18
we got some sick puppies on here ...smh ..... lol ... ^^^ lucky guy, nice family ...

08-Jun-18

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
Actual Aspen I found on a hunt in Utah..,

From: TD
08-Jun-18
When you've been out for a week or three....... LOL!

08-Jun-18
Man, I feel bad for how hard I laughed at that.

08-Jun-18
So Jane makes quick progress with Tarzan and decides she wants to broach the subject of sex. Tarzan doesn't seem to understand so she explains it to him and promises to show him all about it!

"OH!" the light goes on and Tarzan says sure, he knows about sex, whereupon he walks over to a tree with one of those flowery knotholes, savagely thrusts a stick in long, hard, and deep, then proceeds to mount the hole. Jane is totally surprised. When he finishes she asks him what the stick was about, Tarzan explains: "Check for squirrel!"

From: HDE
08-Jun-18
"Man, I feel bad for hard I laughed at that."

Aspen pic, laughed and hard - what...?!?

From: Salagi
08-Jun-18

Salagi's embedded Photo
Salagi's embedded Photo

From: sleepyhunter
08-Jun-18
The madam opened the brothel door in Dallas and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late fifties

"May I help you sir?" she asked.

The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies

Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.

He replied, "No, I must see Valerie"

Just then, a gorgeous Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.

"There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000."

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again.

Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row".

Where are you from?"

The man replied, "Houston ."

"Really," she said. "I have family in Houston ."

"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney.

She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."

From: woodguy65
09-Jun-18

woodguy65's embedded Photo
woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
09-Jun-18

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: RobinHood
10-Jun-18

RobinHood's Link
I’ve noticed days getting longer and longer ever since about December 21st of last year. This makes perfect sense, with all the lumens these money grubbing capitalists are spilling back into space, they’re causing increasing global daylight. Soon it will be light all the time. I understand that full time daylight has already taken over places like Fairbanks AK. The government must do something before the night is completely destroyed! STOP THE DAYLIGHT!!!

From: Annony Mouse
10-Jun-18
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

11-Jun-18

Wv hillbilly 's embedded Photo
Wv hillbilly 's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
11-Jun-18

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: Michael
11-Jun-18

Michael's embedded Photo
Michael's embedded Photo

From: Thumper
12-Jun-18
Farmer in LaGrange TX placed a bell on all his roosters to keep track on when they were working. His old Red Rooster sounded like he was always working and it showed as most of the newly hatched chicks looked just like him. But when viewing the security video of the farm he found out the Old Red Rooster was taking his bell off and placing it on the sprinkler, then sneaking up behind the hens and screwing them. Farmer posted the video FB and it went viral all over the world. The very next week the Old Red Rooster and obama both received the Nobel Piece Prize.

12-Jun-18

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
His boss was questioning whether he was really in the hospital or not, so he asked for a photo to prove he was in the hospital.

From: woodguy65
12-Jun-18

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
12-Jun-18

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo
Safety First!... He's got the helmet and boots, but forgot the gloves!... 90% of motorcycle accidents injure the hands!...

From: Annony Mouse
12-Jun-18

From: CPMike
13-Jun-18

CPMike's embedded Photo
CPMike's embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
13-Jun-18
14-Jun-18

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
Part 1

14-Jun-18

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
Part 2....LMAO

From: woodguy65
14-Jun-18

woodguy65's embedded Photo
woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
14-Jun-18
The subject of stopping the Hawaiian volcano has also come up.

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power

Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.

From: Salagi
15-Jun-18

Salagi's Link

Back when Hollywood was fun.

16-Jun-18

Spike Bull 's Link
A picture is worth a thousand words. Several, even better!

From: petedrummond
16-Jun-18

petedrummond's embedded Photo
petedrummond's embedded Photo
Political non humor and confusing posts need to be corrected.

From: petedrummond
16-Jun-18

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petedrummond's embedded Photo
Woodguy and I do our best but non humor still sneaks in. Watch it. It can get worse. Much worse.

From: trublucolo
16-Jun-18
lol woodguy

From: sleepyhunter
16-Jun-18
Got it.

From: petedrummond
16-Jun-18
But it's not funny. Post this political stuff somewhere else. I want sick humor to send to my friends.

From: trublucolo
16-Jun-18
I agree, let's at least keep the humor thread funny......there's absolutely nothing funny about that. Maybe the CF needs a monthly shame / disgrace thread.

From: sleepyhunter
16-Jun-18

sleepyhunter's embedded Photo
sleepyhunter's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
16-Jun-18

Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Woods Walker's embedded Photo

From: TD
18-Jun-18

TD's embedded Photo
TD's embedded Photo
Love a good drinking toast..... or just drinkin'..... whatever.....

From: Salagi
19-Jun-18

Salagi's embedded Photo
Salagi's embedded Photo

19-Jun-18

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: petedrummond
19-Jun-18

petedrummond's embedded Photo
petedrummond's embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
19-Jun-18
Found: page from the class of 2015 of Briarcliff Manor High School year book. Paul Zeidan, class advisor.

From: Annony Mouse
19-Jun-18

From: Fivers
19-Jun-18
The perfect use of Roman Numerals there above!!

From: petedrummond
19-Jun-18
Oh oh political non funny. Retaliation in progress. Get a life. Nobody gives a shit.

From: petedrummond
19-Jun-18

petedrummond's embedded Photo
petedrummond's embedded Photo

From: Bake
19-Jun-18

Bake's embedded Photo
Bake's embedded Photo

From: petedrummond
20-Jun-18
Much better.

From: woodguy65
20-Jun-18

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
20-Jun-18

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

20-Jun-18
Hillary Clinton goes on a "fact-finding" visit to Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem she suffers a massive heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the Americans accompanying her, "You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for just $100".

The Americans accompanying her assemble in a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Hillary shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, in Jerusalem, and you would spend only $100?

The American spokesperson replies, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.”

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