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How much time do I have left?
I breath Ozone, use a Thermacell and Permithron. Spray gallons of Round up on my food plots. Eat tons of deer that survive on GMO corn and soy beans. How much time could I have left? (or am I just paranoid?)
I give you a couple weeks at most.
I hope you are still around to read my reply... get your affairs in order.
As long as you don't ingest too much dihydrogen monoxide you should be fine. DHMO kills more people than the plague.
I think you'll be ok just as long as you're not drinking water with fluoride in it. If you are, you might wake up dead.
thoughts and prayers to your family
You'll live just long enough to pay your medical bills for your cancer treatments. That is how it works, keep them alive just long enough to pay for it:)
You're already dead. Say hi to Grandma for me.
Monsanto has come for your soul.
Y'all are about some twisted MFers here!.......................Guess that's why I fit in??
Seriously, if you actually do that, probably not as long I do. But then, I ride a bike with no helmet so, maybe it evens out.
Everyday above ground is a good day. We're all on our way out and always one day closer to the end. Live, love and laugh with family and friends. The rest is just BS. J
Get a knife and some butter.................... because you're toast!
show me which of your stands are the best before you leave Thanks
Take two vodka martinis shaken not stirred and u will be fine.
You are lucky you got this thread posted before you croaked.
Unfortunately, you are not like Bill Clinton- he didn't inhale, you did. I don't think you have got a lot of time left.
You're a goner. Dibs on bows, guns and cool stuff you leave behind.
Even if you're paranoid it doesn't mean that stuff isn't going to kill you...
I always wanted to go out at the hands of a jealous husband, but I outlived that. I do most of the things you stated, plus drink whiskey and dip snuff. Hank Williams said it best : "You'll never get out of this world alive. " Embrace it !
Be very very careful tomorrow.
If it dont kill ya, the starvation is inevitable since u cant kill a deer usin' any of it....;^)
No use being careful now,live like your dying.
"Can I have your savings, and hunting property?" says greedy bastard...
Doesn't Grey Goose clean that crud out of your system like an eraser does a chalkboard?
Heres the good news; You are more likely to die from glancing at your phone [while walking, driving, etc] than from the stuff you mentioned ...just dump your cell phone!
Now where do i send your invoice?
Depends. Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?
“If the good die young then I’m gonna live forever”
I want your Yeti cooler.??
" Here Lies Killbuck, Told not to ingest that sh*t but he didn't give a F*&k . (Headstone) :)
Pizzaman... you don't fit in, calm down.
It's always later than you think.......
Hold your breath for as long as yu can if you can't last 30 seconds a stroke should befriend you in the next year give or take a month! Death would be nicer strokes can leave you to become a walking dead! Trust me I had a stroke three years ago still cant climb a tree!
Seriously...I should be dead. Two doctors said I would never leave the hospital. Another said if I lived, I would never walk again. That was eight years ago. I am on borrowed time. Each day, when I awake, I thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ for giving me the day. And I mean it. (One of my few serious posts.)
Good health and clean living is a slow death... But who is in a hurry.
Yah Just got back from picking up a Baconator @ Wendys.
If you're eating Baconators for breakfast make sure you are right with the Lord. LOL!
A Baconator with a Frosty chaser would have ended your misery with a quick death :)
Depends on how old You are
How old is your wife? You know just asking for a friend .
Looks like Treeline kicked the bucket before he could even type in his post ;o)
I'll piggyback onto Bowriter's post and be serious too: we joke around, but we're all going at some time or another. Put some thought and research into where you're going...
Father time is undefeated.
Bacon, beer and whiskey cures everything. Your gonna live at least until you pay your doctor's bill!
Avoid gluten and you are good!
I was waiting for that one Deserthunter.
Kinda like Jessica Rabbit..........well OK they both have red hair.
You might as well start smoking heavy and eating cigar butts from the ashtrays in high end whore houses to. (Ole Bill Clinton started a bit of a fad among rich perv's)
Dessert hunter beat me to it :)
We gotta die from something...in my opinion it may as well be smoked brisket & ribs!
Lightin' the smoker at early-thirty sunday AM.
Yep,it will be done at about beer thirty Sunday.
For all of us ! Life is short ! Eternity is forever ! It's easy to choose now, but impossible if you don't make a choice now !!!
Right information ! Right destination / wrong information only you will know !
They're right , everyone will die sooner or later, why worry about it it's a for sure thing, it's just a matter of where you will spend !