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BIGHORN 15-Feb-11
Shuteye 15-Feb-11
BIGHORN 15-Feb-11
Thumper 15-Feb-11
DaveN 15-Feb-11
Thumper 15-Feb-11
sixshot 15-Feb-11
Coyote 65 15-Feb-11
NvaGvUp 15-Feb-11
itshot 15-Feb-11
slade 15-Feb-11
Rob Nye 16-Feb-11
Bushbuck 16-Feb-11
Rob Nye 16-Feb-11
From: BIGHORN
15-Feb-11
Subject: FW: World's Shortest Books…

World's Shortest Books…

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates ____________________________________ THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama ____________________________________________ MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

by Tiger Woods ____________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton ______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton _________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY by Bill Clinton _________________ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore & John Kerry _____________________________________ AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC ______________ TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE ...... by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell _______________ GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson _________________________ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY _______________________________________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J.. Simpson _________________________________________ HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY by Ted Kennedy _________ MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson ******************************************************* Logical Reasons Why America Should Allow Foreigners To Sneak In Illegally - - and Then Give Them Welfare And Food Stamps by Barack Obama and Barbara Boxer * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * AND, JUST ADDED : My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy by Nancy Pelosi

From: Shuteye
15-Feb-11
How to manage a budget by Obama.

From: BIGHORN
15-Feb-11
Had to put in some spaces.

Subject: FW: World's Shortest Books…

World's Shortest Books…

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates

____________________________________ THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama

____________________________________________ MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

by Tiger Woods

____________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore

________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton

_________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY by Bill Clinton

_________________ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore & John Kerry

_____________________________________ AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

______________ TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE ...... by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

_______________ GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson

_________________________ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

_______________________________________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J.. Simpson

_________________________________________ HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY by Ted Kennedy

_________ MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

******************************************************* Logical Reasons Why America Should Allow Foreigners To Sneak In Illegally - - and Then Give Them Welfare And Food Stamps by Barack Obama and Barbara Boxer

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * AND, JUST ADDED : My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy by Nancy Pelosi

From: Thumper
15-Feb-11
LOL!!!!

World's Shortest Books…

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS by Tiger Woods

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton:Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY by Bill Clinton

THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore & John Kerry

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY by Ted Kennedy

MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy by Nancy Pelosi

From: DaveN
15-Feb-11
BEAUTY TIPS, by Janet Reno

From: Thumper
15-Feb-11
How To Negotiate by Saddam Hussein

From: sixshot
15-Feb-11
I do remember the worlds shortest poem from my High School days. It was entitled "Fleas". It went like this,......ahem,..... " Adam had 'em ".

From: Coyote 65
15-Feb-11
Sixshot, I have heard that the shortest was really one from WW-2

Spam? Damn!

Terry

From: NvaGvUp
15-Feb-11
"GREAT AMERICAN MODERATES"

From: itshot
15-Feb-11
"My Second Term" by B. Hussein Obama

From: slade
15-Feb-11
Gorbal Hockey is Real by______________________.

The Faithful Husband by William Jefferson Clinton.

The Best Vote I Ever Cast an assortment of stories by liberal stooges.

From: Rob Nye
16-Feb-11
"French War Heroes of WWII"

From: Bushbuck
16-Feb-11
I think some of the ones you guys came up with are better than the original list!

From: Rob Nye
16-Feb-11
"Great Minds of Hollywood" "Pro Athletes That Are Worth The Ridiculous Salary" "Famous Homely Woman Hunters On TV"

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