Bull Calves Born Premature...my bad
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From: TurkeyBowMaster
22-Mar-14
I was practising my long range bugle a couple days ago with a very strong sowth east wind and the word got back that nearly all the bull calves came out of the woumb early in Arkansas and Kentucky and a few on eastern slopes in Colorado. I should have known better cause I cant use my best turkey call when hens are sitting cause the gobblers will bust out of the eggs before they have feathers.
From: IdyllwildArcher
22-Mar-14
It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.
From: Paul@thefort
22-Mar-14
Steve,
are you married, have kids living at home, or a girl friend? A couple of dogs? Cats? A coffee group downtown? Card playing friends or even chess or checkers? I hear growing worms can be an enjoyable hobby and profitable.
Seems like you may be getting bored lately and need an outlet to let off some steam.
Paul
From: drycreek
22-Mar-14
So that's what I heard. I thought it was an East Texas bigfoot with his nuts in a bear trap !
From: Woods Walker
23-Mar-14
Did they legalize marijuana in Alabama or something?
From: TD
23-Mar-14
Apparently..... Elvis has NOT left the building.....
From: Kawabunga
23-Mar-14
Dont think they would legalize marijuana if it had that effect on someone : )
From: TURKEY STALKER
23-Mar-14
???????
From: dkidaho
23-Mar-14
From a classic Tarantino film..."E-N-G-L-I-S-H, do you Speak it ??!!!!!!??
From: TurkeyBowMaster
23-Mar-14
Are bulls about like turkeys? If they have cows they want come unless you get really close and try and make em mad. If they are by themselves they will come in easy? Where you are calling frommake the difference?.
From: LKH
23-Mar-14
You forgot to tell us all the bull calves were Angus.
From: orionsbrother
23-Mar-14
Dude! You can't be messin' with that stuff casually! Word is, my sister-in-law's ears perked up and she's headed your way. You may have bit off a hairier mouthful than you can chew.
From: Thornton
24-Mar-14
Is this one of those "I'd flex but I might rip my t-shirt jokes"?
From: orionsbrother
24-Mar-14
If my sister-in-law flexes, she'll rip your t-shirt for sure.
You might be able to distract her with a jar or two of pickled turkey gizzards. It could buy you a few moments to try to slip away.
Just remember not to run or say anything sexually suggestive, like, "Hello." That would trigger a predator/prey response.
From: Bill in MI
24-Mar-14
Orion, I think you perked up a few guys this morning with your sister in law's bio.
From: orionsbrother
24-Mar-14
Her allure is like that of a praying mantis...inexplicable.
From: Fuzzy
24-Mar-14
orionsbrother, I need phone numbers man! ;-)
From: CTCrow
24-Mar-14
LMAO
I was having a bad morning until now.
From: orionsbrother
24-Mar-14
She's done some modeling work....
From: Stik'n String
24-Mar-14
Wow.
From: yukon roz
24-Mar-14
Man the girls in the office where I work think somethings wrong with me.Too much laughing by my self at the computer ,cut it out!!!
From: SquirrelBowMaster
26-Mar-14
TBM I thot that was you, quit it!
From: Norseman
26-Mar-14
goon-ee-goo-goo!
From: DL
26-Mar-14
Here's a trail c pick of TBM.
