I was up early this morning cutting meat before work. The wife joined in to assist with wrapping while I cleaned up.
I washed out the two meat bags that I'd emptied and hung them up to dry on the wife's wooden drying rack that she uses for her bras and panties. I smiled at the image wondering how frequent that scene occurs in a place like Chicago.
I threatened to take a picture. She shot me a stern look.
"If you post pictures of my underwear on the internet, the bloodtrail will be dramatic!!!"
"Yeah." I replied, "You're right. Something like that'd undoubtedly go viral. There'd be guys all over the country getting excited, maybe the world...Those are some nice meat bags!"
I spilled some coffee making my escape to the door and the safety of Chicago traffic.
Been there.......did you move the unmentionables or simply throw the meat bags right over 'em??
That's the mistake I made. Cost me a trip to Vickies for replacements.
My wife has the same deal, and a single hanger on the bar to hang the bras. . . .
I used that hanger one day to hang my Marathoner water bladder after a particularly long, hot and sweaty run. . .
My wife came in, took one look and said "You can just have that hanger now."
Bake
Thanks Ole Thumper
That's the mistake I made. Cost me a trip to Vickies for replacements."
LMAO! I didn't hang the bags on top of her "things", I hung them to the side.
I can't help but imagining you, in camo, shopping for women's underwear, getting the fish eye from some clerk.
"Really. They're not for me."
I already have my own drying rack, (running clothes). She won't touch it.
