Where was Lou on Sunday? (Sasquatch?)
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From: Deertick
13-May-17
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A tall, hairy creature that looked like Sasquatch sexually assaulted a hunter in Glenwood Springs on Sunday. Wait ... where was Lou?
And what goes on down in Colorado these days?
From: orionsbrother
13-May-17
It wasn't Lou. I think my sister in law is on vacation again. It's been two years or so since her last divorce. She must be looking to date again.
From: Bowboy
13-May-17
This guy was probably high on pot since it's legal in CO.
From: t-roy
13-May-17
I highly doubt it was Lou. He generally was a regular contributor on the past "manscaping" threads.
From: earlyriser
13-May-17
If it was more of a dry hump Lou would be the obvious choice on this.
From: Jaquomo
14-May-17
I resemble those remarks, but they're obviously directed toward the other "Lou".
Glenwood is too close to Aspen for my liking, and right now the only significant body hair I'm carrying is on top of my head (yes, I have it all - eat your hearts out shiny-pates and hair-pluggers!) and on my legs because I'm not a mountain biker.
So my alibis are solid.
From: donnybowhunter
31-May-17
this guy has lost his mind...my buddy "squatch" is not a rump ranger...he and I were fly fishing together on the day in question.
From: donnybowhunter
03-Jun-17
this will only provoke a response of protest and anger from the BLM group.........BIGFOOT LIVES MATTER
