Congratulations Jake!
Contributors to this thread:Wild Sheep
From: HUNT MAN
15-Sep-17
Oh baby!!
From: Brotsky
15-Sep-17
Awesome way to head into the weekend! Congrats Jake!
From: kota-man
15-Sep-17
Can't wait to hear about this one. Way to go Jake!
From: kota-man
15-Sep-17
Pat...What sheep species was he hunting? and where?
From: rooster
15-Sep-17
Looking forward to the story and photos. Congrats to Jake!
From: Charlie Rehor
15-Sep-17
Something's up:)
From: Scar Finga
15-Sep-17
WAY TO GO Jake!!! Let's hear it, and see it!
From: Zbone
15-Sep-17
Cool...
From: Ned mobile
15-Sep-17
B S
From: Mad Trapper
15-Sep-17
what Ned said X2!
From: kota-man
15-Sep-17
I may have fallen for this one...Considering the individuals involved, I'm more apt now to believe Charlie, Mad Trapper and Ned.
From: Buffalo1
15-Sep-17
Jake is on a live hunt in Conn with EmbryO !
From: boothill
15-Sep-17
It isn't April Fool Day somewhere is it?
From: Brotsky
15-Sep-17
Why am I starting to get the feeling that tall rubber boots and a domestic sheep with a scared look on it's face are in play here? :)
From: t-roy
15-Sep-17
I hope lipstick wasn't involved!
From: TD
15-Sep-17
A baaaaaaaaa-d feeling about this........
From: Ned mobile
15-Sep-17
Maybe he bought one? For whatever reason??
From: drycreek
15-Sep-17
Brotsky, evil minds think alike ! That was perzactly my first thought after seeing the interaction between those two.
From: Ace
15-Sep-17
I'm gonna guess he got himself a Ram. Probably with a V8.
From: Medicinemann
16-Sep-17
So....earlier this week, I offer to drive 1.5 hours out of my way (one way) to check on a mobile Moultrie camera for Pat. He's going to send me some alkaline batteries and SD cards. I offered to drive 79 miles (each way) through rural Pa to then climb a pretty damn steep hill for 15-20 minutes, to make it to the foodplot where the camera is located. I offered to do this, because this is what you do for a friend. This year will mark the ninth year that I hunted in Kansas with Pat, and the camp humor and abuse is simply outstanding. I knew I was in deep sh!t when I got TWO boxes from Amazon today....one was full of batteries and SD cards, as expected. However, I had also recently ordered an SD card reader, and I was psyched that it arrived early. I open the box, and know instantly that it is NOT a card reader......apparently, Pat is a gold member of the Lions Den Adult Store (after all, LOOK at the title of his most recent Feature....Stop Exposing Yourself...c'mon man!!)....because the package contained "The Original Love Ewe.....The Inflatable Love Sheep. So, of course, I did what any ball breaking redneck would do.....I looked up the CEO of the Lincoln Financial Group online, and I will send it to him (Pat's boss).....telling him that I couldn't possibly accept such a gift, and he should dispense of the accessory as he best sees fit. My guess is that Pat is the DungeonMaster for the companies swingers, and this will be added to their collection. BTW, Obewon Lefemine....I will send it COD.... Then on second thought, maybe I will drive to the foodplot, and install the batteries and SD card per my offer, and then stake down the ewe about 20 yards in front of Pat's stand........since it is on top of a hill, I imagine that the high winds will flop that crazy piece of plastic all over the place until it is removed.....sure hope it doesn't affect the hunting quality of the foodplot......
I sure hope that Pat tags out early in Kansas this year, because if he doesn't, he's gonna get awful tired trying to sleep with one eye open for the duration of the hunt....LMAO!! Well done, my friend.......just remember what dish is best served cold......
BTW, I've enrolled you as a member of GSCO.....and being the friend that you are, I sent them a photo (photoshopped?, no way) of you with your first sheep ever.... Ovis dalli polystyrene....I believe.....
From: TXHunter
16-Sep-17
Funny!
From: t-roy
16-Sep-17
Be careful with the cigarettes when you're done, Jake!
From: Medicinemann
16-Sep-17
My first concern was that Pat wouldn't own up to it, and then I was going to have to try to figure out who the smart ass was that sent it.......after he owned up to it, the "return fire" is standard issue...... On a serious note, though, I got banged up a little bit in a car accident a couple weeks ago....and my biggest fears were that my local deer bowhunting and my Kansas bowhunt might be jeopardized. I'll be 61 next month, and I don't know how many more seasons I get to go afield.....but I DO know that I treasure every single one of them, and take none of them for granted.
From: TD
16-Sep-17
"got banged up a little bit in a car accident a couple weeks ago"
Wow. Careful man....... I'd imagine an inflatable sheep might have been handy about then.... you know.... kind of an air bag..... could have been real baaaaaaaaa... I mean... worse.....
Honestly Jake, very true... you never know what life has in store down the road so to speak. Guy shoots charging polar bears with sharp sticks and comes out on top....... gets whacked and killed driving home from the airport due to statistical timing and a glitch in human error....... life is truly a roll of the dice...... every.... single.... day.....
but then.....there's always the sheep....... =D
From: EmbryOklahoma
16-Sep-17
No pics of the "love ewe"? Come on, man! :)
From: Genesis
16-Sep-17
Who would have ever thought Jake would complete an even quicker "Sheep Slam"? Lol
From: Bigpizzaman
16-Sep-17
Ewe gotta be kidding me!!
From: Dennis Razza
16-Sep-17
Your so baaaad!
From: JM
16-Sep-17
The getting into sheep shape and equipment list at the next convention should be interesting :)
John
From: glidingindian
16-Sep-17
Jake-I feel your pain. - there are sleazy scumbags everywhere in the bow hunting world. try splaining this to your teenage son (Albuquerque airport after elk hunt) when the TSA agent in the Precheck line asks to search your bag, and finds this. Long lines, lots of people, a 16 yo who denies knowing me and says he doesn't speak English. What kind of outfitter would do that ??
And yes , it is a dish best served cold! Albert
From: lewis
16-Sep-17
Don't get mad just get even this made my day laugh on Lewis
From: WV Mountaineer
16-Sep-17
The blow up doll in the luggage trick is PRICELESS
From: deserthunter
16-Sep-17
Jake you weren't distracted in anyway by said Ewe when you had your accident were you ? I under stand as you get older you have a shortness of breathe when trying to inflate things.
From: Medicinemann
16-Sep-17
Wally, I just got the shipment from Pat yesterday, The accident was almost two weeks ago, so the timing was close, "butt" not quite right.....however, the truck that hit me was a Dodge RAMcharger....LMAO!!!
From: Bou'bound
16-Sep-17
Get well soon Jake
From: deserthunter
16-Sep-17
Gonna be interesting to see how this turns out. Better hang on I think its about to get wooly.
From: Medicinemann
16-Sep-17
Pat, Your CEO just called.....he wants your key to the executive washroom back.....his apology was pretty sheepish....I am thinking about transferring my investments elsewhere...after all, apparently there's mutton you won't do for a laugh!
From: drycreek
16-Sep-17
I'm tired as hell, been deer farming the last two days. This thread (and a margarita) has me feeling almost human again ! Priceless !!!
From: Ned mobile
16-Sep-17
From Golden hotshot to blow up sheep partner.... these are the days of Jake's life.
From: Ned mobile
16-Sep-17
Did if come with a supply of Astroglide also? Most likely it did. Mine did. Oh wait.. what. Dammit
From: Ned mobile
16-Sep-17
From Golden Horseshoe I mean
From: wild1
16-Sep-17
Outstanding!
No one wonder Jake has been such a big fan of merino wool.
From: Mark Watkins
16-Sep-17
I have a feeling the Kansas hunt will be "extra entertaining" this year!
Mark
From: Forest bows
16-Sep-17
Sheep slam!!! Lol!
From: glidingindian
16-Sep-17
Damn , you guys are good!
From: T Mac
16-Sep-17
Good stuff! Look forward to Kansas hunt.
