Rumor Hassit, speaking for GRNS*, announced on Twitter this morning that an un-named source from the Obama administration that during the remodel of Obama's rental in Washington, D.C.'s Kalorama neighborhood, construction of a duplicate oval office was created. Further additions to the leased residence included a SCIF enabled bunker two stories underground. President Obama has made no secret of continuing to remain in office supplanting the fake Presidency of Donald Trump with the assistance of career and embedded personnel from his administration.
As the unnamed source stated, "Business will continue in spite of the present usurpation of Trump and his racist cohorts. Upon being informed of the continuing Obama leadership, Representative Nancy Pelosi (D) fell into a near fatal swoon but was revived with her daily botox supplement.
GRNS*: Generally Reliable New Sources
According to this just released article from FNN*, there is a potential scandal brewing in an upscale school district in Westchester County, NY.
By Hugh Nu. Friday, March 3, 2017 @ 8:35 PM EST
A reputable source who asked to remain anonymous told this reporter that an alleged high school teacher in one of the wealthiest school districts in the state has been spending work time posting from the district's server on an internet site frequented by outdoorsmen, most of whom are conservative.
"We are quite disturbed that this employee has been spending time getting his azz handed to him every time he posts on the site by people who are clearly better informed and smarter than he is. We can't have that!" my source told me. "He's not just embarrassing himself, he' s embarrassing our district and his school. He is also seriously jeopardizing our goal of 'Every Graduate an Easily Manipulated But Otherwise Totally Useless Snowflake."
"We are paying him to indoctrinate the children in our school in leftist ideology and political correctness. We are not paying him to embarrass us on the internet," he continued. "What if a parent, many of whom are very successful and therefore conservative, or one of our students were to stumble across his posts and learn of the crap he's 'teaching?"
We will be investigating this matter thoroughly and will use whatever means necessary to keep this information from becoming public," he said.
*FNN = Fake News Network
Anony Mouse's Link
"WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - Compromising images of two men resembling Sen. Chuck Schumer (RTRD-NY) and alt-leftist powerbroker George Soros were posted Friday on social media sites...
(note: Obama now sporting an earing!)
Ayante Lign, OTCN* editor, reports that sources close to the Obama Rebel Alliance have indicated that major changes are going on in the Obama household. Both Obama's are now under medical care getting steroid treatments ecpecting to officially "come out" before the fourth of July. Rumors of a divorce from other close sources to the Obamas have increased as it has been reported that Michelle was heard shouting that she " has a bigger bulge in her pants than dingle-barry." The same source also stated that one impetus for Obama's desire for change was due to Trump's continuing successes at removing his legacy. He thinks that one accomplishment that could still be salvaged is remaining the historical first black woman President.
There have been no denials from the Obamas nor any of their close associates.
*Open The Closet Network
i cannot tweet and am not on the internet but I know how to dig deep
Cruz wouldn't lie, this whole thing is WAYYY bigger than hinted at here on the CF
The linked story is nuanced, in many ways, but crystal clear on the message
Much like the widely un-reported breaking news of yesteryear and modified, already proven tweetsie facts of the future, all sources are fair game