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From: NvaGvUp
02-Dec-17

02-Dec-17

Spike Bull 's Link
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xOwSaSl_PGk

From: bad karma
02-Dec-17

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Oldie but goodie, Johnny Carson and his recurve.

From: NvaGvUp
02-Dec-17
Bowsite's internal links aren't working.

BK's link won't open, nor will the 'Edit" link.

From: Solo
02-Dec-17
BK's link opened for me. Here it is:

And Kyle, thanks for the walk down memory lane with that Buddy Hackett video. I was rolling on the floor laughin' my butt off with him....

From: Solo
02-Dec-17
Oh, and that last video was originally posted by Stickbow member, Uncle Lijiah, back on 4/8/2011. So after seeing that handle, "Uncle Lijiah", I was reminded of my very first rock concert I went to with my big brother, the Black Oak Arkansas concert at Mary E Sawyer Auditorium in LaCrosse, Wisconsin. If my aging memory serves me right, I think I was 13 and brother Tim was 18, which would place it back in 1971. And my date was a gorgeous 16 year old blonde that was very well built. Dang..... Wheeew..... lol

I grew up early, and was 6 feet tall by the age of 12. In fact, I would conclude that I grew up way too soon. Right now, thinking back, I sure wish I could turn back the hands of time and somehow manage to do it all over again.....and do it the RIGHT way this time.... ;^)

Their hit song back then was "Hot Rod". But when "Uncle Lijiah" got to crankin' no one could keep still. Here's some Jim Dandy bluegrass for y'all......

From: NvaGvUp
02-Dec-17
It's just a 54 hole tournament.

Tiger was -9 after his tenth hole yesterday. Then he went +7 on his next eighteen holes before making birdies on two of the last five holes today.

He made a lot of spectacular shots and said it's the first time in several years he's been able to swing all-out without any pain.

From: petedrummond
02-Dec-17

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From: Solo
02-Dec-17
Yeah, Tiger's swing has improved considerably. Horrible round for him today.

Meanwhile, Georgia is playing their best game I've seen them play all year. And Auburn is playing the worst game I've seen them play all season. The War Eagle is getting plucked over pretty badly.....

From: petedrummond
02-Dec-17

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From: petedrummond
02-Dec-17
Guess whos next!

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02-Dec-17

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From: Woods Walker
02-Dec-17
LMAO!!!

From: Shuteye
03-Dec-17

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Honey, the DNA results came back on yer dogs.......they are inbread.

From: Bentstick81
03-Dec-17
LOL. Good ones!

From: Annony Mouse
03-Dec-17

From: NvaGvUp
03-Dec-17
My error!

This tournament was a 72 hole event, not a 54 hole event, and Tiger was -4 today to finish at -8.

From: HA/KS
04-Dec-17

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04-Dec-17

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04-Dec-17

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04-Dec-17

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04-Dec-17

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04-Dec-17

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From: HDE
04-Dec-17
^^^ I knew she had man hands...

From: Shuteye
05-Dec-17
HDE, now that's funny.

From: MT in MO
05-Dec-17
I'm not entirely positive, but I don't think there are any North American tribes that include pheasant feathers (pretty sure Pheasants were imported from Europe) and pink flamingo feathers in their headdresses...8^)

From: DL
05-Dec-17

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From: NvaGvUp
05-Dec-17
Pheasants were imported from China, which is whey they're called Chinese Ringneck Pheasants

From: HDE
05-Dec-17
And here I thought they were fluent in Mandarin...

From: Woods Walker
05-Dec-17
So that's why when you eat one an hour later you're hungry again!

From: Joey Ward
05-Dec-17
Folks with brians wouldn't eat anything made in China.

From: Woods Walker
05-Dec-17
How about half a brian?

From: Joey Ward
05-Dec-17
They eat at Taco Bell.

From: Stalker
05-Dec-17
Roflamao!

From: petedrummond
05-Dec-17

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Humor not politics is the key here.

From: NvaGvUp
05-Dec-17
Maybe 'The Life of Brian?'

From: petedrummond
05-Dec-17

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From: Woods Walker
05-Dec-17
Your Duck is Dead--

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

From: Annony Mouse
05-Dec-17
Found on Athiest's Face Book page:

Come on, Freeglee and you other lib trolls...help him out. Get some for your friends and family!

From: Woods Walker
05-Dec-17

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Like this?

06-Dec-17
"If you were in a public place, would you feel comfortable with him sitting ten feet away from your children?"

(Supposed to be a picture here of a guy sitting on a stool in a restaurant open carrying.) This is the thoughtful response from one of the readers: "I would gently explain to my children that while it is his absolute right to do it, I do not approve. In no uncertain terms I would tell them that if I ever catch THEM wearing brown slacks, blue socks and black shoes, IN PUBLIC, I will slap the crap out of them.." Texas Mom

06-Dec-17
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wong’s have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him.....Sum Ting Wong

06-Dec-17

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06-Dec-17

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06-Dec-17

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06-Dec-17

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From: Woods Walker
06-Dec-17
TOO FUNNY!!!

From: HA/KS
06-Dec-17

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Spike, I first heard that Wong joke almost 40 years ago - told by Harry Wong who was a well-known education motivational speaker.

From: Annony Mouse
06-Dec-17

From: HA/KS
07-Dec-17

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07-Dec-17
Great link, HA!

From: Woods Walker
07-Dec-17
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Center. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show- Claude the Hypnotist!

Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. “Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude. The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.

"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see.

"It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations" said Claude.

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting "Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch" The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth. The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces. A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch. They were hypnotized.

And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!

The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact.... "SHIT" said Claude.

It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizen's Center and Claude was never invited there again.

From: petedrummond
07-Dec-17

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07-Dec-17

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07-Dec-17

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07-Dec-17

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07-Dec-17

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Got my physical today and only forgot one thing.

From: petedrummond
07-Dec-17

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We need funny and christmas. Political isnt funny. Sick is funny.

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07-Dec-17

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07-Dec-17

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08-Dec-17

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From: Shuteye
09-Dec-17

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From: Woods Walker
09-Dec-17

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Anyone know what this has to do with Christmas? The first correct answerer gets a cookie!

From: Brian M.
09-Dec-17
He went down in History.

From: Woods Walker
09-Dec-17
BINGO!

From: Bou'bound
10-Dec-17
Cleveland Browns

From: HA/KS
10-Dec-17
"One evening, two girlfriends and I went to a nightclub, only to find the place packed with young people. At 40, we felt old, but before we could make a dignified exit, a tall, handsome man approached us. "Perhaps we were being a little hasty in leaving," I thought. Then with a big smile, the man extended his hand to one of my friends and said, "Hello. Remember me? You were my third grade teacher.""

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10-Dec-17

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10-Dec-17

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10-Dec-17

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Political isnt funny funny is funny lighten up.

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10-Dec-17

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10-Dec-17

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10-Dec-17

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Cloud County KS. Rumored to be the County Seat.

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11-Dec-17

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12-Dec-17

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12-Dec-17

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12-Dec-17

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12-Dec-17

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Do to the unseasonable warm winter, Rosie O'donnell came out of hibernation early.
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Do to the unseasonable warm winter, Rosie O'donnell came out of hibernation early.
Y'all are going to hate me but...

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12-Dec-17

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12-Dec-17

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70 today and this is all i got.

From: Two Feathers
12-Dec-17

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From: Annony Mouse
12-Dec-17
Atheist or Freeglee?

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12-Dec-17

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13-Dec-17

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13-Dec-17

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13-Dec-17

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13-Dec-17

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13-Dec-17

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From: Shuteye
13-Dec-17
HA/KS that fruit cake is probably still being passed around at Christmas.

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13-Dec-17

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13-Dec-17

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From: Annony Mouse
13-Dec-17
ISIS on the move...

From: HA/KS
13-Dec-17

Merry Christmas surprise for package thieves

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13-Dec-17

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14-Dec-17

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14-Dec-17

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14-Dec-17

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14-Dec-17

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14-Dec-17

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14-Dec-17

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14-Dec-17

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14-Dec-17

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14-Dec-17

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14-Dec-17

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15-Dec-17

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15-Dec-17

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15-Dec-17

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15-Dec-17

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15-Dec-17

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15-Dec-17

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15-Dec-17

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15-Dec-17

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15-Dec-17

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15-Dec-17

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16-Dec-17

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16-Dec-17

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Almost posted this on the "Compassion" thread...

True compassion ;o)

From: Salagi
16-Dec-17
The local crime boss showed up at the office of a prominent businessman with some rather scandalous and incriminating photographs of the businessman with a beautiful young lady. The crime boss laid the pictures out on the desk slowly one by one laying them each one down with emphasis. The business man looked at each picture without saying a word. when the boss was done he leaned back in his chair helped himself to a cigar from the business man's humidor and asked, "Well, what do you think?"

The business man looked the pictures over once more and replied, "I'll take 6 of this one, 12 of that one and I'd like this one in an 8 by 10 please."

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16-Dec-17

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16-Dec-17

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17-Dec-17

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From: Annony Mouse
17-Dec-17
Subject: The top of the tree

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Not a lot of people know this.

From: Annony Mouse
17-Dec-17

From: BIG BEAR
17-Dec-17
If you think that's funny a woman my wife works with actually thought she was required to vote Democratic..... That's no shit.......

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17-Dec-17

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17-Dec-17

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18-Dec-17

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18-Dec-17

From: trublucolo
18-Dec-17
lol jack

From: HA/KS
18-Dec-17
A man is caught sitting at a make-shift campfire by a forest ranger, and to the ranger's horror, the man is eating a bald eagle. The man is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trail, the conversation went something like this:

JUDGE: "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?"

MAN: "Yes I do. But if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what happened."

JUDGE: "Proceed."

MAN: "I got lost in the woods. I hadn't had anything to eat for two weeks. I was so hungry. Next thing I see is a Bald Eagle swooping down at the lake for some fish. I knew that if I followed the Eagle I could maybe steal the fish. I caught up with the eagle who lighted upon a tree stump to eat the fish. I threw a stone toward the eagle hoping he would drop the fish and fly away. Unfortunately, in my weakened condition, my aim was off, and the rock hit the eagle squarely on his poor little head, and killed it. I thought long and hard about what had happened, but figured that since I killed it I might as well eat it since it would be more disgraceful to let it rot on the ground."

JUDGE: "The court will take a recess while I consider your testimony."

(15 minutes goes by and the judge returns.)

JUDGE: "Due to the extreme circumstance you were under and because you didn't intend to kill the eagle, the court will dismiss the charges."

The Judge then leans over the bench and whispers: "If you don't mind my asking, what does a bald eagle taste like?"

MAN: "Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can describe it is somewhere between a California Condor and a Spotted Owl."

From: Michael
18-Dec-17

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From: petedrummond
19-Dec-17

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From: Woods Walker
19-Dec-17
: When God Sends You Help, Don't Ask Questions!!!...................

? She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside.

The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said,

"I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her some HELP.

Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag.

He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.

She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car. I must get home.

Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said, « Sure.

" He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open. She hugged the man and through tears said,

"Thank You, God, for sending me such a very nice man."

The man heard her little prayer and replied,

"Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft."

The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, "Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a Professional!"

Is GOD Great or What?

From: Shuteye
19-Dec-17

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19-Dec-17

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19-Dec-17

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19-Dec-17

Three men an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins...

From: HA/KS
19-Dec-17
True story that happened today to people I know.

Second grade girl gets off the bus and bus driver tells her to be sure to tell her mother what she told the bus driver.

Mom asks what it is and Girl proudly tells mom "I got married today!"

"Oh, who did you marry?"

"Johnny" and shows her ring.

Mom looks at the ring and it looks like a pretty nice ring.

Johnny's mother and girl's mother are friends, so mom texts Johnny's mother a photo of the ring to try to find out what happened.

Johnny's mother texts back "THAT'S MY WEDDING RING!"

She doesn't always wear it because she works with livestock and doesn't want it to get dirty. Apparently Johnny took it from her dresser and "got married."

From: Woods Walker
19-Dec-17
Well at least they're playing at getting married and not playing at shacking up!

But of course it IS Kansas, so that makes sense.

20-Dec-17
AND, it was a young man and a young woman.......!!

An OLD DOG Story An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!” Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the lion is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious lion! I wonder, if there are any more around here?” Hearing this, the young lion halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!," says the lion, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!” Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the lion.. So, off he goes. The squirrel soon catches up with the lion, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the lion. The young lion is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!” Now, the old Doberman sees the lion coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says........ "Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another lion!”

Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! Bull Shit and brilliance only come with age and experience.

From: petedrummond
20-Dec-17

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20-Dec-17

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20-Dec-17

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20-Dec-17

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20-Dec-17

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20-Dec-17

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20-Dec-17

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20-Dec-17

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From: Salagi
20-Dec-17

School secretary grinch. ;)

From: Salagi
20-Dec-17

And the school nurse grinch. :)

From: petedrummond
20-Dec-17

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From: Woods Walker
21-Dec-17

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21-Dec-17

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21-Dec-17

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21-Dec-17

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21-Dec-17

21-Dec-17
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen.

She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance?" she asked. He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance."

The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank."

Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun. He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

21-Dec-17
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no".

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates, but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it.

Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby."

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you"!$#@&!".

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.

He leans over to the agent and says,How about that; I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first 'pitch'."

From: petedrummond
21-Dec-17

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21-Dec-17

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From: Woods Walker
21-Dec-17
I'd NEVER try that where I live....too damn many geese...

It'd be like having a trowel full of mortar dumped in your face!

From: Woods Walker
21-Dec-17
TRAVEL PLANS FOR 2018

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

From: TD
21-Dec-17

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definition of "irony"....

From: TD
22-Dec-17

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OK, OK mon.... I'll wear it if I HAVE to......

From: DL
22-Dec-17

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From: Woods Walker
22-Dec-17
I want to see the America hating NFL snakeheads wear their helmets like that!

From: Annony Mouse
22-Dec-17
Kudos to bad karma for this find:

From: HA/KS
22-Dec-17

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From: Two Feathers
23-Dec-17
A 105 year old woman's remedies to her health.

"For better digestion - I drink beer. In case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. In case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine. In case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps."

"When do you drink water?" "I've never been that sick."

From: Shuteye
23-Dec-17

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23-Dec-17

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23-Dec-17

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23-Dec-17

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23-Dec-17

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From: bowbender77
23-Dec-17
HEY FREEGLEE: NO TROLL HUMOR ALLOWED ! MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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23-Dec-17

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23-Dec-17

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23-Dec-17

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23-Dec-17

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Florida snow man

From: petedrummond
24-Dec-17

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These posts arent funny. Go somewhere else with thr political slime.

From: JL
24-Dec-17
I thought they ALL were entertaining and humorous....actually quite humorous....but that's me.

From: Stalker
24-Dec-17
freeglee good to see you contributing as compared to chearleading!

From: petedrummond
24-Dec-17

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25-Dec-17

"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's.... The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman. "Back home in me favorite pub in Galway, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not me-self, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times.

From: HA/KS
26-Dec-17

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26-Dec-17

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From: Woods Walker
26-Dec-17
Q: What’s the difference between a Democrat and a hooker?

A: A hooker stops screwing you when you run out of money.

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A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

“She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”

From: HA/KS
26-Dec-17

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From: DL
27-Dec-17

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27-Dec-17

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.......and don't forget old men.......

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27-Dec-17

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From: Woods Walker
27-Dec-17
Good one Shut!!!!!

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27-Dec-17

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From: HA/KS
28-Dec-17
Dallas heard that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays.

So, on his 21st birthday, Dallas and his big brother Damon, headed out to the lake. "If they did it, I can too!" he insisted.

When Dallas and Damon arrived at the lake, they rented a canoe and began paddling. When they got to the middle of the lake, Dallas stepped off of the side of the boat... and nearly drowned.

Furious and somewhat embarrassed, he and Damon headed for home.

When Dallas arrived back at the family home, he asked his grandmother for an explanation. "Grandma, why can't I walk on water like my father, and his father, and his father before him?"

His sweet old grandmother took Dallas by the hand, looked into his eyes, and explained, "That's because your father, grandfather, and great-grandfather were born in December, You were born in June, dear."

From: HA/KS
28-Dec-17

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28-Dec-17

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From: Woods Walker
28-Dec-17

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AARP Eye Test Chart..........

From: gflight
28-Dec-17
WW, Old age bites....Not even with my glasses ;^)

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28-Dec-17

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30-Dec-17

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30-Dec-17

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Yeah...... about right, more likely than not.....
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Yeah...... about right, more likely than not.....

From: petedrummond
30-Dec-17
I need encouragment to post this last one!

From: woodguy65
30-Dec-17
Go for it Pete!

From: petedrummond
30-Dec-17
Its about santa

From: petedrummond
30-Dec-17
And reindeer

From: Woods Walker
30-Dec-17
Well.......????

From: petedrummond
30-Dec-17
And jack frost

From: petedrummond
30-Dec-17
How bad could it be?

From: Woods Walker
30-Dec-17
Uh...."could be your last post" bad?

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30-Dec-17

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From: Woods Walker
30-Dec-17
Hoo boy!!! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.............. ;-)

From: Fivers
31-Dec-17
Did the beaver aid with the task, or just happened to be in the picture?

From: woodguy65
31-Dec-17
Haha not that bad.

- good point Fivers.

From: HA/KS
31-Dec-17

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31-Dec-17

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From: Mike in CT
31-Dec-17
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