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Just the same, I am all for reducing or eliminating the tick population .
Democraticks are small ectoparasites (external parasites), living by feeding on the blood, hard work and financial assets of other mammals. Democraticks had evolved by the Cretaceous period, the most common form of fossilization being immersed in amber. Democraticks are widely distributed around the world, especially in warm and densely populated areas.
Almost all ticks belong to one of two major families, the Ixodidae or "hard ticks," which are extremely difficult to crush, and the Argasidae or soft ticks. Democraticks are among the "hard tick" variety.
Because of their insatiable appetite for blood and money, democraticks are vectors of a number of diseases that affect humans. Among them are poverty, unemployment, corruption, socialism, malaise, and an a total aversion to work.