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Mike the Carpenter 01-Jun-18
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JL 01-Jun-18
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jjs 01-Jun-18
JTV 01-Jun-18
'Ike' 01-Jun-18
Mike the Carpenter 02-Jun-18
Michael 02-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 02-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 02-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 03-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 03-Jun-18
JTV 03-Jun-18
Salagi 03-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 03-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 03-Jun-18
Woods Walker 03-Jun-18
Shuteye 04-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 04-Jun-18
Shuteye 04-Jun-18
oldgoat 04-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 04-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 04-Jun-18
Shuteye 04-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 04-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 04-Jun-18
Solo 04-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 05-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 05-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 05-Jun-18
TD 05-Jun-18
Mike the Carpenter 06-Jun-18
Scrappy 06-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 06-Jun-18
Nomad @ work 06-Jun-18
woodguy65 06-Jun-18
woodguy65 06-Jun-18
trublucolo 06-Jun-18
JTV 06-Jun-18
woodguy65 06-Jun-18
Salagi 06-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 06-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 06-Jun-18
ben h 06-Jun-18
Woods Walker 07-Jun-18
Woods Walker 07-Jun-18
Seapig@work 07-Jun-18
scentman 07-Jun-18
TD 07-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 07-Jun-18
TD 07-Jun-18
TD 07-Jun-18
Woods Walker 07-Jun-18
HDE 07-Jun-18
Shuteye 07-Jun-18
petedrummond 07-Jun-18
JTV 07-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 08-Jun-18
TD 08-Jun-18
IdyllwildArcher 08-Jun-18
Spike Bull 08-Jun-18
HDE 08-Jun-18
Salagi 08-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 08-Jun-18
woodguy65 09-Jun-18
woodguy65 09-Jun-18
RobinHood 10-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 10-Jun-18
Wv hillbilly 11-Jun-18
Shuteye 11-Jun-18
Michael 11-Jun-18
Thumper 12-Jun-18
Mike the Carpenter 12-Jun-18
woodguy65 12-Jun-18
Shuteye 12-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 12-Jun-18
CPMike 13-Jun-18
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'Ike' (Phone) 14-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 14-Jun-18
woodguy65 14-Jun-18
Shuteye 14-Jun-18
Salagi 15-Jun-18
Spike Bull 16-Jun-18
petedrummond 16-Jun-18
petedrummond 16-Jun-18
trublucolo 16-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 16-Jun-18
petedrummond 16-Jun-18
trublucolo 16-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 16-Jun-18
Woods Walker 16-Jun-18
TD 18-Jun-18
Salagi 19-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 19-Jun-18
petedrummond 19-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 19-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 19-Jun-18
Fivers 19-Jun-18
petedrummond 19-Jun-18
petedrummond 19-Jun-18
Bake 19-Jun-18
petedrummond 20-Jun-18
woodguy65 20-Jun-18
woodguy65 20-Jun-18
Spike Bull 20-Jun-18
petedrummond 20-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 20-Jun-18
woodguy65 20-Jun-18
Woods Walker 20-Jun-18
Mike B 21-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 21-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 21-Jun-18
Woods Walker 22-Jun-18
HA/KS 22-Jun-18
Woods Walker 22-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 22-Jun-18
JTV 23-Jun-18
Woods Walker 23-Jun-18
Shuteye 23-Jun-18
HA/KS 24-Jun-18
Woods Walker 24-Jun-18
Woods Walker 24-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 25-Jun-18
HA/KS 25-Jun-18
Woods Walker 25-Jun-18
Woods Walker 26-Jun-18
HA/KS 26-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 26-Jun-18
HA/KS 27-Jun-18
Michael 27-Jun-18
HA/KS 27-Jun-18
HA/KS 27-Jun-18
HA/KS 27-Jun-18
woodguy65 27-Jun-18
woodguy65 27-Jun-18
trublucolo 27-Jun-18
HA/KS 28-Jun-18
Scar Finga 29-Jun-18
woodguy65 29-Jun-18
woodguy65 29-Jun-18
Woods Walker 29-Jun-18
Trax 29-Jun-18
HA/KS 29-Jun-18
HA/KS 29-Jun-18
HA/KS 29-Jun-18
Solo 29-Jun-18
HA/KS 29-Jun-18
Solo 29-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 29-Jun-18
GotBowAz 29-Jun-18
HA/KS 29-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 29-Jun-18
trublucolo 29-Jun-18
HA/KS 29-Jun-18
HA/KS 29-Jun-18
HA/KS 29-Jun-18
'Ike' (Phone) 30-Jun-18
HA/KS 30-Jun-18
Annony Mouse 30-Jun-18
HA/KS 30-Jun-18
HA/KS 30-Jun-18
sleepyhunter 30-Jun-18
HA/KS 30-Jun-18
TD 30-Jun-18
Jeff Durnell 01-Jul-18
01-Jun-18

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
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From: Shuteye
01-Jun-18
Damn Mark, that's a great start.

From: Shuteye
01-Jun-18

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From: JL
01-Jun-18

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From: PECO
01-Jun-18

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01-Jun-18

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From: jjs
01-Jun-18
Ike, I live along the Mississippi Rv. a good part of my life and actually heard this from a person. LOL

From: JTV
01-Jun-18
Ike, that WAS directed at PutZ ... correct ?

From: 'Ike'
01-Jun-18
LMAO....I spit coffee when I originally saw that one! And Jeff, that very well could be!

02-Jun-18

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Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: Michael
02-Jun-18

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Michael's embedded Photo
Practice practice practice

From: Annony Mouse
02-Jun-18

From: Annony Mouse
02-Jun-18

03-Jun-18

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
03-Jun-18
Photo taken in the Briarcliff Manor High School faculty bathroom:

From: JTV
03-Jun-18
lol ^^

From: Salagi
03-Jun-18

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From: sleepyhunter
03-Jun-18

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From: sleepyhunter
03-Jun-18

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I'll never root for the Cowboys again.

From: Woods Walker
03-Jun-18
I was worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friends’ lives, and what's happening in Washington, Moscow, North Korea, the Middle East, Hillary Clinton's scandals, Donald Trump, Fox News, CNN, MSNBC the downgrading of our military, the terrorists infiltrating our border, the illegals, the refugees, the FBI, CIA.

Then I saw a yard sign that said:

NEED HELP?

CALL JESUS 800-555-3787

Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.

A Mexican with a leaf blower showed up...........

From: Shuteye
04-Jun-18
Many years ago I had a utility worker reporting me me named Jesus. He couldn't tell time or speak much English. He was a good worker and nice guy but his co workers had to tell him how to tell when his break was over. They would show him where the hands on the clock would be when his break was over. If he went with another worker he would just follow them.

From: Annony Mouse
04-Jun-18

From: Shuteye
04-Jun-18

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Not much difference between Kenya and Baltimore.

From: oldgoat
04-Jun-18

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From: sleepyhunter
04-Jun-18

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04-Jun-18

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From: Shuteye
04-Jun-18

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Celebrating the invention of the Atomic Bomb. Now that's a cake.

From: sleepyhunter
04-Jun-18

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From: Annony Mouse
04-Jun-18
Few of us know, because Paul never bragged about being an archery instructor...

From: Solo
04-Jun-18

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05-Jun-18

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From: Annony Mouse
05-Jun-18

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05-Jun-18

From: TD
05-Jun-18

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06-Jun-18

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From: Scrappy
06-Jun-18

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From: sleepyhunter
06-Jun-18

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From: Nomad @ work
06-Jun-18
Awww now Sleepy...........what's Alfred ever done to you?

From: woodguy65
06-Jun-18

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06-Jun-18

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From: trublucolo
06-Jun-18
there's something wrong with you woodguy, lol.

From: JTV
06-Jun-18
2nd one up ^^... with the cat ..... ROFLMAO !!!!

From: woodguy65
06-Jun-18
...I have a twisted mind.

From: Salagi
06-Jun-18
Would the laser point picture be leading to a cat's asstrophy?

06-Jun-18

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'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

06-Jun-18
‘And that’s how the fight started!’ LMAO

From: ben h
06-Jun-18
That photo is fake Ike.....I don't know if you've been to a WholeFoods lately, but the "pears" are a lot smaller than your average WalMart "pear".

From: Woods Walker
07-Jun-18
Yes....it would need to be more like a pumpkin......

From: Woods Walker
07-Jun-18

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Let's see if we can "outwoodguy", woodguy........

From: Seapig@work
07-Jun-18

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Ok...

From: scentman
07-Jun-18
Hold my beer.

From: TD
07-Jun-18
During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.

The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "that's a good looking baby, and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.

The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "And all these years, I've been chewing gum .

From: Annony Mouse
07-Jun-18

From: TD
07-Jun-18

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You folks need to get your mind out of the forest.....

From: TD
07-Jun-18

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From: Woods Walker
07-Jun-18
What have I done!!!

From: HDE
07-Jun-18
This went to hell in a handbasket...

From: Shuteye
07-Jun-18

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WW started it.

From: petedrummond
07-Jun-18

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From: JTV
07-Jun-18
we got some sick puppies on here ...smh ..... lol ... ^^^ lucky guy, nice family ...

08-Jun-18

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Actual Aspen I found on a hunt in Utah..,

From: TD
08-Jun-18
When you've been out for a week or three....... LOL!

08-Jun-18
Man, I feel bad for how hard I laughed at that.

08-Jun-18
So Jane makes quick progress with Tarzan and decides she wants to broach the subject of sex. Tarzan doesn't seem to understand so she explains it to him and promises to show him all about it!

"OH!" the light goes on and Tarzan says sure, he knows about sex, whereupon he walks over to a tree with one of those flowery knotholes, savagely thrusts a stick in long, hard, and deep, then proceeds to mount the hole. Jane is totally surprised. When he finishes she asks him what the stick was about, Tarzan explains: "Check for squirrel!"

From: HDE
08-Jun-18
"Man, I feel bad for hard I laughed at that."

Aspen pic, laughed and hard - what...?!?

From: Salagi
08-Jun-18

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From: sleepyhunter
08-Jun-18
The madam opened the brothel door in Dallas and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late fifties

"May I help you sir?" she asked.

The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies

Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.

He replied, "No, I must see Valerie"

Just then, a gorgeous Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.

"There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000."

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again.

Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row".

Where are you from?"

The man replied, "Houston ."

"Really," she said. "I have family in Houston ."

"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney.

She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."

From: woodguy65
09-Jun-18

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From: woodguy65
09-Jun-18

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From: RobinHood
10-Jun-18

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I’ve noticed days getting longer and longer ever since about December 21st of last year. This makes perfect sense, with all the lumens these money grubbing capitalists are spilling back into space, they’re causing increasing global daylight. Soon it will be light all the time. I understand that full time daylight has already taken over places like Fairbanks AK. The government must do something before the night is completely destroyed! STOP THE DAYLIGHT!!!

From: Annony Mouse
10-Jun-18
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

11-Jun-18

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From: Shuteye
11-Jun-18

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From: Michael
11-Jun-18

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From: Thumper
12-Jun-18
Farmer in LaGrange TX placed a bell on all his roosters to keep track on when they were working. His old Red Rooster sounded like he was always working and it showed as most of the newly hatched chicks looked just like him. But when viewing the security video of the farm he found out the Old Red Rooster was taking his bell off and placing it on the sprinkler, then sneaking up behind the hens and screwing them. Farmer posted the video FB and it went viral all over the world. The very next week the Old Red Rooster and obama both received the Nobel Piece Prize.

12-Jun-18

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His boss was questioning whether he was really in the hospital or not, so he asked for a photo to prove he was in the hospital.

From: woodguy65
12-Jun-18

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From: Shuteye
12-Jun-18

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Safety First!... He's got the helmet and boots, but forgot the gloves!... 90% of motorcycle accidents injure the hands!...

From: Annony Mouse
12-Jun-18

From: CPMike
13-Jun-18

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From: Annony Mouse
13-Jun-18
14-Jun-18

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Part 1

14-Jun-18

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'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
Part 2....LMAO

From: woodguy65
14-Jun-18

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From: Shuteye
14-Jun-18
The subject of stopping the Hawaiian volcano has also come up.

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power

Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.

From: Salagi
15-Jun-18

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Back when Hollywood was fun.

16-Jun-18

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A picture is worth a thousand words. Several, even better!

From: petedrummond
16-Jun-18

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Political non humor and confusing posts need to be corrected.

From: petedrummond
16-Jun-18

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Woodguy and I do our best but non humor still sneaks in. Watch it. It can get worse. Much worse.

From: trublucolo
16-Jun-18
lol woodguy

From: sleepyhunter
16-Jun-18
Got it.

From: petedrummond
16-Jun-18
But it's not funny. Post this political stuff somewhere else. I want sick humor to send to my friends.

From: trublucolo
16-Jun-18
I agree, let's at least keep the humor thread funny......there's absolutely nothing funny about that. Maybe the CF needs a monthly shame / disgrace thread.

From: sleepyhunter
16-Jun-18

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From: Woods Walker
16-Jun-18

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From: TD
18-Jun-18

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Love a good drinking toast..... or just drinkin'..... whatever.....

From: Salagi
19-Jun-18

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Salagi's embedded Photo

19-Jun-18

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From: petedrummond
19-Jun-18

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From: Annony Mouse
19-Jun-18
Found: page from the class of 2015 of Briarcliff Manor High School year book. Paul Zeidan, class advisor.

From: Annony Mouse
19-Jun-18

From: Fivers
19-Jun-18
The perfect use of Roman Numerals there above!!

From: petedrummond
19-Jun-18
Oh oh political non funny. Retaliation in progress. Get a life. Nobody gives a shit.

From: petedrummond
19-Jun-18

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From: Bake
19-Jun-18

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From: petedrummond
20-Jun-18
Much better.

From: woodguy65
20-Jun-18

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20-Jun-18

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20-Jun-18
Hillary Clinton goes on a "fact-finding" visit to Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem she suffers a massive heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the Americans accompanying her, "You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for just $100".

The Americans accompanying her assemble in a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Hillary shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, in Jerusalem, and you would spend only $100?

The American spokesperson replies, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.”

From: petedrummond
20-Jun-18

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20-Jun-18

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From: woodguy65
20-Jun-18

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From: Woods Walker
20-Jun-18
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "Was it a big deal to fix?"

He replies, "Nah....just crap in the carburetor."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

From: Mike B
21-Jun-18
That little boy with the gun is just....disturbing.

From: sleepyhunter
21-Jun-18
BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘ her night off ‘, and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women.

From: Annony Mouse
21-Jun-18
The future of gender confusion...

From: Woods Walker
22-Jun-18
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

"So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man. "I am a biblical scholar," he replied "A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?" "I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asked the father. "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us." "And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?" "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this...and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?" The father answered, "another Democrat. He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God"

From: HA/KS
22-Jun-18

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From: Woods Walker
22-Jun-18
HENRY! Where've you been?? Good to see you back!

From: sleepyhunter
22-Jun-18

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From: JTV
23-Jun-18

From: Woods Walker
23-Jun-18

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From: Shuteye
23-Jun-18

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Once again discrimination rears it's ugly head.

From: HA/KS
24-Jun-18

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From: Woods Walker
24-Jun-18
Three guys are in a bar having a few beers and discussing what the most physically painful thing in the world is.

The first fellow, who was a carpenter, said that hitting your finger THE SECOND TIME in a day was the most painful thing he'd ever experienced.

The second guy was a dentist, who claimed that hitting a nerve when he was drilling someone's tooth when they DIDN'T have Novocain has GOT to be THE most painful thing in the world.

The third guy was an old cowboy. He took a swig of beer and said......

"Well, I can tell you what the SECOND most painful thing in the world is."

"The second?", his friends asked.

"Yes", he said, "The second. One day I was riding fence and I had to answer the call of nature. I got off my horse and squatted down behind some sagebrush. What I DIDN'T know was that I'd squatted over a coyote trap. When my "valuables" touched the trap pan it jumped up and grabbed them.....ALL of them. And THAT my friends is the second most painful thing in the world."

His friends were aghast. What he told them was horrible.

"WOW!" they said, "That's awful! And you say that's the second most painful thing? What could possibly be more painful than that??"

The cowboy grimaced and said........"When I hit the end of that *&^!)#@ chain."

From: Woods Walker
24-Jun-18

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A wild eyed older woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, D.C. waiving an unholstered pistol and yelled out; "I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine, plus one in the chamber. I want to know who's been sleeping with my husband?"

A female voice from the back of the room called out,

"You'll Need More Ammo, Mrs. Clinton".

From: Annony Mouse
25-Jun-18

Briarcliff Manor High School grad...

From: HA/KS
25-Jun-18

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HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
25-Jun-18

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Or Was It Just Another Zeidan Post?
Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Or Was It Just Another Zeidan Post?

From: Woods Walker
26-Jun-18

From: HA/KS
26-Jun-18

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27-Jun-18

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From: Michael
27-Jun-18

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From: HA/KS
27-Jun-18

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My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

From: HA/KS
27-Jun-18

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From: HA/KS
27-Jun-18

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From: woodguy65
27-Jun-18

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27-Jun-18

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From: trublucolo
27-Jun-18
that last one, just wrong but still funny ;-)

From: HA/KS
28-Jun-18

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From: Scar Finga
29-Jun-18

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BAWHAHAHAHAH

From: woodguy65
29-Jun-18

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29-Jun-18

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From: Woods Walker
29-Jun-18
LMAO!!!!

From: Trax
29-Jun-18
That is great woodguy!

From: HA/KS
29-Jun-18
A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three sons. The instructions left in the will said that the oldest boy was to get one-half, the second oldest one-third, and the youngest one-ninth. The three sons, recognizing the difficulty of dividing 17 mules into these fractions, began to argue.

Their uncle heard about the argument, hitched up his mule and drove out to settle the matter. He added his mule to the 17, making 18. The oldest therefore got one-half, or nine, the second oldest got one-third, or six, and the youngest son got one-ninth, or two. Adding up 9, 6 and 2 equals 17. The uncle, having settled the argument, hitched up his mule and drove home.

From: HA/KS
29-Jun-18
I love math questions, this one really works! It will take you only about ten seconds and, amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie.

DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results on the list of movies at the bottom.

You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply that number by 3.

3. Add 3.

4. Multiply by 3 again.

5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

Movie List:

1. Gone With the Wind

2. E.T.

3. Blazing Saddles

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump

6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi Resignation Speech

10. Casablanca

11. Jurassic Park

12. Shrek

13. Pirates of the Caribbean

14. Titanic

15. Raiders of the Lost Ark

16. Home Alone

17. Mrs. Doubtfire

*REMEMBER...MATH IS AN EXACT SCIENCE !!!!

From: HA/KS
29-Jun-18

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From: Solo
29-Jun-18
Good one, Henry! It works! But....BUT.....every number plugged into the equation creates another major problem......

Who in the heck is going to pay for a ticket to see a movie starring Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi??? ;^)

From: HA/KS
29-Jun-18
"Who in the heck is going to pay for a ticket to see a movie starring Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi?"

Are you kidding?

People would line up by the millions if the script required them to resign and disappear.

From: Solo
29-Jun-18
I'd be more apt to spend the price of a ticket to KEEP them both as the face of the democrat party, than to send them off with a retirement gift from my pocket.... ;^)

From: sleepyhunter
29-Jun-18
It could be worse, Maxine and Nancy could do a porn flick.

From: GotBowAz
29-Jun-18
Oh No Sleepy...you didnt!!! barf !

From: HA/KS
29-Jun-18

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29-Jun-18

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Needed on here also...

From: trublucolo
29-Jun-18
lmao

From: HA/KS
29-Jun-18

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From: HA/KS
29-Jun-18

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29-Jun-18

30-Jun-18
Lol

From: HA/KS
30-Jun-18

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From: Annony Mouse
30-Jun-18
Henry...glad to see you are enjoying your retirement. I truly appreciate your sense of humor.

From: HA/KS
30-Jun-18
Mouse, I tried to make sure that we laughed at least once every day in every class. Fortunately kids are suckers for really dumb puns

From: HA/KS
30-Jun-18

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From: sleepyhunter
30-Jun-18

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From: HA/KS
30-Jun-18

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From: TD
30-Jun-18
Makes me want to use my lighter.......

From: Jeff Durnell
01-Jul-18
On the Luna-tick? Yeah... #me too

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