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The Dead Cow Lecture
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NvaGvUp 09-Aug-18
JTV 09-Aug-18
Thumper 11-Aug-18
From: NvaGvUp
09-Aug-18
Too good not to share.

PuZZy could learn from this. Only he won't.

"The dead cow lecture

First-year students at the Purdue School of Veterinarian Medicine were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving an animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger into the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and, sucked on it.......followed by assorted gagging, retching and spitting, etc.

When everyone had finished wiping their faces, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life is tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid.""

From: JTV
09-Aug-18
lol .....

From: Thumper
11-Aug-18
Really happened on a bow lease in TX. Hunters were talking about how a dead cow near one of their best stands was going to ruin the hunting. Another lease member took this as an opportunity to test arrow penetration on his new broadheads. He shot the dead cow, but it jumped up and ran away. He went to the wrong deer stand for testing, cost him $500 plus processing for the error. Said he was pleased with arrow penetration, cow ran 90yds and fell over dead.

Pay attention to which stand they are talking about.

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