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From: Annony Mouse
01-Oct-18

From: Shuteye
01-Oct-18

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From: Shuteye
01-Oct-18

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From: dirtclod Az.
01-Oct-18
My super power is I am a vegitarian...I eat pigs,pigs eat grass.MMM'Bacon!

From: Annony Mouse
01-Oct-18

From: Shuteye
01-Oct-18

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From: RK
01-Oct-18

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From: Annony Mouse
01-Oct-18

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01-Oct-18

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01-Oct-18

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01-Oct-18

From: dirtclod Az.
01-Oct-18
#Me Too?POUND ME TOO!!!!

01-Oct-18

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01-Oct-18

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01-Oct-18

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From: dirtclod Az.
02-Oct-18
MMMMM...bacon!

From: HA/KS
02-Oct-18

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From: Annony Mouse
02-Oct-18

From: Woods Walker
02-Oct-18
HEY! That's degrading to pigs! I've never had a pig lie to me!

From: Woods Walker
02-Oct-18

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From: Woods Walker
02-Oct-18

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From: HA/KS
03-Oct-18

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From: TD
03-Oct-18

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From: sleepyhunter
03-Oct-18

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From: LINK
03-Oct-18

LINK's Link

From: Solo
03-Oct-18

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Can anyone here see Annony's pic? The above pic is what I see way too often with your pics, Jack. And we have GOT to put a stop to this ASAP..... ;^)

From: HA/KS
03-Oct-18

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Mouse's pic from above for Solo. Can you see this?

From: HDE
03-Oct-18
I often have to open in a new tab because they are too big.

From: Woods Walker
03-Oct-18
I could see it just fine. Uh.....you DID join mouse's pic club, right? He takes CCs or paypal. ;-)

From: Annony Mouse
03-Oct-18
Lou... LOL

I found that comics/graphics far too often make a point that justifies the adage " a picture is worth a thousand words". Also, Pat's program only allows the posting of jpg's that are saved on ones computer. I found that it was easier to embed a linked image rather than saving, converting to jpg and then posting in "the regular manner".

I usually try to adjust size of my posts, but sometimes forget. I rarely post using my phone or tablet as it is a hassle to embed graphics (or even type anything) for me on those devices. I try to make sure that the size is not too big by checking and usually edit to fix). I use multiple browsers (FF, Chrome, Brave, Vivaldi, Opera) and can see the post in question on all of them.

Solo...suggest you take a look at your browser's settings...that may be the problem.

Lastly, anyone finding a problem with any of my posts...please PM me and I will make all attempts to fix any problems seen.

Here's an oldie, but goodie:

From: petedrummond
03-Oct-18

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Too political I taught you better.

03-Oct-18

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From: SB
03-Oct-18
I don't know if it is because all I have is an I-phone,but most of the pics on here are too big to see all of the pic or read all of the joke! Bummer!

From: Annony Mouse
03-Oct-18
SB...never looked at it, but Pat has a version of the site for mobile devices (mobile.bowsite.com). Are you using the regular iPhone web browser? That might be your solution.

From: Joey Ward
03-Oct-18
SB, turn your iPhone sideways. You should be able to view the whole picture then.

From: Shuteye
03-Oct-18
I agree with Joey. Also people with phones should take pictures with the phone sideways.

From: HA/KS
03-Oct-18

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HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Salagi
03-Oct-18

Salagi's Link

Like this Lex? ;)

From: Brotsky
04-Oct-18

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From: Outside
04-Oct-18

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From: Iktomi
04-Oct-18

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From: Woods Walker
04-Oct-18

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From: SB
04-Oct-18
Joey,I always use my phone sideways!...so that's not the issue.

From: Woods Walker
04-Oct-18
If I turn my phone sideways I get a sideways picture.

From: Annony Mouse
04-Oct-18

From: Annony Mouse
04-Oct-18
This one is for Grey Ghost ;o)

From: trublucolo
04-Oct-18
dayum ! That had to hurt.

From: Solo
04-Oct-18
hehehehehehehe

From: Solo
05-Oct-18
BTW, Mouses' GIF is scientific proof that democrats are able to defy the law of gravity by possessing the ability to drop much faster than 32.2 ft per second per second....

From: dirtclod Az.
05-Oct-18
Thats Gonna Leave A mark...On the cool decking.

From: Zbone
05-Oct-18
Wonder if that dude survived?

From: woodguy65
05-Oct-18

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05-Oct-18

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05-Oct-18

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From: sleepyhunter
05-Oct-18
OMG I'm blinded.

From: sleepyhunter
05-Oct-18

From: sleepyhunter
05-Oct-18
Thoughts from a Loving Wife,

Thinking back a few years, living in Houston, I remember Hurricane Ike. I was ready for it but my husband was not.

When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and threshing, the horizontal streaming rain, flying roof shingles and destroyed fences, as well as the unnerving sound-levels, my husband was rooted to the spot. He stared and stared through the glass of the window. Immovable, with his nose pressed to the windowpane, the stark fear in his eyes will stay with me forever.

Fortunately, as the eye of the storm arrived and the winds temporarily lessened, I was able to open the door and let him in.

From: petedrummond
05-Oct-18

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petedrummond's embedded Photo

From: Highlife
05-Oct-18
Thanks sIeepy hunter just spit all over my paperwork lmao

From: Paul
05-Oct-18
Good one SH

From: Solo
05-Oct-18
Yes HA/KS, I could see your pic on the laptop that I can't often see Jack's Pix on, (when I finally looked earlier today).

And I just looked at Jack's pic on my home laptop, and I can see it. But sometimes I can't view his pix on my home laptop either. Just another mystery I don't have the time to solve.

Thank you all very much for responding to my question.

From: Tiger eye
05-Oct-18
Brett kavenaugh to other SC Justices......"#metoo!!!"

From: Shuteye
05-Oct-18

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From: HA/KS
06-Oct-18

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From: TD
06-Oct-18

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From: Woods Walker
06-Oct-18

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From: Woods Walker
06-Oct-18

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06-Oct-18

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Seems fitting, and he should enjoy a few tonight. Congratulations Judge.

From: Shuteye
06-Oct-18

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From: slade
06-Oct-18

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From: Annony Mouse
06-Oct-18

Annony Mouse's Link
THE PLAY ABOUT THE CLINTONS!

BFH at IOTWReport has created movie posters on plays based upon the Clintons.

Such as:

More at link.

From: slade
06-Oct-18

From: Annony Mouse
06-Oct-18
To Kill a #MeTooBird

From: Dale Cover
07-Oct-18

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From: Woods Walker
07-Oct-18
..and it's DALE COVER FOR THE WIN!!!! Meme of the year here folks!

From: scentman
08-Oct-18
dily, dily!

From: woodguy65
08-Oct-18

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

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08-Oct-18

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From: Seapig@work
08-Oct-18

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From: HA/KS
08-Oct-18
An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's yard. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home. The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves. The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves. This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day." The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?

08-Oct-18

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
Haaaa....

From: sleepyhunter
08-Oct-18
A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday…

At the Club, the Doorman says, “Hi Jim, How are you?”

The Wife asks, “How does he know you?”

Jim says, “Oh, dear, I play football with him.”

Inside, the Bartender says, “The usual, Jim?”

Jim says to the wife, “Before you say anything, he’s on the darts team.”

Next a Stripper says, “Hi Jim! Do you crave the Special again?”

The wife storms out dragging Jim with her and jumps into a taxi…

The Taxi Driver says, “Hey Jimmy Boy! Low on money? You picked up an ugly one this time…”

Jim’s funeral is on Sunday….

From: Solo
08-Oct-18

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Solo's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
08-Oct-18

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From: Annony Mouse
08-Oct-18

From: Shuteye
08-Oct-18

Shuteye's Link
Happy dance after Kavanaugh won.

08-Oct-18

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
09-Oct-18
"Practical FL hurricane tip: Don't eat all the hurricane snacks before the hurricane hits or you won't fit in that little basket on the bottom of the rescue helicopter."

From: Annony Mouse
09-Oct-18

From: sleepyhunter
10-Oct-18

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From: mn_archer
10-Oct-18

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10-Oct-18

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From: Woods Walker
10-Oct-18
Sleep...you reminded me of an O L D one...........

A girl and her friend are sitting in a busy night club where lots of people are dancing. The friend says, 'Honey, you should find someone to dance with.' The girl says, " I don't know, I'm so self conscious about my wooden eye. Guys always stare at it and make fun of it and say mean things.' The friend says, "What about that guy over there with the wooden leg? Look, he just smiled at you. Surely a guy with a wooden leg wouldn't be judgmental.' So the girl says, 'OK, I'll go ask him. Not sure he can even dance with that wooden leg. But he's kinda cute." So she gets up and walks over to the guy with the wooden leg. He gives her a great big smile as she walks up, since every other girl has ignored him all night. "Would you be interested in dancing with a girl like me?" she asks. The guy can barely contain himself. Standing up, he yells out, "Oh wouldn't I!!! .

Aghast, she sticks her finger in his face and yells, "PEG LEG!"

From: sleepyhunter
10-Oct-18
My be an oldie but it's a goody WW.

From: JL
10-Oct-18

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10-Oct-18

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10-Oct-18

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10-Oct-18

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10-Oct-18

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'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
10-Oct-18
You missed the big one Ike, the one that will make any sane man p*ss blood..........

"We need to talk........"

From: Woods Walker
10-Oct-18

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Woods Walker's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
10-Oct-18

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Or This......!!!!!
Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Or This......!!!!!

From: Shuteye
10-Oct-18

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Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: JL
10-Oct-18

From: BIG BEAR
10-Oct-18
OMG

From: Stalker
10-Oct-18
OMG is being polite!!!!

From: TD
10-Oct-18
can't unsee that.....

From: Woods Walker
10-Oct-18
My eyes.....OMG, MY EYES!!!

From: Seapig
11-Oct-18
My eyes are bleeding!

From: Anony Mouse
11-Oct-18

11-Oct-18
Explains why the goats are real nervous creatures.

From: BIG BEAR
11-Oct-18
Are you out there JTV ?? You’re a skirt chaser aren’t you ??

From: sleepyhunter
11-Oct-18
OMG, that is way past nasty.

From: Woods Walker
11-Oct-18
It makes nasty look GOOD!!

From: bill v
11-Oct-18
Could of been worse. Thank god we didn’t see the bottom too. I probably just gave Shuteye an idea, I’m not checking in on this thread anymore.

Bill v

From: Joey Ward
11-Oct-18
When hairy vetch gets out of hand. Bet the lower 40 is in worse shape.

From: BIG BEAR
11-Oct-18
Like a hairy diaper.......I bet.....

From: Hunting5555
11-Oct-18
Wow! Talk about killing a thread with one post!!!! I mean, I know its October and Halloween is just around the corner, but geeesshhhhh, nobody could have a costume scarier than that!!!!!

Excuse me, I think I threw up a little......

From: HDE
11-Oct-18
I'm with bill v. Checking out...

From: Mike B
11-Oct-18
A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"

The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!". The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.

The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls: "Walk." The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy *******, rrrun!" The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.

A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, “He can't run -- he has four balls."

The Scot stands up and screams: "Walk with pride, Laddie!"

From: Seapig@work
11-Oct-18

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Seapig@work's embedded Photo

From: Seapig@work
11-Oct-18

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From: HA/KS
11-Oct-18

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From: HA/KS
11-Oct-18

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From: BIG BEAR
11-Oct-18
Henry..... The pockets of city kids looks like that too but it’s a different kind of weed.

From: Keith
11-Oct-18
Shuteye, where'd you get that picture of my wife?

From: sleepyhunter
11-Oct-18
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’… So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.’ And that’s when the fight started.

From: Mike B
11-Oct-18
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

From: Woods Walker
11-Oct-18

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11-Oct-18

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11-Oct-18

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12-Oct-18

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This one leaves a mark!

From: woodguy65
12-Oct-18

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12-Oct-18

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From: slade
12-Oct-18

12-Oct-18

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From: HA/KS
12-Oct-18
Glad to see that republicans are finally answering back!

From: Annony Mouse
12-Oct-18

From: Annony Mouse
12-Oct-18

From: BIG BEAR
12-Oct-18
The hairy boobs disappeared !!!!!!

From: Mike B
12-Oct-18
"The hairy boobs disappeared !!!!!! "

And I for one am very thankful!!

13-Oct-18

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13-Oct-18

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From: Shuteye
13-Oct-18

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From: Shuteye
14-Oct-18

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It's the sound of snowflakes.

14-Oct-18

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From: HA/KS
15-Oct-18

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15-Oct-18

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From: Seapig@work
15-Oct-18

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From: TD
15-Oct-18

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Henry, reminded me of this.....

From: Annony Mouse
15-Oct-18

15-Oct-18

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From: Salagi
15-Oct-18

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From: Seapig@work
16-Oct-18

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16-Oct-18

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From: Anony Mouse
16-Oct-18
Funny enough to be posted twice.

From: elkmtngear
16-Oct-18

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From: Ace
16-Oct-18

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16-Oct-18

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From: sleepyhunter
16-Oct-18
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl."

Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."

This went on a few more times, and finally the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mom, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls and I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says, "You can date whoever you want. He isn't your father!"

16-Oct-18

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16-Oct-18
LOL!

From: elkmtngear
16-Oct-18

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From: Solo
16-Oct-18
You guys are killin' me... STOP IT NOW!!!!! heheheheheheheheehe

WAIT... Don't stop, despite the fact I'm cryin' here with laughter and struggling to breath... Keep it coming..... hehehe

From: Salagi
16-Oct-18
A group of old maids who lived together all had dates lined up for the same night. They agreed that the next morning at breakfast they would tell how many times they were kissed by saying "Morning".

The next morning, the first one looked at the others and said "Good morning." The second replied "Good morning this morning." The third one beamed and said, "Good morning this morning. How are you this morning?" The fourth one cleared her throat and replied, "Howdy".

From: Annony Mouse
16-Oct-18

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16-Oct-18

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17-Oct-18

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From: Mike B
17-Oct-18
A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents.

A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life."

The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page.

So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?" The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I voted for Trump". The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

** U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH.

From: Shuteye
17-Oct-18

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17-Oct-18

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17-Oct-18

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17-Oct-18

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From: spike78
17-Oct-18

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17-Oct-18

From: petedrummond
17-Oct-18

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From: Zbone
17-Oct-18
Good one petedrummond...8^)))

From: HA/KS
18-Oct-18

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From: Ace
18-Oct-18

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From: Tonybear61
18-Oct-18

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And then the Warren mosquito exploded

As I recall this originally aired about 20 years ago.

From: Shuteye
18-Oct-18

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18-Oct-18

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This float was in a parade in Germany. The whole world is laughing.

From: t-roy
18-Oct-18
Tonybear.......that is one of my all time favorite commercials! It was first aired during the Superbowl, I believe.

From: HA/KS
19-Oct-18

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19-Oct-18

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19-Oct-18

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19-Oct-18

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19-Oct-18

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From: Annony Mouse
19-Oct-18
Russian machine gun prank...

On a more serious note, would be great when dealing with antifa crossing guard mobs in Portland and elsewhere.

From: Shuteye
20-Oct-18

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Bernie and his collection plate

From: Fivers
20-Oct-18

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From: Woods Walker
20-Oct-18
Halloween joke..........................

Why couldn't the witch have any kids?

Because her husband had a "Hollow-Weenie"! [rimshot.....]

From: Woods Walker
20-Oct-18
Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men.....................

1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

3. One usually makes a better pie.

4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.

8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

From: Annony Mouse
20-Oct-18

From: Shuteye
20-Oct-18

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From: Woods Walker
20-Oct-18
Nailed that one Shut! Spot on!

From: Treeline
20-Oct-18
Can’t imagine how any American could vote for that bat.

From: slade
20-Oct-18

21-Oct-18
Costa helped spearhead the “save the guppies” water grab that sent millions of gallons of water into the Pacific, diverting it away from Central Cal orchards and farms, drying up thousands of acres of crop land in an effort to save a minnow.

21-Oct-18

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From: Annony Mouse
21-Oct-18
I'm sure Bad Karma will get a chuckle out of this one:

A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light.The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!

So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms.

The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything. When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket.

He then hands it to The 'violator' for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.

The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an asshole!"

Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has a bad driving record with a high number of points and is in danger of losing his license, so he hired a lawyer to represent him.

On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red light.

Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?"

Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."

Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"

"Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH," underlined."

"What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"

"Aggressive and hostile, Sir."

"Aggressive and hostile?"

"Yes, Sir.

"Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for asshole?"

Well, sir, you know your client better than I do.

How often can one get an attorney to incriminate his own client?

From: JTV
21-Oct-18

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"Here, Hold my beer" .....

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21-Oct-18

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21-Oct-18

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21-Oct-18
AM, that’s a great one, wish I’d had that for some of my tickets written...

From: Thumper
22-Oct-18
Beto

From: Mike B
22-Oct-18

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From: Thumper
22-Oct-18

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Robert O'Rourke

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22-Oct-18

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22-Oct-18

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From: Annony Mouse
22-Oct-18

From: Jim Moore
22-Oct-18
Pretty funny: The Sound of Starbucks, by Tim Hawkins

22-Oct-18

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22-Oct-18

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From: HA/KS
22-Oct-18

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From: HA/KS
23-Oct-18

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23-Oct-18

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23-Oct-18

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23-Oct-18

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From: Woods Walker
23-Oct-18
^^^^ REALLY!!! But she's a Hollyweird, and they know EVERYTHING don't ya know....just ask them!

From: Tiger-Eye
23-Oct-18

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23-Oct-18

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23-Oct-18
The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.

The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the minister.

The congregation was aghast - you could almost hear a pin drop. The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in disbelief at the approaching young woman and child.

Chaos ensued.

The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying. Then the groom's mother fainted. The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how to save the situation.

The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward ? What do you have to say ?"

There was absolute silence in the church.

The woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back."

And that illustrates what happens when people are considered guilty until proven innocent.

23-Oct-18

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23-Oct-18

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23-Oct-18

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24-Oct-18

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24-Oct-18

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24-Oct-18

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From: Zbone
24-Oct-18
elkmtngear - Took me a second, but I got it...8^)))

From: Woods Walker
24-Oct-18
E = mc2 (well, a variation).........................

1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by:

Voting Democratic in the November election.

From: woodguy65
24-Oct-18

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24-Oct-18

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24-Oct-18

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24-Oct-18

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24-Oct-18

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25-Oct-18

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25-Oct-18
The Biden Meme was super funny while it lasted, but Biden just got his bomb.

From: woodguy65
25-Oct-18

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From: Annony Mouse
25-Oct-18

From: Annony Mouse
25-Oct-18
How to trap a millenial....

From: HA/KS
25-Oct-18

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From: scentman
26-Oct-18
I just had a thought... in the Bible it states " a man be better off siting at a corner of his roof top then live with a nagging wife"... I had to ask myself... what would an Eskimo do?

From: scentman
26-Oct-18

26-Oct-18
“I just had a thought... in the Bible it states " a man be better off siting at a corner of his roof top then live with a nagging wife"... I had to ask myself... what would an Eskimo do?“

Club a seal, as the alternative would put them in jail.

From: Woods Walker
26-Oct-18
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there.

After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS/PMT."

The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look for it.

The following week after service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read, . . .

"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."

26-Oct-18
As a kind looking nun got into a cab she noticed that the cabbie was not going anywhere and was starring at her in the mirror. He didnt look menacing so she asked what was going on.

The cabbie was embarrassed and confessed that he had a lifelong fantasy about kissing a nun and she really appealed to him. He asked sheepishly if she could make his fantasy come true.

The nun pondered his request for a minute and decided she would IF he was both a single man and a Catholic. He was ecstatic, explained that he was both! She instructed him to turnc into the next alley where he leapt into the back seat with her and they shared a long passionate kiss that would make a hooker blush.

As they drove away the cabbie was silent and sullen and finally blurted out that he had lied, in truth he was actually Jewish and married!

The nun replied that she also had lied, her name was really Kevin and he was on his way to a Holloween party!!

From: Annony Mouse
27-Oct-18

From: BIG BEAR
27-Oct-18
I knew that was fake Spike.... There’s no such thing as a kind looking nun...........:-)

From: KsRancher
27-Oct-18

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From: Thumper
27-Oct-18
They're issued an endless supply of rulers too.

From: Annony Mouse
27-Oct-18

From: Annony Mouse
28-Oct-18
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP!…

BUMP…

BUMP…

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog h e makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP…

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER…

FASTER…

BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP…

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping...

clappity-BUMP…

clappity-BUMP…

clappity-BUMP…

…on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket…

and,

[Wait for it...]

The coffin stops.

From: Annony Mouse
28-Oct-18

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28-Oct-18

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28-Oct-18

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28-Oct-18

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From: Shuteye
28-Oct-18
Just saw Sarah Palin on TV and she said when was the last time Nancy Pelosi had a meal that she had to shoot.

From: Woods Walker
28-Oct-18
And those are the best kind!

From: dirtclod Az.
28-Oct-18
Mouse.hat was pretty shitty.lol!

From: Shuteye
29-Oct-18

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29-Oct-18

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29-Oct-18

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29-Oct-18

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Real headline from Kansas City today.

"Kansas City police recover giant inflatable colon"

From: HA/KS
29-Oct-18

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From: elkmtngear
31-Oct-18

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From: Annony Mouse
31-Oct-18
Closing out this month's thread...

Putzie's world

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31-Oct-18

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a fitting close to another month of humor but what's really funny are the few who never seem to appear here! must suck to lack that sense.....

From: HA/KS
31-Oct-18

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Only on Halloween!
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Only on Halloween!

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31-Oct-18

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