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HA/KS 01-Nov-18
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From: Shuteye
01-Nov-18

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo
Good way to get Mexico to pay for the wall.

01-Nov-18
Hahahahahahaaa! GREAT start, Shuteye!

From: HA/KS
01-Nov-18
Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies:

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. If they're villains, they will probably speak with an English accent.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

01-Nov-18

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: sleepyhunter
01-Nov-18
On a Saturday morning, Bill Clinton got up early, put on his long johns, dressed quietly, made his lunch, grabbed his shotgun and the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to load the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. He pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

He went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. Then he cuddled up to his wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.” She sleepily replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out hunting right now."

From: JTV
01-Nov-18
lol ...

From: Woods Walker
01-Nov-18
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."

So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there."

Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?"

Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are only two ducks out there!"

Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, you can get one from him, too."

So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks.

Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.

Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is a fraud. I want my money back!"

The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and started humping his leg.

The breeder says, "Earl, all he was trying to tell you was that there are more ***king ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"

From: HA/KS
01-Nov-18
Herb gardens get Thyme and a half on weekends and holidays.

From: sleepyhunter
01-Nov-18
Alright, I changed it.

01-Nov-18
Now sleepy, thank you for taking the high road, BUT I have to question the authenticity of your story...there seriously CANNOT be 2 complete fools willing to climb in bed with her. HA!

From: Solo
01-Nov-18
lol.... Leave it to sleepzy... heehehe

That's one heckava kick-off for November, Lex....

From: Annony Mouse
01-Nov-18
Real world hilarity.

From AOS:

ABC Orders Only One More Episode of Roseanne-Free "The Conners" After Ratings Do Exactly What You'd Expect Them To Do —Ace of Spades

They had a hit show and a lot of actors, writers, and crew getting paid to deliver entertainment to a willing audience, but they decided to #GetWoke, and you know what happens after that.

ABC has ordered 1 extra episode to the original order of 10.Sounds to me like a finale. Someone wakes up and says they dreamt Roseanne died. There's a cackle from the next room. Fade to black.

John Goodman, Melissa Gilbert, and Laurie Metcalf can now go back to their exciting careers of sitting around waiting for their agents to call. (Spoiler Alert: They're not calling.)

From: sleepyhunter
01-Nov-18
Ok, I'll admit edited story is a bit far fetched. After some thought and criticism Bill Clinton was a good enough fit to be the scapegoat.

From: HA/KS
02-Nov-18

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
02-Nov-18
What does a disappointed mama turkey tell her kids? If your father were to see you now, he would be turning over in his gravy!

From: HA/KS
02-Nov-18
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”

From: BIG BEAR
02-Nov-18
I didn’t get to see the unedited version............

From: HA/KS
02-Nov-18
I can't believe my grandpa is going to vote Democrat this year. He never would have done that while he was alive!!!

From: TD
02-Nov-18
LOL!

From: Shuteye
03-Nov-18
Can I just ask everyone for a big favor? Those of you who are planning to place Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing? Every time I drive by, I think it's the police and have a panic attack. I have to take my foot off the accelerator, toss my beer, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down and push the gun under the seat. It's too much drama. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.?? (Please keep this up and steal this post as I did...??)

From: HA/KS
03-Nov-18

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HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
03-Nov-18
REALLY!!!! ;-)

From: Woods Walker
03-Nov-18

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Woods Walker's embedded Photo

From: RK
03-Nov-18

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From: HA/KS
04-Nov-18

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From: Fivers
04-Nov-18

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Even though Trump doesn’t drink, it’s still funny.

From: Shuteye
04-Nov-18
I got a laugh out of the sample ballot I got in the mail. It was showing how to mark the ballot and I noticed that Elvis and Janice Joplin were marked.

From: bigswivle
04-Nov-18

bigswivle's embedded Photo
Ann Coulter’s tweet that was removed by twitter. Pretty funny
bigswivle's embedded Photo
Ann Coulter’s tweet that was removed by twitter. Pretty funny

From: HA/KS
04-Nov-18

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HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: JL
04-Nov-18
Don't know if it's been around before but this is funny.

From: Annony Mouse
04-Nov-18
A young biker family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young biker family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them “gems-in-the-rough” more or less, had adopted her as a kind of project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars.

The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars “pay” she’d received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied: “I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.”

“Oh my goodness gracious,” said the teller, “and will you be working on the house again this week, too?”

The little girl replied, “I will if those assholes from Lowe’s ever deliver the damn drywall.”

From: Annony Mouse
04-Nov-18
From: Annony Mouse
04-Nov-18

From: woodguy65
05-Nov-18

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
05-Nov-18

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From: sleepyhunter
05-Nov-18

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From: sleepyhunter
05-Nov-18

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From: HA/KS
05-Nov-18
A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up.

The judge asks the husband, "What has brought you to the point that you are now at, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?"

The husband says, "In the six weeks we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on one thing.

The wife says, "Seven weeks.

From: HA/KS
05-Nov-18
This one has been shared here before, but still valid.

. A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

From: Shuteye
05-Nov-18

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From: Shuteye
05-Nov-18

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From: Annony Mouse
05-Nov-18
^^^Now that is really funny!^^^

Updated comment: Check this out: Networks Stop Running Trump’s Immigration Ad, Drawing More Attention to Trump’s Immigration Ad More proof that good humor must contain a kernel of truth!

From: HA/KS
05-Nov-18

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From: HA/KS
05-Nov-18

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From: Shuteye
05-Nov-18

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From: HA/KS
06-Nov-18
The best part about jumping out of a plane with a parachute is, if it doesn't open or if the strings tangle then that's fine...you have the rest of your life to figure it out...

From: Thumper
06-Nov-18

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From: Woods Walker
06-Nov-18
Ed has good form! He bent at the waist instead of dropping his bow arm, and his follow through is solid!

From: RobinHood
06-Nov-18
Ed may have good form, but he's shooting a righthanded bow with his left hand!

From: Woods Walker
06-Nov-18
!!!!! GOOD CATCH! I guess form isn't everything......you must have brains to go along with it!

(Gee.......one might get the idea that there are archers on this site! )

From: scentman
06-Nov-18
He was just trick shooting like Guy Fitzgerald ;O]

06-Nov-18

IdyllwildArcher's embedded Photo
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From: Zbone
07-Nov-18
IdyllwildArcher - That's freakn cool...8^)))

07-Nov-18
Ed may be a little bit of a style maverick but he is getting bullseyes!

From: bigswivle
07-Nov-18

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Someone did a fabulous job of combining all of Florida’s 13 amendments into one. Pretty funny
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Someone did a fabulous job of combining all of Florida’s 13 amendments into one. Pretty funny

From: HA/KS
07-Nov-18
A waitress said to me "I'm poor so I vote Democrat."

I said " Just because you are poor, doesn't mean you have to also be stupid."

From: Woods Walker
07-Nov-18
You should have told her that's WHY she poor!

From: HDE
07-Nov-18
^^^ this lol

From: HA/KS
07-Nov-18
WW, wasn't me, just a joke with a point.

From: HA/KS
07-Nov-18

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
07-Nov-18
The Flat Earth Society recently announced that it has members from all around the globe.

From: Solo
07-Nov-18
daehmmm....

From: HA/KS
08-Nov-18

HA/KS's Link
Headline today "NASA has plans to probe Uranus in search of gas"

Article at link.

From: Shuteye
08-Nov-18

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Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: tonyo6302
08-Nov-18

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From an Retired Air Force Msgt I work with.

From: Hunting5555
08-Nov-18
Lex, that is soooo bad, but I can't stop laughing!!!!

From: elkmtngear
08-Nov-18

elkmtngear's embedded Photo
elkmtngear's embedded Photo
How Liberals learn to talk/ think

From: Solo
08-Nov-18
That is funny, Lex. Stop it! hehehe

From: Shuteye
08-Nov-18

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Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
08-Nov-18

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From: JL
09-Nov-18

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09-Nov-18
True that, JL!

From: Salagi
09-Nov-18

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Salagi's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
09-Nov-18
Divorced Barbie..........................

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, sir?

'We have - Work Out Barbie, Shopping Barbie, Beach Barbie, Disco Barbie, Ballerina Barbie, Astronaut Barbie and Skater Barbie, all of which cost $19.95 each.

And we also have Divorced Barbie, for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks:

'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs and answers:

'Sir...

Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain with Ken's b*lls on it'.

From: Shuteye
10-Nov-18

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From: DL
10-Nov-18

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From: Woods Walker
10-Nov-18
They should set up an office for her there. She'd be there for 2 years and never even notice.

From: Shuteye
10-Nov-18

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Shuteye's embedded Photo

10-Nov-18

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
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From: Annony Mouse
10-Nov-18

The Democrat ultimate quandary...

From: HDE
10-Nov-18
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. What a doofus.

From: Jim Moore
10-Nov-18
Hilarious!! Truth!

From: HA/KS
11-Nov-18

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From: HA/KS
11-Nov-18

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From: Thumper
11-Nov-18

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From: Thumper
11-Nov-18

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From: Annony Mouse
11-Nov-18

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch,but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad inthe newspaper for a ranch hand..

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her..

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said,

"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

12-Nov-18

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
12-Nov-18
Watching CNN News to learn the news is like watching Green Acres to learn about farming.

From: TD
12-Nov-18

TD's embedded Photo
TD's embedded Photo
Why didn't I think of this......

From: Shuteye
12-Nov-18
TD, I want one.

From: Annony Mouse
12-Nov-18

From: Salagi
12-Nov-18
Breaking news:

Man Captures giant 19.5 Foot Python in Florida and Cuts It Open. Finding 3 More Boxes of Uncounted Democrat Ballots.

From: Annony Mouse
12-Nov-18
^^^All good humor contains a kernel of truth...and in this case, uncounted ballots!^^^

From: Annony Mouse
12-Nov-18

From: Thumper
12-Nov-18

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Bought the wife a riding lawn mower. She said she had to have a John Deere riding lawn mower, or she wasn't cutting the grass anymore.

From: Annony Mouse
12-Nov-18

From: HA/KS
12-Nov-18

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From: HA/KS
13-Nov-18

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From: TD
13-Nov-18

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Mower theme....... these people are genius......

From: HA/KS
13-Nov-18

HA/KS's Link
Not sure if this will work. 'If Monday was a pickoff move"

From: Woods Walker
13-Nov-18
That hurts just seeing it! YIKES!

From: HA/KS
13-Nov-18
"I'm watching the news right now and they're showing all the animals that have been rescued from the fires in California. I noticed that they have donkeys but they have not rescued any elephants. That sounds like discrimination to me"

From: Shuteye
13-Nov-18

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From: freeglee
13-Nov-18

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From: HA/KS
13-Nov-18

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From: TD
13-Nov-18

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In memory of Stan Lee..... RIP.....

From: Annony Mouse
13-Nov-18

From: HA/KS
13-Nov-18

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From: HA/KS
14-Nov-18

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From: HA/KS
14-Nov-18
Great school prank.

From: Salagi
14-Nov-18
Henry, it took me a little to get the Australia one. And I teach chemistry. ;) But it was great when I finally did.

From: Zbone
14-Nov-18
Salagi - Didn't want to say anything, but I still ain't got it...8^)

From: Annony Mouse
14-Nov-18
David...never even hit me till I looked at the second and third ones. Very subtly humorous for science nerds.

From: Annony Mouse
14-Nov-18

14-Nov-18
Oh, I get it now.

From: HA/KS
14-Nov-18
I really liked the Australia one - rather high class dumb humor.

The kids and the crossing prank is one that I really love. I hope that their principal had a great sense of humor - and a firm hand.

From: TD
14-Nov-18
You'd think they'd figure it out about the 4th time they saw the cow go through.....

From: Zbone
15-Nov-18
Knew I ain't high class to get it...8^)

From: Tonybear61
15-Nov-18
HiHOAg---->

Something pure, something respectable, challenges evil at every turn, developed at about 1933

From: woodguy65
15-Nov-18

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15-Nov-18

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15-Nov-18

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From: Feedjake
15-Nov-18
Love the Australia one! Nothing like a good bit of chemistry humor.

From: LINK
15-Nov-18
Wood guy that one is a bit on the sick side.

From: mn_archer
15-Nov-18

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From: Woods Walker
15-Nov-18
"Wood guy that one is a bit on the sick side."

Which one(s)???

From: Woods Walker
15-Nov-18

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For Camel Shagging Ellison.........
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For Camel Shagging Ellison.........

From: petedrummond
15-Nov-18
Great woodguy has hit the new low we all strive for.??

From: sleepyhunter
15-Nov-18

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15-Nov-18
How LOW can you go!?!

From: Woods Walker
15-Nov-18
sleeper's getting competitive now!

From: Salagi
15-Nov-18
zbone - Au is the chemical symbol for gold, Ag is silver and Cu is copper.

From: Zbone
15-Nov-18
Thanks Salagi.... Never took chemistry classes, took only low classes like reading, writing and arithmetic...8^)

From: Shuteye
16-Nov-18
Salagi is one of those guys that said, "Pass the NaCl please."

From: Annony Mouse
16-Nov-18
...and drinks dihydrogenmonoxide.

16-Nov-18
"Charles Plumb was a US Navy jet pilot in Vietnam. After 75 combat missions, his plane was destroyed by a surface-to-air missile. Plumb ejected and parachuted into enemy hands. He was captured and spent 6 years in a communist Vietnamese prison. He survived the ordeal and now lectures on lessons learned from that experience!

One day, when Plumb and his wife were sitting in a restaurant, a man at another table came up and said, "You're Plumb! You flew jet fighters in Vietnam from the aircraft carrier Kitty Hawk. You were shot down!"

"How in the world did you know that?" asked Plumb. "I packed your parachute," the man replied. Plumb gasped in surprise and gratitude. The man pumped his hand and said, "I guess it worked!" Plumb assured him, "It sure did. If your chute hadn't worked, I wouldn't be here today."

Plumb couldn't sleep that night, thinking about that man. Plumb says, "I kept wondering what he had looked like in a Navy uniform: a white hat; a bib in the back; and bell-bottom trousers. I wonder how many times I might have seen him and not even said 'Good morning, how are you?" or anything because, you see, I was a fighter pilot and he was just a sailor.' Plumb thought of the many hours the sailor had spent at a long wooden table in the bowels of the ship, carefully weaving the shrouds and folding the silks of each chute, holding in his hands each time the fate of someone he didn't know.

Now, Plumb asks his audience, "Who's packing your parachute?" Everyone has someone who provides what they need to make it through the day. He also points out that he needed many kinds of parachutes when his plane was shot down over enemy territory - he needed his physical parachute, his mental parachute, his emotional parachute, and his spiritual parachute. He called on all these supports before reaching safety.

Sometimes in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really important. We may fail to say hello, please, or thank you, congratulate someone on something wonderful that has happened to them, give a compliment, or just do something nice for no reason. As you go through this week, this month, this year, recognize people who pack your parachutes.

I am sending you this as my way of thanking you for your part in packing my parachute. And I hope you will send it on to those who have helped pack yours! Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word. Maybe this could explain it! When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do - you forward jokes. And to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get? A forwarded joke.

So, my friend, next time when you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile, just helping you pack your parachute. Ben"

From: HA/KS
16-Nov-18
Spike, his brother lived on the same floor of the dorm where I lived at K-State.

From: HA/KS
16-Nov-18
There are several cowmen sitting around in the sale barn waiting for the lightweight calves to run through. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the cowboys picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: (H - Husband, W - Wife)

H - "Hello?"

W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the salebarn?"

H - "Yep."

W - "Great! I am at the mall a couple of miles from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

H - "What's the price?"

W - "Only $1,900.00."

H - "Well, OK, i guess go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2019 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

H-"What price did he quote you?"

W - "Only $110,000..."

H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."

H - "What?"

W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, the horse barn, the vineyard, and the fifty acre lake."

H - "How much are they asking?"

W - "Only $2.5 million - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."

H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $2.3 million. OK?"

W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

H - "Bye...I love u too..."

The cowboy hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

From: HA/KS
16-Nov-18

From: Woods Walker
17-Nov-18
THAT is awesome!!!! I had a friend when I was in high school that lived in the woods on a remote ridge and he found an abandoned Great Horned owl baby. He took it home and he and his mom raised it to adulthood. We'd drive the roads looking for roadkill squirrels and the like to feed it in addition to the mice he raised for that purpose. I learned a lot about owls because of that. It's also amazing how QUIET such a large bird is when it swoops in on prey.

From: Shuteye
17-Nov-18

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From: Shuteye
17-Nov-18
Woods Walker, I gave a baby Barred Owl to my cousin and he raised it. It was tame as it could be. We would walk from his house to the woods and it would follow us. We would sit in the yard and the owl would catch cicadas off the trees in the yard. It really liked cicadas. We had a barred owl stay in our yard a few years ago for months. It would catch mice around the shed. It actually caught a mole. It would sometimes sit on a low branch and my wife could walk right up to it. It wouldn't let me get that close before moving up in the tree. My wife called him Woody.. It finally left and we don't see it anymore.

From: Shuteye
17-Nov-18
It is probably against the law now but in my younger years I raised several owls, including screech owls. When you feed them birds or mice they get the whole thing. Don't pick the birds, they need the feathers and bones and will spit up the feathers and bones.

From: Woods Walker
17-Nov-18
For sure! Owl casts...........which BTW, are worth money if you find them for scientists doing biological research.

Like I said, it was a VERY educational experience. We'd feed it live mice in their den, which had a cathedral ceiling. The owl would perch on top of an open door and we'd turn the mouse loose. When the owl saw the mouse (which was immediate), it'd scrunch down and move it's head on a circular fashion like it was trying to focus. Once it did, it'd swoop down with no sound whatsoever, save for the very faint "swoosh" of the wings of a bird with a 3' wingspan, (and back in those days I could actually HEAR things...), grab the mouse in it's claw, and break the neck with one strike of it's beak. This was all in one swift, fluid motion. Then it'd put the mouse in it's beak and "chaw" it to break all the bones and then it's swallow it whole. The other amazing thing was that if you put a human hair in it's 4 toed claw and it closed it, you could not get the hair out!

They raised it to adulthood and thought it was a male (they called it "Junior") and then turned it free. It stayed around their place for a good year and they realized that Junior was a female when she set up a nest near their house and had a brood of her own.

From: dirtclod Az.
17-Nov-18
Kinda like my Ex.

From: Shuteye
17-Nov-18

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These girls are hilarious.

From: Shuteye
17-Nov-18

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You can't take my guns.

From: Thumper
17-Nov-18
Rescued a screech owl hit by a car. Knocked out but still breathing, when he came to you could tell he was still out of it. Couple weeks of rest on the back porch good as new. Fed him raw hamburger meat with raw egg mixed in. He hung around in the the back yard for months, and saw him of and on for a couple years after release. At night I'd tell company the toilets were out and to just wizz in the back yard.....:)

From: Shuteye
17-Nov-18

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From: Woods Walker
18-Nov-18

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From: Annony Mouse
18-Nov-18

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18-Nov-18

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18-Nov-18

From: Salagi
18-Nov-18

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From: Norseman
18-Nov-18
Minnesota Vikings...

18-Nov-18

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From: Woods Walker
18-Nov-18
That'd be funnier Salagi if it weren't so TRUE!

From: TD
19-Nov-18
Salagri...... that was spot on. Who knew they had the left nailed way back then..... thanks.

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