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The New Me: Happy in Putzeidenia
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Annony Mouse 09-Nov-18
RK 09-Nov-18
JTV 09-Nov-18
Tiger-Eye 09-Nov-18
HeadHunter® 09-Nov-18
Spike Bull 09-Nov-18
TT-Pi 09-Nov-18
Annony Mouse 09-Nov-18
Tiger-Eye 09-Nov-18
JL 09-Nov-18
NvaGvUp 09-Nov-18
Will 09-Nov-18
gadan 09-Nov-18
HDE 09-Nov-18
Annony Mouse 11-Nov-18
JTV 11-Nov-18
Shuteye 11-Nov-18
Annony Mouse 11-Nov-18
slade 11-Nov-18
WV Mountaineer 12-Nov-18
Annony Mouse 14-Nov-18
South Farm 15-Nov-18
From: Annony Mouse
09-Nov-18
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Syrian flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Damn...Safe at last!!

From: RK
09-Nov-18
LMAO!!!

AM. YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING!!!

From: JTV
09-Nov-18
Just another "Pleasant Valley Sunday" in the town of PutZediaville ...

From: Tiger-Eye
09-Nov-18
You have created your own safe space.

09-Nov-18
" The Best Post" I've seen in a long time !!!!

09-Nov-18
Hahahahaqaqaa!

From: TT-Pi
09-Nov-18
Add age to the mix. I bet you feel years, decades younger. I'm going back to HS next year those were fun days.

Second thoughts I'm feeling very old at times too so maybe I'll apply for assisted living and in-home care... Or both! By day I'm a student and by night an old goat.

From: Annony Mouse
09-Nov-18
In putzeician, all things are possible.

There's a man who has actually gone to court to have his age legally lowered.

Like all things putzie, reality is irrelevant.

From: Tiger-Eye
09-Nov-18
Heard that about man wanting his age lowered so he can get women on some dating site. Seems the young chicks are turned off by older men.

Hell I have been counting days till retirement. Perhaps I can ID as a 65 y/o and get my pension and SS early.

HMmmmmmmmmm!

From: JL
09-Nov-18
For the record....

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Confederate-Flag-Free-Shipping/223200128551?hash=item33f7c3ae27:g:XJAAAOSwTY9btiJA:rk:9:pf:0

From: NvaGvUp
09-Nov-18
LOL, Jack!

From: Will
09-Nov-18
That's actually funny right there!

From: gadan
09-Nov-18
Way to illustrate the absurdity of liberal logic. Spot on!

From: HDE
09-Nov-18
Now that was funny, I don't care who you are!

From: Annony Mouse
11-Nov-18
Putzie's greatest hero...is it true that she was valedictorian of BCHS?

Presenting the Queen of Putzlandia:

From: JTV
11-Nov-18
^^^ this is the brain trust of the Dems/libs/socialists/Putzeidians (all one in the same) ... all one has to do is read the crap Putz puts down on these threads to see the commonality of these twits ..

From: Shuteye
11-Nov-18
Good idea Jack. Makes sense in today's atmosphere.

From: Annony Mouse
11-Nov-18

From: slade
11-Nov-18
That's a classic Jack..

12-Nov-18
Good stuff

From: Annony Mouse
14-Nov-18

From: South Farm
15-Nov-18
Make sure you wear that burka while driving 20 mph under the posted speed in the left lane while talking on your Obama phone. Might help if you occasionally drift over the center-line a few times every couple seconds...then we'll know you're really serious about this!!

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