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Salagi 01-Jan-19
HA/KS 01-Jan-19
AZOnecam 01-Jan-19
Shuteye 02-Jan-19
slade 02-Jan-19
Salagi 02-Jan-19
Woods Walker 02-Jan-19
Brotsky 02-Jan-19
woodguy65 02-Jan-19
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Annony Mouse 02-Jan-19
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Will 02-Jan-19
Woods Walker 02-Jan-19
Woods Walker 02-Jan-19
'Ike' (Phone) 03-Jan-19
Highlife 03-Jan-19
Zbone 03-Jan-19
gflight 03-Jan-19
HA/KS 03-Jan-19
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Scar Finga 03-Jan-19
Thumper 03-Jan-19
Shuteye 03-Jan-19
'Ike' (Phone) 03-Jan-19
Salagi 03-Jan-19
'Ike' (Phone) 03-Jan-19
Annony Mouse 03-Jan-19
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gflight 03-Jan-19
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Mike the Carpenter 04-Jan-19
Spike Bull 04-Jan-19
HA/KS 04-Jan-19
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elkmtngear 04-Jan-19
Brotsky 04-Jan-19
TD 04-Jan-19
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woodguy65 09-Jan-19
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Mike the Carpenter 09-Jan-19
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SB 14-Jan-19
bad karma 14-Jan-19
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pipe 15-Jan-19
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Jim Moore 16-Jan-19
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Zbone 16-Jan-19
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Zbone 16-Jan-19
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woodguy65 17-Jan-19
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TD 17-Jan-19
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HA/KS 18-Jan-19
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Woods Walker 18-Jan-19
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HA/KS 18-Jan-19
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Jim Moore 19-Jan-19
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IdyllwildArcher 19-Jan-19
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slade 19-Jan-19
slade 19-Jan-19
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Will 21-Jan-19
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MT in MO 21-Jan-19
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slade 21-Jan-19
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Shuteye 22-Jan-19
Shuteye 22-Jan-19
Shuteye 22-Jan-19
Shuteye 22-Jan-19
HA/KS 22-Jan-19
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dirtclod Az. 22-Jan-19
Woods Walker 22-Jan-19
Ron Niziolek 22-Jan-19
IdyllwildArcher 23-Jan-19
HDE 23-Jan-19
Solo 23-Jan-19
HA/KS 23-Jan-19
HA/KS 24-Jan-19
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HA/KS 24-Jan-19
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Annony Mouse 24-Jan-19
slade 24-Jan-19
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HA/KS 24-Jan-19
Wv hillbilly 25-Jan-19
dirtclod Az. 25-Jan-19
dirtclod Az. 25-Jan-19
gflight 25-Jan-19
gflight 25-Jan-19
TD 26-Jan-19
IdyllwildArcher 26-Jan-19
IdyllwildArcher 26-Jan-19
IdyllwildArcher 26-Jan-19
IdyllwildArcher 26-Jan-19
Mike the Carpenter 26-Jan-19
oldhunter 26-Jan-19
Spike Bull 26-Jan-19
IdyllwildArcher 26-Jan-19
Annony Mouse 26-Jan-19
Will 26-Jan-19
Woods Walker 26-Jan-19
slade 26-Jan-19
slade 26-Jan-19
HA/KS 27-Jan-19
Bowbender 27-Jan-19
Scrappy 27-Jan-19
Salagi 27-Jan-19
Woods Walker 27-Jan-19
Annony Mouse 27-Jan-19
HA/KS 27-Jan-19
elkmtngear 28-Jan-19
'Ike' (Phone) 28-Jan-19
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Annony Mouse 28-Jan-19
HA/KS 28-Jan-19
Mike the Carpenter 29-Jan-19
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Nomad @ work 29-Jan-19
HA/KS 29-Jan-19
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HA/KS 29-Jan-19
Mike the Carpenter 29-Jan-19
Mike the Carpenter 29-Jan-19
orionsbrother 29-Jan-19
HA/KS 29-Jan-19
HA/KS 30-Jan-19
HA/KS 30-Jan-19
'Ike' (Phone) 30-Jan-19
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Zbone 31-Jan-19
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IdyllwildArcher 31-Jan-19
'Ike' (Phone) 31-Jan-19
Spike Bull 31-Jan-19
Ron Niziolek 31-Jan-19
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Woods Walker 31-Jan-19
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Spike Bull 31-Jan-19
keepemsharp 31-Jan-19
01-Jan-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
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From: Woods Walker
01-Jan-19
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38D. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38DD bras and asks the Chinese guy;

"Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"

The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each."

... and this is why the Chinese own us! Business is Business!

01-Jan-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
01-Jan-19

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It took me a minute to get this one.

From: JTV
01-Jan-19
did you hear about the one with Christmas ornaments, Obama and a tree ?? .............. ;0)

01-Jan-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

01-Jan-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: Salagi
01-Jan-19

Salagi's embedded Photo
Salagi's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
01-Jan-19

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From: AZOnecam
01-Jan-19

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Maybe already done, but always funny.
AZOnecam's embedded Photo
Maybe already done, but always funny.

From: Shuteye
02-Jan-19

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Shuteye's embedded Photo
I think I have a touch of the Swine Flu.

From: slade
02-Jan-19

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From: Salagi
02-Jan-19

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This reminds me of several folks...

From: Woods Walker
02-Jan-19

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From: Brotsky
02-Jan-19

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You can’t make this stuff up!

From: woodguy65
02-Jan-19

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From: woodguy65
02-Jan-19

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From: Annony Mouse
02-Jan-19
^^^LOL^^^

From: Annony Mouse
02-Jan-19

From: Will
02-Jan-19

Will's Link
Important article! ;)

From: Woods Walker
02-Jan-19
Ole and Lena.........

Ole and Lena got married. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand and on Lena's knee.

Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go a little farther now if ya vant to."

So Ole drove to Duluth. ***************************************************************************************************************************************

Ole and Lena arrived at Ellis Island.

The examiner in charge addressed the people:

"Welcome. Please come forward one at a time and give me your name,country of origin,your age,your height and your weight."

Ole was first.

"I am Ole Anderson. I am from Sweden. I am 43 years old,5'6",134 pounds"

Then Lena.

"I am Lena Anderson. I am from Sweden. I am 36 years old,6'5",257 pounds"

"My!" said the examiner, "You're big enough to play with the Packers!"

"No no!" said Lena, "The only packer I play with is Ole's!"

From: Woods Walker
02-Jan-19
Ole died. Lena goes to the newspaper office to print the death notice.

The clerk asks her, “What do you want it to say?”

“Ole died.”

The clerk looks up. “What else?”

“Nothing else.”

“But Lena, you were married to Ole all those years. Don’t you want to say anything else about him?”

“Nope.”

The clerk thinks a minute. “You know, Lena, it won’t cost you any more if you add a little. The first ten words are the same price.”

“Ten words, and it won’t cost extra?” she asks.

The clerk nods.

Lena thinks hard, then says, “Ole died. Boat for sale.”

*************************************************************************

Ole and Sven in Hell.........

Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell.

The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?'

Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.'

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota , the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?' Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.'

The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell.

The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?'

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl.'

03-Jan-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
Haaaaaa!

From: Highlife
03-Jan-19
Is that a house monitor?

From: Zbone
03-Jan-19
Highlife - You were actually looking at her ankle...8^)

But yeah, looks to me like Boost Mobile is now manufacturing house monitors...8^)

From: gflight
03-Jan-19
WW, I know a lady from Minnesota who tells those correctly. I hear her voice when I read them....

Boost mobile huh, took me a moment....

From: HA/KS
03-Jan-19

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From: HA/KS
03-Jan-19

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From: Scar Finga
03-Jan-19
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'....

And before he could say ‘fu$^, the Rottweiler ate him!"

And that Is how my daughter got kicked out of the 4th grade!

From: Thumper
03-Jan-19
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20.55!"

From: Shuteye
03-Jan-19

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo

03-Jan-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: Salagi
03-Jan-19

Salagi's Link
Drove by this place last fall. Their specialty is fudge. Which they pack there.

https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/

03-Jan-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
03-Jan-19

From: Annony Mouse
03-Jan-19

From: gflight
03-Jan-19
You were close to me Salagi. Guy named the place Uranus. Used to have a strip club called Big Louie's. Had some drug stuff and post commander put off limits for a while.

From: HA/KS
03-Jan-19

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From: bigswivle
04-Jan-19

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bigswivle's embedded Photo

04-Jan-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

04-Jan-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
The “Coyote Vest” keeps them at bay. I think my GSP would bite me if I were to put something like this on him.

04-Jan-19

Spike Bull 's Link
"Friday, January 04, 2019

Government Shuts Down, Nation Descends into Riots, Looting and Cannibalism

Posted by Daniel Greenfield 0 Comments

The United States of America (1787-2018) came to a swift and sudden end last week as the government shut down. The nation which had survived Pearl Harbor, the War of 1812 and Jimmy Carter ceased to exist.

The savage population, which had only been kept in line through a policy of rigorous gun confiscations, food stamps and lectures on the environment unleashed its pent up rage in a spree of riots, looting and mass murder that had only previously been encountered in Somalia, Russia and a Walmart in downtown Atlanta.

"The government shut down! We can do anything we like," shouted Sam Hasbley of Grassley, Iowa, while tearing the tag off a mattress despite an explicit warning label forbidding such a dangerous course of action. "Tear yours off. The government is shut down. It can't stop you."

Eyewitnesses spoke of further horrors. On a quiet street in suburban Massachusetts, a man brought out a set of highly illegal lawn darts. In Maryland, there were allegations that an entire family had begun digging ditches to collect rainwater runoff. In Alabama, a farmer fed his hogs homegrown lettuce that had been certified by the state, but not by the Federal Trilateral Hog Commission

With the fall of the government, citizen activists took it upon themselves to chronicle the culture of lawlessness. Men heated their homes with coal stoves. Women bought cold medicine without a photo ID. Children went hours without hearing lectures about the environment.

The victims were many.

In Chuckolod County, Colorado, a transgender person was denied access to the Ladies Room. Frantic calls to the Justice Department were forwarded to an answering service in Depar, India, instead of Doneparre City, Indiana. In Brooklyn, New York, an overweight Iraqi woman was unable to obtain a sign language interpreter while waiting on line to collect her free Obamaphone. In Olegon Falls, Florida, the National Museum of Native American Yarn was forced to shut down depriving schoolchildren of an educational experience and three hours throwing bits of yarn at each other.

And there was worse to come.

The entire city of Detroit was seized by the Michigan Militia backed by Canadian air power. The village of Frankfurt, Illinois passed several ordinances in explicit violation of Title MXVIII of the Federal Charter of Approved Fruit Naming Ordinances. North Dakota seceded and declared that it was now the nation of Bismarckia, elected a Kaiser and petitioned to join OPEC.

An army of Mongols or possibly local residents dressed in Samurai helmets raided the Federal Dried Peach Reserve in Georgia hauling away thousands of tons of dried fruit and tossed them to waiting crowds. The end of food stamps in Mathomat, New Jersey led to an outbreak of cannibalism despite efforts by Planned Parenthood volunteers to bring order to the proceedings by soliciting volunteers to give up their privilege and be fed to the people.

In Massey Hills, Virginia, a gang of politically incorrect sports mascots entered a workplace and implicitly hurt the feelings of several minorities. In Portland, Alaska, attempts to resettle Syrian ISIS members in a town gymnasium led to the refugees instead being eaten by formerly protected wolves.

In Madison, Wisconsin, the entire United Organized Educators and Librarians Union attempted to commit mass suicide on the front lawn of the Madison Center of Union History to protest budget cuts and school closings. Their efforts proved in vain when the gasoline they poured on themselves in a failed attempt at self-immolation turned out to be apple juice.

In Caplow City, Maine, President Gerald Ford, long thought dead and believed to have been buried in Michigan, appeared and declared himself to be the nation's new leader. While some suspect him to be an impostor based on the plastic texture of his mask which has a hastily erased message reading "Impeach Nixon" on the side, the city fathers have chosen to embrace the possibilities offered by Emperor Ford and have set him up in style in a presidential palace on the eight floor of the Caplow Arms Hotel.

In the midst of all this chaos, a weary nation's eyes turn to Washington D.C. But since the shutdown, which also shut off all power, water and press releases to the embattled city, no word has reached the outside world of what is taking place there. The last message was a smoke signal dispatched by Elizabeth Warren from the roof of a burning Capitol Building. An expert in Native American smoke signals decoded it to read, "I told you so. Now we're all doomed."

The only surviving member of the national government outside the dead zone is believed to be Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who floated to safety down the Potomac on a raft made out of the bodies of the other members of the Progressive Caucus.

She has since chosen to communicate only in horrified whispers and Instagram glamor shots.

As the nation descends into chaos, one thing is clear. The government shutdown has once again doomed us all. Just like the last 18 times. "

From: HA/KS
04-Jan-19

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From: HA/KS
04-Jan-19

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From: elkmtngear
04-Jan-19

From: Brotsky
04-Jan-19

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From: TD
04-Jan-19

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From: TD
04-Jan-19

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From: Shuteye
04-Jan-19

Shuteye's Link
Some football team should hire that cop.

05-Jan-19
Subject:  Stress Relief

 Seven steps to relieve stress

 In case you are having a rough day, here's a stress

management technique recommended in all the latest

psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really

does work and will make you smile:

 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that

hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the

cool running water.

 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain

air.

 4. No one knows your secret place.

 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called

the World.

 6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air

with a cascade of serenity.

 7. The water is so clear you can make out the face of the

Democrat  you are holding underwater.

 

 See, it worked. You're smiling. You feel better already.

05-Jan-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
05-Jan-19

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From: Woods Walker
05-Jan-19

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From: Tonybear61
05-Jan-19
Conversation heard when a bowhunter asks their spouse or significant other about hunting during the weekend.

SSO: "Honey don't we have that thing where they will doing those things with the thingy?? "

Bowhunter: "What thing?"

SSO: Oh well you know what I mean, we are busy.... Bowhunter: "Doesn't sound like we are", I can probably get out for at least part of the day."

SSO: "Oh you don't have to get so sensitive about it.."

Bowhunter: " About what?"

SSO : " Oh just go, you didn't want to go anyway!"

Fast foward 8-12 hours, etc.

Bowhunter: "How was the thing??"

SSO: "What thing?"

Bowhunter: "The thing I missed"

SSO: " Oh that thing. You didn't miss anything"

Fast forward to end of bow season.

SSO: "You know we don't do anything together anymore. I feel we don't have anything in common. You are always out hunting for something"

Bowhunter: "Ahhhhh, yup!"

06-Jan-19
NEWS FROM THE YEAR 2059

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleagered nation.

Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

From: Salagi
06-Jan-19

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Salagi's embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
07-Jan-19

08-Jan-19
Jack Daniels to the Rescue

A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her husband’s temper.

The counselor asks, "What's the problem?" The woman says, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me."

The Counselor says, "I have a cure for that. When it seems your husband is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's and swish it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don't swallow until he either leaves the room or calms down."

Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn.

She tells the counselor, "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack. I swished and swished, and he calmed down. How does swishing Jack Daniel's in your mouth do that?"

The counselor said, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing.

Keeping your mouth shut is the trick."

From: sleepyhunter
08-Jan-19
A police officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he saw a couple in a car in Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approached the car to get a closer look. Then he saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately noticed a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the officer walked to the car and gently rapped on the driver's window. The young man lowered his window. "Uh, yes, officer?" The cop asked, "What are you doing?" The young man said, "Well, officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the officer asked, "And, her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugged, "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails." Now, the cop was totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening! He asked, "What's your age, young man ?" The young man said, "I'm 22, sir." The cop asked, "And her, what's her age?" The young man looked at his watch and replied, "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."

From: Annony Mouse
08-Jan-19
Koranderthalic porn?

From: HA/KS
08-Jan-19

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From: bigswivle
09-Jan-19

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From: woodguy65
09-Jan-19

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09-Jan-19

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From: elkmtngear
09-Jan-19

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Because Kevin Spacey is somewhat "indisposed" of late...

09-Jan-19
Mother Superior called all the nuns to a meeting. “Sisters,” she said, “we have a serious problem. We have a case of gonorrhea here in the convent.”

One of the sisters piped up, “Thank goodness, I was getting tired of Chardonnay!”

09-Jan-19

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09-Jan-19

09-Jan-19

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09-Jan-19

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09-Jan-19

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09-Jan-19

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09-Jan-19

From: woodguy65
09-Jan-19

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From: HA/KS
09-Jan-19
"A friend of mine had a good idea for funding the border wall, everyone is issued a gas card you have to use before you can pump gas, it has your voting info on it. If you voted for Trump in the election then you get the Trump price for gas ,if not you get the Obama price. Use the extra money from the Obama price to fund the wall. "

Maybe the same could be done for obamacare to pay for the wall even faster.

From: Woods Walker
09-Jan-19
The pike one......OMG!!!! FUNNY!!!

From: TD
09-Jan-19

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From: Woods Walker
09-Jan-19
Forest? You mean that blade of grass on her butt? I think you mean a field appears in the back!

From: Woods Walker
09-Jan-19
From Larry The Cable Guy.............................

"Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida .. .. .

Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.

1.* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

2* Send the dirt to New Orleans

to raise the level of the levees.

3* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Think about this: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments

Cows: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad

cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada years

ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they

tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal

immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of

them a cow.

The Constitution: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why

don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has

worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore!

The 10 Commandments: The real reason that we can't have the Ten

Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- You cannot post 'Thou Shalt

Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' In a

building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

From: Annony Mouse
10-Jan-19
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

"Hasn't affected my brothers though."

From: HA/KS
10-Jan-19
"A guy was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open, he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open again and he said, "You're cute!"

The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."

She said, "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!""

From: elkmtngear
10-Jan-19

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You just can't make this stuff up...

10-Jan-19
All it is Jeff is a way to see how much they can control, and backlash that comes with it. Small steps often get you greater distances, but sheep are to dumb to realize this.

From: Brotsky
10-Jan-19

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10-Jan-19

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10-Jan-19

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From: woodguy65
10-Jan-19

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10-Jan-19

From: HA/KS
11-Jan-19

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11-Jan-19
Now THOSE should have been aborted.........

From: Annony Mouse
11-Jan-19
According to Planned Parenthood, they still could be...

From: HA/KS
12-Jan-19

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12-Jan-19

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12-Jan-19

From: Mike B
12-Jan-19
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary.

The three men had always done everything together!!!!!

Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, “Nope, ain’t Bubba.”

The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought Gary in to identify the body.

Gary looked at the body and said, “Yup he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Gary said, “No, it ain’t Bubba.”

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

Gary said, “Well, Bubba had two buttholes.”

“What? He had two buttholes?” asked the mortician.

Yup, I’ve never seen ‘em, but everyone knew he had two buttholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, “Here comes Bubba with them two buttholes!”

12-Jan-19

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12-Jan-19

From: spike78
12-Jan-19

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From: Woods Walker
13-Jan-19

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13-Jan-19

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13-Jan-19

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From: Annony Mouse
13-Jan-19
A young New York City woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Hudson River. Just before she could throw herself from the bridge, a handsome young man stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy, the woman accepted.

That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold.

From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine and make love to her until dawn.

Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. “He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy."

"I see," the captain said.

Her conscience got the better of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

From: Woods Walker
13-Jan-19
New York? IT'S AOC!!!!

From: HA/KS
13-Jan-19

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From: Thumper
13-Jan-19

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oops

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13-Jan-19

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13-Jan-19

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13-Jan-19

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13-Jan-19

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From: absaroka6
14-Jan-19
That snake photo is Fuckin' sick.

14-Jan-19
PutZ

From: SB
14-Jan-19
Man I HATE snakes!!

From: bad karma
14-Jan-19
Dating Asian women is a problem. Their understanding of English can be a problem. I know a guy who asked his girlfriend for a 69 and she brought him beef with broccoli.

From: TD
14-Jan-19
She feed him long time......

From: Woods Walker
14-Jan-19

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From: bowbender77
14-Jan-19
What is..clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop..BANG, BANG, BANG....clip clop, clip clop, clip clop ? Amish drive by shooting.

From: TD
14-Jan-19

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14-Jan-19

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From: HA/KS
14-Jan-19

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If the Titanic sank in 2019
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If the Titanic sank in 2019

From: HA/KS
14-Jan-19

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From: Will
15-Jan-19

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For all you Chiefs fans...

From: HA/KS
15-Jan-19

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Organic or not, We're not drinking chicken milk.
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Organic or not, We're not drinking chicken milk.

15-Jan-19

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From: Nomad
15-Jan-19
HA/KS..........& they fed vegetarians to those chickens!

From: pipe
15-Jan-19
Sorry, another Ole story Ole Anderson bought a chainsaw because the salesman guaranteed Ole that it would cut his logging time tremendously...a couple weeks later, Ole complained that the chainsaw did not save much time at all. The perplexed salesman came out to find out what the problem was... He gave a yank on the cord and the chainsaw roared into action...Ole asked, what is that noise?

From: Annony Mouse
15-Jan-19
Putzie's wife sent him out to do some yard work...

From: Jim Moore
16-Jan-19

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From: Woods Walker
16-Jan-19

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That pic has a bunch of good ones......

From: HA/KS
16-Jan-19

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From: Zbone
16-Jan-19
Hmmm,,, I don't get the USB... What am I missing...

16-Jan-19
It never goes in till the third try no matter how you turn and look at it.

From: Zbone
16-Jan-19
Ah, good one...8^))) But so true...

From: Annony Mouse
16-Jan-19

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16-Jan-19

From: Woods Walker
16-Jan-19

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Think this ad would fly today? LOL!

From: Woods Walker
16-Jan-19

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I remember doing exactly this at that age!

From: Will
16-Jan-19

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From: HA/KS
17-Jan-19

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17-Jan-19

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From: woodguy65
17-Jan-19

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From: Woods Walker
17-Jan-19
60+..........................

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 60+ year olds find eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "I remember these".

From: HA/KS
17-Jan-19

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From: Woods Walker
17-Jan-19
LOL!

From: TD
17-Jan-19
Every time I see her...... I remember recovering from my shock seeing "Victor/Victoria". "Nooooo!...... Mary Poppins!"

From: HA/KS
17-Jan-19

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17-Jan-19

From: Woods Walker
18-Jan-19

From: Two Feathers
18-Jan-19
^^^Too funny.

From: Woods Walker
18-Jan-19
Mad cow disease in full bloom!

From: Seapig@work
18-Jan-19

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From: HA/KS
18-Jan-19

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18-Jan-19

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From: Woods Walker
18-Jan-19

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If Trump really cared about the country he would NOT have prevented Speaker Pelosi from flying out of the country......he'd have prevented her from flying BACK IN!!!

From: woodguy65
18-Jan-19

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18-Jan-19

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18-Jan-19

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If you are on Facebook - I know most of you are not, you will get a kick out of this (10 year challenge).

From: woodguy65
18-Jan-19

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From: Annony Mouse
18-Jan-19

From: HA/KS
18-Jan-19

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From: Annony Mouse
18-Jan-19
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE:

From: Jim Moore
19-Jan-19

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Woodguy, 10 Year challenge answered

From: HA/KS
19-Jan-19

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From: Woods Walker
19-Jan-19
My wife has a book on dog training that has the bottom right corner chewed entirely off! That always gives me a grin when I see it.

19-Jan-19

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From: woodguy65
19-Jan-19
Woodguy, 10 Year challenge answered

HAHA that's a good one - you win!

From: HA/KS
19-Jan-19

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19-Jan-19

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From: Annony Mouse
19-Jan-19

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19-Jan-19

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19-Jan-19

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19-Jan-19

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From: Shuteye
20-Jan-19
Slade, now that was a good one. True too.

From: Annony Mouse
20-Jan-19

From: Shuteye
21-Jan-19

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From: HA/KS
21-Jan-19

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From: Will
21-Jan-19

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GO PATS

From: HA/KS
21-Jan-19

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Notice that even back then the leftists were trying to control the economy "Guaranteed Annual Wage"

From: MT in MO
21-Jan-19
And there went the minimum wage worker driving by on the tractor...8^)

From: HA/KS
21-Jan-19

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21-Jan-19

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21-Jan-19

From: HA/KS
22-Jan-19
I've heard this story before and if I remember correctly it is true.

"Outside England's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant... The fees for cars ($1.40), for buses (about $7).

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the zoo management called the city council and asked it to send them another parking agent. The council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the zoo's own responsibility. The zoo advised the council that the attendant was a city employee. The city council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the city payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain, or France, or Italy, is a man who'd apparently had a ticket booth installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $560 per day -- for 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over $7 million dollars... and no one even knows his name."

From: Shuteye
22-Jan-19

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22-Jan-19

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22-Jan-19

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22-Jan-19

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From: HA/KS
22-Jan-19

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22-Jan-19

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From: HA/KS
22-Jan-19

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From: dirtclod Az.
22-Jan-19
I resemble that remark!

From: Woods Walker
22-Jan-19
AOC wearing her blonde wig........

From: Ron Niziolek
22-Jan-19
Holy crap, that made me laugh!

23-Jan-19

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From: HDE
23-Jan-19
Woods Walker - those are the people that vote democrat and we're supposed to be scared of them...?

From: Solo
23-Jan-19
Y'all think she's responsible enough to vote? Okay, but unlikely...

She'd have to be ordered to vote, and then it's 50-50 on who'd she'd vote for. That's why the Dem ballot makers put their's at the top. Even THEY know they're stupid...

From: HA/KS
23-Jan-19

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24-Jan-19

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24-Jan-19

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24-Jan-19

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24-Jan-19

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24-Jan-19

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24-Jan-19

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24-Jan-19

From: slade
24-Jan-19

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From: Woods Walker
24-Jan-19
Good one Henry......I'm still laughing at that one!

24-Jan-19
Oh man, those are great.

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24-Jan-19

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25-Jan-19

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From: dirtclod Az.
25-Jan-19
Wv hillbilly ME TOO!Makes me sad....

From: dirtclod Az.
25-Jan-19
Wv hillbilly ME TOO!Makes me sad....

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25-Jan-19

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25-Jan-19

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From: TD
26-Jan-19
There's gotta be a blood vessel behind those eyes just ready to pop.......

26-Jan-19
Lol! She looks like she has an over active thyroid.

26-Jan-19

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26-Jan-19

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26-Jan-19

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26-Jan-19

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From: oldhunter
26-Jan-19
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I think she just saw Nancy Pelosi without a bra

26-Jan-19
Pelosi lifted her skirt and flashed her tits!?!

26-Jan-19

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26-Jan-19

From: Will
26-Jan-19

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Not sure if this is funny or not, but thought it was good and sort of fit here!

From: Woods Walker
26-Jan-19
An oldie, but still funny as hell...........

From: slade
26-Jan-19

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26-Jan-19

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From: HA/KS
27-Jan-19

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27-Jan-19

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27-Jan-19

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27-Jan-19

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From: Woods Walker
27-Jan-19
A blonde was walking down the street with her friend when the passed a guy who had a really bad case of dandruff. The blonde's friend turned to her and said.......

"Did you see that guy? He's needs some Head and Shoulders!"

The blonde got a puzzled look on her face asked......."How do you give shoulders?"

From: Annony Mouse
27-Jan-19

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27-Jan-19

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28-Jan-19

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28-Jan-19

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From: dirtclod Az.
28-Jan-19
It's been wrong from day #1.

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28-Jan-19

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28-Jan-19

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29-Jan-19

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From: bill v
29-Jan-19
And why is she wearing a hair net?

From: Nomad @ work
29-Jan-19
Must be Venezuela.........$89.95 per roll!

From: HA/KS
29-Jan-19

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29-Jan-19

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29-Jan-19

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29-Jan-19

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29-Jan-19

29-Jan-19
Henry - We used to take the kids up to do the Barnebirkie, the kids’ cross country ski “race” associated with the American Birkebeiner.

It’s a great event. It’s sponsored by Swiss Miss and they have free hot chocolate after the “race” and the Sons of Norway have a series of heated tents put together like you’d see at a large wedding or a PGA event. They have free cookies for the kids and families.

The cookies cover a ring of tables, maybe... eighteen foot wide by sixty foot long.

My youngest was three and riding my shoulders after the “race” and I ducked into the tent. I have no doubt that the expression was similar to your pic with the kid with the giant sundae.

Suddenly, I had Homer Simpson on my shoulders. I heard, “Aah, Aaaaaaah.” “Cooooooooookies!!! Aaammmgglllaaammmlllluuummm!!!!” And drool started hitting the bill of my hat.

My wife and I are both laughing at that memory prompted by your post.

From: HA/KS
29-Jan-19
"Whoever stole my anti-depressants I hope you are happy"

Glad you enjoyed it, orion

From: HA/KS
30-Jan-19

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30-Jan-19

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30-Jan-19

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30-Jan-19

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From: HA/KS
30-Jan-19

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One comment I read "I had a lot of fun doing my Son's Science Fair project. I got so excited about it, I even made him stop playing video games and come look at it (but don't touch!) before I packed it up and took tot he school for set up. That B- was the highlight of my academic year."

From: Annony Mouse
30-Jan-19

From: HA/KS
30-Jan-19
"Today's performance of Hamilton was canceled in Chicago due to the polar blast.

Once again Brrrrr kills Hamilton."

From: Zbone
31-Jan-19
That's a good one HA/KS...8^)

31-Jan-19
Mike, before that pic, I never thought I'd want to stick my head in the Hudson Bay...

B-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r

From: Woods Walker
31-Jan-19
Good place to go "motorboating"!!!

31-Jan-19

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31-Jan-19

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My GF sent this to me, I’m a lil worried...

31-Jan-19

Spike Bull 's Link
Closing out the month with a bang!

From: Ron Niziolek
31-Jan-19

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31-Jan-19

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From: Woods Walker
31-Jan-19
WINNER!!!! ^^^^^

31-Jan-19

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31-Jan-19

Spike Bull 's Link
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From: keepemsharp
31-Jan-19
The only think Cortez and Kaepernik did was take a knee.

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