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Contributors to this thread:
Mike the Carpenter 01-Feb-19
Huntcell 01-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 01-Feb-19
HA/KS 01-Feb-19
HA/KS 01-Feb-19
Will 01-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 01-Feb-19
Woods Walker 01-Feb-19
Woods Walker 02-Feb-19
Knight Archer 02-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 02-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 02-Feb-19
HA/KS 02-Feb-19
HA/KS 03-Feb-19
HA/KS 03-Feb-19
Woods Walker 03-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 03-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 03-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 03-Feb-19
HA/KS 04-Feb-19
Zbone 04-Feb-19
SNUFFER 05-Feb-19
SNUFFER 05-Feb-19
'Ike' (Phone) 05-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 05-Feb-19
elkmtngear 05-Feb-19
Chuckster 05-Feb-19
TD 05-Feb-19
gflight 05-Feb-19
HA/KS 05-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 05-Feb-19
Woods Walker 05-Feb-19
Shuteye 05-Feb-19
HA/KS 06-Feb-19
HA/KS 06-Feb-19
HA/KS 06-Feb-19
IdyllwildArcher 06-Feb-19
IdyllwildArcher 06-Feb-19
Shuteye 06-Feb-19
bowbender77 06-Feb-19
Anony Mouse 06-Feb-19
HA/KS 06-Feb-19
Woods Walker 06-Feb-19
Shuteye 06-Feb-19
Zbone 06-Feb-19
dirtclod Az. 07-Feb-19
Ogoki 07-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 07-Feb-19
Shuteye 07-Feb-19
slade 07-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 07-Feb-19
elkmtngear 07-Feb-19
elkmtngear 07-Feb-19
HA/KS 07-Feb-19
Woods Walker 07-Feb-19
bigswivle 08-Feb-19
Will 08-Feb-19
Will 08-Feb-19
HA/KS 08-Feb-19
Joey Ward 08-Feb-19
HA/KS 08-Feb-19
Fivers 08-Feb-19
Bake 08-Feb-19
HA/KS 08-Feb-19
Bake 08-Feb-19
Shuteye 08-Feb-19
TD 08-Feb-19
Salagi 08-Feb-19
Joey Ward 08-Feb-19
HA/KS 08-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 08-Feb-19
HA/KS 08-Feb-19
JTV 08-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 08-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 08-Feb-19
TD 08-Feb-19
t-roy 09-Feb-19
Outside 09-Feb-19
Outside 09-Feb-19
petedrummond 09-Feb-19
Tonybear61 09-Feb-19
IdyllwildArcher 09-Feb-19
HA/KS 09-Feb-19
IdyllwildArcher 09-Feb-19
HA/KS 10-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 10-Feb-19
dirtclod Az. 10-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 10-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 10-Feb-19
bigswivle 10-Feb-19
Shuteye 11-Feb-19
Woods Walker 11-Feb-19
HA/KS 11-Feb-19
Solo 11-Feb-19
IdyllwildArcher 11-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 11-Feb-19
Woods Walker 11-Feb-19
'Ike' (Phone) 11-Feb-19
Woods Walker 11-Feb-19
Will 11-Feb-19
IdyllwildArcher 12-Feb-19
HA/KS 12-Feb-19
Scrappy 12-Feb-19
Shuteye 12-Feb-19
Shuteye 12-Feb-19
Woods Walker 12-Feb-19
HA/KS 13-Feb-19
Will 13-Feb-19
HA/KS 13-Feb-19
HA/KS 13-Feb-19
Tiger-Eye 14-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 14-Feb-19
HA/KS 14-Feb-19
Woods Walker 14-Feb-19
TD 14-Feb-19
IdyllwildArcher 14-Feb-19
IdyllwildArcher 14-Feb-19
MT in MO 14-Feb-19
TD 14-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 14-Feb-19
HA/KS 14-Feb-19
HA/KS 15-Feb-19
Shuteye 15-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 16-Feb-19
Shuteye 16-Feb-19
Woods Walker 16-Feb-19
scentman 16-Feb-19
Salagi 16-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 16-Feb-19
Shuteye 16-Feb-19
Shuteye 16-Feb-19
Salagi 16-Feb-19
Tonybear61 16-Feb-19
HA/KS 16-Feb-19
Solo 16-Feb-19
TD 16-Feb-19
Solo 16-Feb-19
slade 16-Feb-19
HA/KS 16-Feb-19
HA/KS 16-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 17-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 17-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 17-Feb-19
gflight 17-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 17-Feb-19
Shuteye 18-Feb-19
HA/KS 18-Feb-19
HA/KS 18-Feb-19
Scrappy 18-Feb-19
elkmtngear 18-Feb-19
HA/KS 18-Feb-19
'Ike' (Phone) 18-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 18-Feb-19
Shuteye 18-Feb-19
HA/KS 18-Feb-19
Woods Walker 18-Feb-19
HDE 18-Feb-19
HA/KS 18-Feb-19
'Ike' (Phone) 19-Feb-19
'Ike' (Phone) 19-Feb-19
woodguy65 19-Feb-19
woodguy65 19-Feb-19
woodguy65 19-Feb-19
woodguy65 19-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 19-Feb-19
wooddamon1 19-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 19-Feb-19
TD 19-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 19-Feb-19
'Ike' (Phone) 19-Feb-19
woodguy65 20-Feb-19
woodguy65 20-Feb-19
woodguy65 20-Feb-19
dirtclod Az. 20-Feb-19
Tiger-Eye 20-Feb-19
Woods Walker 20-Feb-19
Shuteye 20-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 20-Feb-19
HA/KS 20-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 20-Feb-19
casekiska 20-Feb-19
HA/KS 20-Feb-19
HA/KS 20-Feb-19
sleepyhunter 20-Feb-19
sleepyhunter 20-Feb-19
TD 20-Feb-19
TD 20-Feb-19
elkmtngear 20-Feb-19
Brian M. 20-Feb-19
HA/KS 20-Feb-19
HA/KS 20-Feb-19
gflight 20-Feb-19
gflight 20-Feb-19
Woods Walker 20-Feb-19
gflight 20-Feb-19
'Ike' (Phone) 20-Feb-19
'Ike' (Phone) 20-Feb-19
Shuteye 21-Feb-19
slade 21-Feb-19
slade 21-Feb-19
Woods Walker 21-Feb-19
HA/KS 21-Feb-19
Woods Walker 21-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 21-Feb-19
woodguy65 21-Feb-19
woodguy65 21-Feb-19
'Ike' (Phone) 21-Feb-19
IdyllwildArcher 21-Feb-19
IdyllwildArcher 21-Feb-19
'Ike' (Phone) 22-Feb-19
IdyllwildArcher 22-Feb-19
TD 22-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 22-Feb-19
HA/KS 22-Feb-19
'Ike' (Phone) 22-Feb-19
'Ike' (Phone) 22-Feb-19
HA/KS 23-Feb-19
woodguy65 24-Feb-19
woodguy65 24-Feb-19
woodguy65 24-Feb-19
woodguy65 24-Feb-19
spike78 24-Feb-19
Shuteye 24-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 24-Feb-19
RobinHood 25-Feb-19
woodguy65 25-Feb-19
woodguy65 25-Feb-19
woodguy65 25-Feb-19
Shuteye 25-Feb-19
Brotsky 25-Feb-19
LINK 25-Feb-19
spike78 25-Feb-19
elkmtngear 26-Feb-19
Shuteye 26-Feb-19
Shuteye 26-Feb-19
Tiger-Eye 26-Feb-19
'Ike' (Phone) 27-Feb-19
HA/KS 27-Feb-19
woodguy65 27-Feb-19
woodguy65 27-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 27-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 27-Feb-19
HA/KS 27-Feb-19
HA/KS 27-Feb-19
keepemsharp 27-Feb-19
spike78 27-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 27-Feb-19
HA/KS 27-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 27-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 27-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 28-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 28-Feb-19
Annony Mouse 28-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 28-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 28-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 28-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 28-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 28-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 28-Feb-19
Mike the Carpenter 28-Feb-19
HA/KS 28-Feb-19
01-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: Huntcell
01-Feb-19
Is that a MAGA bikini?

Oh ya what bikini!

01-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
01-Feb-19

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From: HA/KS
01-Feb-19

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From: Will
01-Feb-19

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From: Annony Mouse
01-Feb-19

From: Woods Walker
01-Feb-19

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From: Woods Walker
02-Feb-19

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02-Feb-19
The polar vortex was so cold that Democrat politicians in that region had their hands in their own pockets.

02-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
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From: Annony Mouse
02-Feb-19

From: HA/KS
02-Feb-19

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From: HA/KS
03-Feb-19

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From: HA/KS
03-Feb-19

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From: Woods Walker
03-Feb-19

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From: Annony Mouse
03-Feb-19
Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua.

As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."

The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."

The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK, come on in." The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog"

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The woman with the Chihuahua said, ........

"A Chihuahua ? They gave me a f..king Chihuahua ?!"

03-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
03-Feb-19

From: HA/KS
04-Feb-19

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Zbone
04-Feb-19
HA/KS - That's cool...

From: SNUFFER
05-Feb-19

From: SNUFFER
05-Feb-19
OOPPS, sorry for the pic repost.

05-Feb-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

05-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: elkmtngear
05-Feb-19

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From: Chuckster
05-Feb-19
Well my neck and back are stretched now after looking at HA/KS pic.

From: TD
05-Feb-19
HA..... Folks looking at it with their phones won't get it...... heheheheheh......

From: gflight
05-Feb-19

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From: HA/KS
05-Feb-19

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From: Annony Mouse
05-Feb-19
Putzie on the bus?

From: Woods Walker
05-Feb-19

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From: Shuteye
05-Feb-19
Woods Walker, now that is funny.

From: HA/KS
06-Feb-19

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From: HA/KS
06-Feb-19

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From: HA/KS
06-Feb-19

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06-Feb-19

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06-Feb-19

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From: Shuteye
06-Feb-19

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From: bowbender77
06-Feb-19
Amen !

From: Anony Mouse
06-Feb-19
^^^^true story^^^^

Jack. ;0)

From: HA/KS
06-Feb-19

HA/KS's embedded Photo
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From: Woods Walker
06-Feb-19
Too true Henry, too true!

From: Shuteye
06-Feb-19
My mother knew I would be home for supper. The rest is spot on.

From: Zbone
06-Feb-19
Yeah, boy that is the truth HA/KS...

From: dirtclod Az.
07-Feb-19
Orange soup with nothin in it. Tomato soup and crackers.

From: Ogoki
07-Feb-19
Zbone, you and I must be able to relate to all that. LOL

07-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
07-Feb-19

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From: slade
07-Feb-19
Jihawg Ammo: Pork-Laced Ammunition For Jihadists

07-Feb-19

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From: elkmtngear
07-Feb-19

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07-Feb-19

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From: HA/KS
07-Feb-19

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From: Woods Walker
07-Feb-19
Allie Ocasio-Cortez was having trouble with her car running irregularly, hard starting, etc. She took it to a local repair shop to see if they could find out the problem and fix it. Her big concern was that it may take some time to fix and be expensive.

After waiting for 5 minutes at the garage office, the mechanic walked in and she asked him if was going to be a big deal to fix.

"No", he said. "Nothing major, just crap in the carburetor."

"Okaaay", she replied with a puzzled look, "How many times a day do I have to do that?"

From: bigswivle
08-Feb-19

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From: Will
08-Feb-19

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From: Will
08-Feb-19

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From: HA/KS
08-Feb-19

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From: Joey Ward
08-Feb-19
That one probably worked a lot better than..............

"Thank you,

Epstein's mother"

:-)

From: HA/KS
08-Feb-19
In the spring of my senior year in high school I asked if mom would write me an excuse if I took a day off from school to go fishing.

She said that she would.

Sure enough, the next morning as I was walking out the door she handed me a note to take to school.

I didn't read it until just as I got to the principal's office. "Please excuse Henry. He went fishing yesterday." My heart sunk, but it was all I had so I went into the office. They accepted it without comment.

When I asked her she answered "You didn't expect me to lie die you?"

From: Fivers
08-Feb-19
Will-

That is true about corruption, but if the politicians weren't corrupt, the billionaires wouldn't be able to influence them.

From: Bake
08-Feb-19
Ha! My Junior year of high school it became my practice to show up around lunch time at least once or twice a week. My parents knew nothing of this, they always left for work before I had to leave. I'd wait until they left, then go back to sleep. The Principal let a few students get away with this as long as we were still doing well in our classes (unspoken of course). That was his last year before retirement, and frankly, I think he was too tired to fight the 4 or 5 A students who were doing this.

The following year, our new Principal cracked down. But he would still allow me to leave school to go to the bank or get a haircut, since I never had time with sports practice or games every day after school

All of this horrifies my wife, who hopes our daughter doesn't pull that stuff. But secretly, I'll be a little disappointed if she's not a little ornery in school :)

From: HA/KS
08-Feb-19
Every school where I taught or was principal, a kid who was absent for any part of the day was not allowed to participated in practice or games after school by school board policy.

From: Bake
08-Feb-19
Oh, we had the same policy I believe. And the students who did it never did it on game days. But it kind of skated by on the practice days. Most days that I missed were after game days.

From: Shuteye
08-Feb-19
When I went to our 50th class reunion our now very old home room teacher was there. Some of the women said, "Mrs. Joiner, if you ever saw Lex's mother's handwriting you wouldn't recognize it? " Shirley used to write his absentee notes and get out of early school notes." She laughed and indicated she knew Shirley was looking out for me. My good friend Shirley passed away two years ago and was my wife's best friend.

From: TD
08-Feb-19
I turned 18 towards the end of my senior year..... wrote my own notes. I was gone a fair amount.....

From: Salagi
08-Feb-19
My senior year I had study hall 1st hour, so during turkey season, I would show up right as it ended. I would hand my note to the coach (who ran study hall) and he would say, "I don't want a note, I want to see the turkey." The note was all I ever had (stupid turkeys). I also went camping for 3 days during deer season with my dad and a few others every year during high school. Teachers all knew it.

From: Joey Ward
08-Feb-19
I never missed a day of school. K-12. Never tardy. Never checked out.

My parents said I needed all the school I could get. Lol

Didn’t need Epstein’s mother. :-)

From: HA/KS
08-Feb-19
"Most days that I missed were after game days." Most of the coaches I knew and worked with would hold a kid out of the next game if they didn't come to school the day after a game - unless they were in the hospital.

08-Feb-19
HA!! Reading these bring back some good memories.

My Senior year, I decided I didn’t want to be at school anymore, so after the last class started and attendance was taken, we were sent to the Library to research “Current Events” (as that was the class I was in). Figured attendance was already taken so I was golden. The next day I got called to the office and found out that the teacher took attendance again once in the Library.

Mr. Quisenbury asked me why I wasn’t there, told him I don’t want to be there. Our School didn’t have detention at the time, so he said his only option was a one day suspension. My reply...”so I didn’t want to be here for an hour, and you are rewarding me with a day off?!?!”.

My Mom was so pi$$ed when she found out, and my Dad just shook his head. Later found out my Dad did the same stupid chit.

From: HA/KS
08-Feb-19
Mike one of my best (and absolute strictest) HS teachers was teaching American Literature. We were studying (I think) Thoreau. He said that the theme of the piece we were studying was that if you didn't feel like doing something you shouldn't. So, if any of us didn't want to be there we should just leave.

My cousin stood up, gathered his books, and walked out of the room.

First, we thought he (cousin) would probably die on the spot. Second, we expected him to walk back in any moment. Neither happened. I still don't know where he went, but he didn't feel like being in class that hour and he wasn't.

Needless to say, I have come to realize that the teacher had more respect for him that day than for those of us who were too intimated to leave.

There were never any negative consequences for walking out of class. Any other teacher, any other time it would have been practically a capital offense in my HS.

From: JTV
08-Feb-19

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as seen in the actual ad ..

From: Annony Mouse
08-Feb-19

From: Annony Mouse
08-Feb-19
What a lovely bride...

From: TD
08-Feb-19

TD's embedded Photo
TD's embedded Photo

From: t-roy
09-Feb-19
Speaking of brilliant ideas in high school.........My biology lab partner and I got 2 weeks worth of detention and kicked out of labs, for a stunt we pulled during an unsupervised biology lab one day.

We were dissecting pig fetuses and decided that it would be funny to tied a cord around the leg of the piglet carcass, lower it down to the second floor geography classroom windows and swing it back and forth........One of the nosebleed tattletales in geography class squealed on us.

I won’t even mention about the time that we dropped a quarter sized piece of sodium metal into a beaker of water in the bottom of the lab sink, or my lab partner torching the hair off my forearm with the Bunsun burner hookup. I think I still hold the school record for the most detentions.

From: Outside
09-Feb-19

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09-Feb-19

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From: petedrummond
09-Feb-19

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From: Tonybear61
09-Feb-19
I had my Mom write a note to have me excused for taking a day off of school to go skiing for a class project. We skied all day, made a film about it and turned in the project.

I got called into the principal's office for this offense. Since I was 18 and asked them If I was to do it while working at the ski lodge instead they just shrugged-"well its not an excused absence." A few weeks later when we had the school movie contest I think we placed third. Got a A- . School counselor thought I was being disrespectful.

Later on that year since I didn't take study hall at all in High school I had enough credits to graduate if I only took two classes. So about 10AM went to work to save for college, tech school, muscle car, etc. During some prep rally came back from work to participate in a few events. Hall monitor stopped me, sent me to the office. cause I didn't have a pass, Yeah so??? Once again had to explain to the Office Admin-"So you really don't want me to work to save for college??" I was 18 so, end of that conversation.

Found out about 2-3 years later my school counselor was being charged with making nude movies of girls at the school. He went to prison for that.

09-Feb-19

IdyllwildArcher's embedded Photo
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From: HA/KS
09-Feb-19
Tony, I proposed to the schools where I worked that kids should be able to excuse themselves, etc. when they turned 18. I never convinced a school board or superintendent to even consider it.

We treat HS kids like they are 10 and then wonder why they don't have adult skills when they leave the building. One day they have to ask to use the restroom and the next they are out in the cold. Never made sense to me.

09-Feb-19

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From: HA/KS
10-Feb-19

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From: Annony Mouse
10-Feb-19

From: dirtclod Az.
10-Feb-19
Maybe I should Run!

10-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
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From: Annony Mouse
10-Feb-19
Picture taken on Eric Court, Norwalk, CT.

From: bigswivle
10-Feb-19

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From: Shuteye
11-Feb-19
Jack I am going to borrow the village people picture.

From: Woods Walker
11-Feb-19
The Postman........

One Monday morning, a postman was walking through a neighborhood on his usual route delivering the mail. As he approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.

His curiosity was cut short by Craig, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.

"Wow Craig, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night" the postman commented.

Craig, in obvious pain, replied "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighbourhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?"

The postman thought for a moment and said "How do you play WHO AM I?"

Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is".

The postman laughed and said "Sounds like fun. I'm sorry I missed it". "Probably a good thing you did" Craig responded. "Your name came up seven times".

From: HA/KS
11-Feb-19

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez' Green New Deal compliant cars have hit the showroom! Get them before it's too late!
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez' Green New Deal compliant cars have hit the showroom! Get them before it's too late!

From: Solo
11-Feb-19
Pave a road as you go. I like it.........

The original road use tax.

11-Feb-19

IdyllwildArcher's embedded Photo
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From: Annony Mouse
11-Feb-19

From: Woods Walker
11-Feb-19
Mouse: Your meme left out the ISRAELI feminist, who would kick all their asses combined!

11-Feb-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
11-Feb-19

Raisin Bread.............

A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.

Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.

The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.

The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.

When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.

As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.

After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "Why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?" Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.

Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"

"No," he stammers, "But it's quiverin' a little.”

From: Will
11-Feb-19

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Will's embedded Photo

12-Feb-19
That's the kind of buck that dreams are made of.

From: HA/KS
12-Feb-19

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From: Scrappy
12-Feb-19

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From: Shuteye
12-Feb-19

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From: Shuteye
12-Feb-19

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From: Woods Walker
12-Feb-19

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Woods Walker's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
13-Feb-19

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From: Will
13-Feb-19
Bad Lip Reading - Hilarious. Best line: the President to N. Pelosi: "You're a seal. I knew it."

From: HA/KS
13-Feb-19

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HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
13-Feb-19

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From: Tiger-Eye
14-Feb-19

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Hot/ Crazy Matrix

may have posted before, its been around. regardless funny and true

14-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
14-Feb-19
Mike!

From: Woods Walker
14-Feb-19

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Woods Walker's embedded Photo

From: TD
14-Feb-19
LOL! Not quite a check!.... mate!

Watch that Bishop! Must be a Pawn in the background.....

14-Feb-19

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14-Feb-19

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From: MT in MO
14-Feb-19
New finger nail polish there Idyllwildarcher?...8^)

From: TD
14-Feb-19
ooooh..... sparkly.....

From: Annony Mouse
14-Feb-19

From: HA/KS
14-Feb-19

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HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
15-Feb-19

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From: Shuteye
15-Feb-19

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Shuteye's embedded Photo

16-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Lex, that picture reminded me of this picture of my youngest son, and Shorthair watching puppy videos on YouTube. When they watch pheasant hunting videos, as the pheasant flys off the screen, he takes off hoping to find it since it is no longer visible. I should video it one day.

From: Shuteye
16-Feb-19
Mike, that is a great picture.

From: Woods Walker
16-Feb-19
Of all the dogs we've had, we've only had one that actually "watched" , or reacted to the TV. It was a Sheltie named Bonnie, and also happened to be the smartest dog I've ever seen. And I mean scary smart!

When our daughter was young, we were over at my brother in law's house for a holiday and all the my daughter's cousins were there. She was about 4 or 5 at the time. Her cousins were playing with her and goofing around and I took a video of it. When we got home, we played the video on the TV (this was with a VHS camera....LONG time ago). When the part came where they were swinging my daughter around, the dog came off the sofa and charged the TV, barking at it and trying to protect her "flock"! We had to call her off and even then she wouldn't quit until my daughter was out of the scene.

All the other dogs we've had were hunting breeds, and as smart as many of them were they were nothing like Bonnie. She was the only herding dog and they ARE cut from a different cloth.

From: scentman
16-Feb-19
Love the pic and story Mike! Pets are a joy... all thats going on in the world they just want your love and attention.

From: Salagi
16-Feb-19
It's official: The Democrat chicks dressed in white will now be referred to as .... The NO KLUE KLAN

16-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
There you go David. Just made a quick version for you.

From: Shuteye
16-Feb-19

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Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
16-Feb-19

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Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: Salagi
16-Feb-19
I like it Mike!

From: Tonybear61
16-Feb-19
Who is the woman dressed in beigh in the above picture???

From: HA/KS
16-Feb-19

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HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Solo
16-Feb-19
Tonybear61, looks like an off-color joke by a white lady. I'm sure CNN caught that by now. Stay tuned. Don't change that channel... 8-\

From: TD
16-Feb-19

TD's embedded Photo
TD's embedded Photo

From: Solo
16-Feb-19
...and when you get your warrant, make an amphibious landing...sorta like D-Day....

From: slade
16-Feb-19

From: HA/KS
16-Feb-19

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HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
16-Feb-19

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HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
17-Feb-19

From: Annony Mouse
17-Feb-19

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked,

"How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. The women were then told to take out their cellphones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart." Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with another woman and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.

Below are 12 actual hilarious replies.

If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?

1. Who the hell is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3 Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?

4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What the hell did you do now?

7. Are you sure this is for me?

8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?

From: Annony Mouse
17-Feb-19

From: gflight
17-Feb-19

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gflight's embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
17-Feb-19

Annony Mouse's Link
Gerald...you forgot the link ;o)

From: Shuteye
18-Feb-19

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Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
18-Feb-19

HA/KS's Link

From: HA/KS
18-Feb-19

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HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Scrappy
18-Feb-19

Scrappy's Link

From: elkmtngear
18-Feb-19

elkmtngear's embedded Photo
elkmtngear's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
18-Feb-19
An old physician, Doctor John Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that read: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: 'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, Here's your $1000 back" (giving him a $10 bill).

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to annoy us.

18-Feb-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
18-Feb-19
Our favorite troll...to a Tee.

From: Shuteye
18-Feb-19

Shuteye's embedded Photo
Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
18-Feb-19

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
18-Feb-19
Well hey, it's good enough for the dog isn't it? It'd be like taking a vacation in Mexico and drinking the tap water.

From: HDE
18-Feb-19
Tardfounded is what happens anytime AOC speaks...

From: HA/KS
18-Feb-19

HA/KS's embedded Photo
Is it even a Glock?
HA/KS's embedded Photo
Is it even a Glock?

19-Feb-19

19-Feb-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
19-Feb-19

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
19-Feb-19

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From: woodguy65
19-Feb-19

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From: woodguy65
19-Feb-19

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19-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: wooddamon1
19-Feb-19
LOL Mike!

From: Annony Mouse
19-Feb-19

From: TD
19-Feb-19
And enough left over for MEGA hats.......

From: Annony Mouse
19-Feb-19

19-Feb-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
20-Feb-19

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From: woodguy65
20-Feb-19

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
20-Feb-19

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: dirtclod Az.
20-Feb-19
woodguy 65..California Snapper. I lost a hand to one!!

From: Tiger-Eye
20-Feb-19

Tiger-Eye's embedded Photo
This on my dash last night.
Tiger-Eye's embedded Photo
This on my dash last night.

From: Woods Walker
20-Feb-19
Was it asking you or telling you?

From: Shuteye
20-Feb-19
During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused, "Happy Birthday!" ??

From: Annony Mouse
20-Feb-19
I hope that whomever starts next month's thread doesn't title it: "March Madness"...far too many will be confused, con-fuddled and disappointed.

From: HA/KS
20-Feb-19
March Mirth

20-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: casekiska
20-Feb-19
March Mayhem

From: HA/KS
20-Feb-19

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
20-Feb-19

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Safety standards in the 1960s.
HA/KS's embedded Photo
Safety standards in the 1960s.

From: sleepyhunter
20-Feb-19

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sleepyhunter's embedded Photo

From: sleepyhunter
20-Feb-19

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From: TD
20-Feb-19

TD's embedded Photo
TD's embedded Photo

From: TD
20-Feb-19

TD's embedded Photo
TD's embedded Photo

From: elkmtngear
20-Feb-19

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elkmtngear's embedded Photo

From: Brian M.
20-Feb-19
What did socialists use to light their living room, before candles?

Light bulbs.

From: HA/KS
20-Feb-19

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HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
20-Feb-19

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HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: gflight
20-Feb-19

gflight's Link
Nation's Liberals Devastated After Learning Hate Crime Didn't Actually Happen

From: gflight
20-Feb-19

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gflight's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
20-Feb-19

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??? What's That Red Thing With The Curly Cord Growing Out Of Her Neck And Jaw?
Woods Walker's embedded Photo
??? What's That Red Thing With The Curly Cord Growing Out Of Her Neck And Jaw?
I saw this on the front window of our local Walgreen's drugstore. Just a tad dated maybe? There's probably very few people 20 years old and younger who'd even know what this is!

From: gflight
20-Feb-19

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gflight's embedded Photo

20-Feb-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
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20-Feb-19

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From: Shuteye
21-Feb-19

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Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: slade
21-Feb-19

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From: slade
21-Feb-19

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slade's embedded Photo

From: Woods Walker
21-Feb-19

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Woods Walker's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
21-Feb-19

From: Woods Walker
21-Feb-19

Woods Walker's embedded Photo
Woods Walker's embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
21-Feb-19

Annony Mouse's Link
Trump trolls the putzedians...

From: woodguy65
21-Feb-19

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
21-Feb-19

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

21-Feb-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
LMAO...

21-Feb-19

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IdyllwildArcher's embedded Photo

21-Feb-19

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IdyllwildArcher's embedded Photo

22-Feb-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
Speaking of swimming...

22-Feb-19

IdyllwildArcher's embedded Photo
IdyllwildArcher's embedded Photo

From: TD
22-Feb-19
ROTFLMAO!

Spike..... that was awesome..... Chuck and Shaq get it..... ohhhh man, too good....

22-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Too good not to use.

From: HA/KS
22-Feb-19

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HA/KS's embedded Photo

22-Feb-19

22-Feb-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
Right before March Madness no less!

From: HA/KS
23-Feb-19

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
24-Feb-19

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
24-Feb-19

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
24-Feb-19

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
24-Feb-19

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: spike78
24-Feb-19
Lol good ones guys!

From: Shuteye
24-Feb-19
I was standing at the bar in the Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?" He says "No, I don't. And furthermore, why the hell would you ask me that? Is it because I'm Chinese? "No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick".

From: Annony Mouse
24-Feb-19

From: RobinHood
25-Feb-19
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From: woodguy65
25-Feb-19

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
25-Feb-19

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
25-Feb-19

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
25-Feb-19

Shuteye's Link
Couldn't figure how to post the video so click on the link. It is hilarious.

From: Brotsky
25-Feb-19

Brotsky's embedded Photo
Brotsky's embedded Photo

From: LINK
25-Feb-19
Ha. Safety standards haven’t changed much. There are still many 2 chair lifts out there without safety rails.

From: spike78
25-Feb-19

spike78's embedded Photo
spike78's embedded Photo

From: elkmtngear
26-Feb-19

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elkmtngear's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
26-Feb-19

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Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: Shuteye
26-Feb-19

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Shuteye's embedded Photo

From: Tiger-Eye
26-Feb-19
BEEP....BEEP

27-Feb-19

'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo
'Ike' (Phone)'s embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
27-Feb-19

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
27-Feb-19

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

From: woodguy65
27-Feb-19

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woodguy65's embedded Photo

27-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

27-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
27-Feb-19
There was a university in New England where the students operated a "bank" of term papers and other homework assignments.

There were papers to suit all needs and as it would look odd if an undistinguished student suddenly handed in a brilliant essay, there were papers for an A grade, B grade and C grade.

One student who had spent the weekend on pursuits other than his assignment, went to the "bank" and as his course was a standard one he took out a paper for a inconspicuous C, retyped it and handed the work in.

In due course he received it back with the professor's comments: "I wrote this paper myself twenty years ago. I always thought it should have had an A, and now I am glad to give it one!"

From: HA/KS
27-Feb-19

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: keepemsharp
27-Feb-19
Am going to miss the Feb follies because of what the carpenter put on to start it. Guess it had to go.

From: spike78
27-Feb-19
Don’t worry I will take care of it lol.

From: Annony Mouse
27-Feb-19

Annony Mouse's Link
Take a tour of the Obama Presidential Museum...

From: HA/KS
27-Feb-19

HA/KS's embedded Photo
HA/KS's embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
27-Feb-19
^^^^Funny^^^^

From: Annony Mouse
27-Feb-19

28-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

28-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: Annony Mouse
28-Feb-19
Paul Zeidan of Briarcliff Manor High School actually purchased a firearm!

28-Feb-19
Well, we are interested to see what you got Spike78. Hopefully no Bea Arthur nudes.

28-Feb-19
How about a few “Parent of the Year” awards...

28-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

28-Feb-19

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Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

28-Feb-19

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Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

28-Feb-19

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Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

28-Feb-19

Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo
Mike the Carpenter's embedded Photo

From: HA/KS
28-Feb-19

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