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How much Anal-cleft is acceptable 2 U?
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Contributors to this thread:
Pat Lefemine 07-Feb-19
elkmtngear 07-Feb-19
slade 07-Feb-19
Brotsky 07-Feb-19
K Cummings 07-Feb-19
Huntcell 07-Feb-19
BIG BEAR 07-Feb-19
tonyo6302 07-Feb-19
HDE 07-Feb-19
Owl 07-Feb-19
Jim Moore 07-Feb-19
BIG BEAR 07-Feb-19
BowSniper 07-Feb-19
gflight 07-Feb-19
Fivers 07-Feb-19
TD 07-Feb-19
BowSniper 07-Feb-19
From: Pat Lefemine
07-Feb-19

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Washington state sure likes to regulate everything... looks like a great retirement job for the guy who gets to measure the butt crack to make sure it doesn’t exceed the 50% mark for compliance.

File this under “you can’t make this stuff up”

From: elkmtngear
07-Feb-19
This is going to severely impact the Plumbing Industry...

From: slade
07-Feb-19
This is needed to protect them from criminal illegals and Musloids.........

From: Brotsky
07-Feb-19
A guy could meet his quota with one stroll through the local Wal-Mart.

From: K Cummings
07-Feb-19

K Cummings's embedded Photo
K Cummings's embedded Photo
"According to the ordinance, employees who work at fast food restaurants, food trucks and coffee stands are required to wear at least a tank top and shorts while at work."

I see some cracks in the proposed legislation.

KPC

From: Huntcell
07-Feb-19
“The message they are sending is this is not your mother’s coffee stand,” she said.

Anal -cleft inspectors job requirements : 1 see thru flexible ruler, camera and steady hand for photo documentation , a love of coffee. Knee pads optional.

From: BIG BEAR
07-Feb-19
If you don’t like the view inside Hooters or Twin Peaks, Or other similar establishments..... Then don’t go there..... Simple.

If clothing attire is legal to walk down the street wearing it,,, Then there should be no problems wearing the same attire in any business.... If that’s what they choose........

If it goes to a level that the attire (lack of)..... would only be fit for a strip club.... that’s a different matter. (Nudity).

From: tonyo6302
07-Feb-19
BIG BEAR, did you ever in your wildest dreams imagine that your fellow LEO's would someday be keeping the public safe from Anal Cleft ?

From: HDE
07-Feb-19
Has nothing to do with the legality of it being worn in public walking down the street. Has everything to do with hygiene and food establishments.

I choose not to go into detail on the hygiene part, butt it isn't difficult to figure out why...

From: Owl
07-Feb-19
"Anal cleft?" That's not even accurate and a lot nastier than it needs to be.

How does LE enforce the code without committing sexual assault? Both sad and stupid.

From: Jim Moore
07-Feb-19
After checking out the article and subsequent research on these Hillbillie Hotties, I've decided that I would take on the odious task of measuring any anal cleft or other cleavages as necessary at these coffee shops. Taking one for the team as it were. Someone has to step up.

From: BIG BEAR
07-Feb-19
From the article ,,, The issue seems to be booby cleft on the ladies..... and not butt crack.... either way.... this Police Officer ain’t measuring anything.

From: BowSniper
07-Feb-19
If they put boobie cleft on display it's apparently their choice as a marketing profit center.... but if you dare comment, stare, measure, or accidentally glance in that direction YOU are somehow a misogynist future rapist oppressing their gentle feminine virtue of expression. Be warned....

From: gflight
07-Feb-19
Misogynistic saying womens clothing draws any negative attention. Are they not violating their own policy?

From: Fivers
07-Feb-19
Looks like I should find a Hillbillie Hotties before any new laws are enforced!!

I was a little sad when our "close to local"(50 miles away) Tilted Kilt left the area....their food and drinks were both delicious!

From: TD
07-Feb-19

TD's embedded Photo
TD's embedded Photo

From: BowSniper
07-Feb-19
Lesson #1 - avoid hairy cleavage !

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