Goofiest Auction Item Ever
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WHUT??????
The Arizona Desert Bighorn Sheep Society is holding their annual fundraiser this evening.
In the Live Auction, they have a "His Package" and a "Her Package."
Now get this:
The "His Package" is a vasectomy!
NO, I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!!! HONEST!
Hopefully the “hers package” isn’t an addadicktomy!
I got the V a year ago, my boys just aren’t the same
The auction is available online as well as at the banquet.
So far, no one has bid online and I'd be shocked if anyone bids at the auction. Imagine bidding on that when everyone will see who the bidder is.
Your right. That is the goofiest auction item ever. lol.
Who would want to give a vasectomy to a sheep anyway? ;)
Salagi,
Have you ever seen the 'nads on a wild sheep?
They're the size of softballs. Really!
Big swivel, must be a bad surgeon. I had mine done last May. They knocked me out and sent me home with good drugs. The only time it hurt was when trying to run on day 2. ;) Things were different for awhile but I haven’t been able to tell a difference in months.
Got the V 35 years ago. Minimal pain, followed doc directions on recovery, and had no problems. Money well spent. I know some some macho guys that lifted weights, or shot their 70 pound plus bows next day or two after the clip, huge mistake.
Try not to laugh.
This is from the auction program.
What in 'ell were they thinking?
Let's put place a bid for Briar Cliff's pride and joy.
Been there done that. Not even a copay for my insurance, 100% covered....
Quite common NvA... we’ve done the same thing at the Alaskan Bowhunters banquet for years.
In my opinion, the goofiest auction item I’ve seen to date is the AK WILD sheep foundations premier auction/raffle item this year which is a high fence desert sheep hunt within a 1000 acre enclosure.
It’s amzing the amount of pen trash that gets put up for auction
Pig Doc.
My thinking as well.
Most likely the donor is a good supporter of the ADBSS and they didn't want to 'dis' him after he made the offer.
Almost everything has value to someone. If you could pick up a vasectomy for $200 and the money goes to conservation, that's a great deal.
Had mine done 12 yrs ago. One of the best things I ever did.
Ain't no one other than my wife can touch my man-sack without getting double-tapped!
Nva - I raised sheep for many years and "took out their tonsils" on countless ones. Unlike the traditional sheepherder, I used a knife. ;)
Always figured that wild sheep would be as well supplied.
Just bought a great hunt for a monster Muley on the ADBSS auction.
Lots of the really good items are going for amazing prices!
Winning bid was Mrs. Paul Zeidan of Norwalk, CT.
"Winning bid was Mrs. Paul Zeidan of Norwalk, CT."
But...that's only one vas. What's she going to do for the other 38??? Maybe they'll give her group rate. And at least 2 of the many fake personas are FEMALE, so there needs to be some tube tying done too.
