July Jocularity

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Contributors to this thread:

Woods Walker 01-Jul-22

'Ike' (Phone) 01-Jul-22

Matt 02-Jul-22

Rut Nut 02-Jul-22

Old Bow 02-Jul-22

DanaC 02-Jul-22

t-roy 02-Jul-22

Woods Walker 02-Jul-22

DanaC 03-Jul-22

JL 03-Jul-22

RonP 03-Jul-22

Woods Walker 03-Jul-22

Mike B 03-Jul-22

Woods Walker 03-Jul-22

Woods Walker 04-Jul-22

smarba 05-Jul-22

LUNG$HOT 05-Jul-22

Coyote 65 05-Jul-22

deerhunter72 06-Jul-22

DanaC 06-Jul-22

Rgiesey 08-Jul-22

DanaC 09-Jul-22

Basil 09-Jul-22

JL 12-Jul-22

Zbone 12-Jul-22

DanaC 14-Jul-22

samman 15-Jul-22

keepemsharp 15-Jul-22

JL 15-Jul-22

DanaC 15-Jul-22

JL 15-Jul-22

WV Mountaineer 15-Jul-22

DanaC 16-Jul-22

DanaC 19-Jul-22

Coyote 65 19-Jul-22

Woods Walker 19-Jul-22

scentman 19-Jul-22

DanaC 23-Jul-22

Bou'bound 23-Jul-22

DanaC 24-Jul-22

Corax_latrans 24-Jul-22

JL 24-Jul-22

DanaC 25-Jul-22

drycreek 25-Jul-22

drycreek 26-Jul-22

DanaC 26-Jul-22

elkmtngear 27-Jul-22

BC 28-Jul-22

DanaC 29-Jul-22

DanaC 30-Jul-22

DanaC 31-Jul-22

Woods Walker 31-Jul-22

DL 31-Jul-22

spike78 01-Aug-22

DanaC 01-Aug-22

petedrummond 05-Aug-22

From: Woods Walker

01-Jul-22

A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't sell you cyanide to kill your husband. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “Well, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

From: 'Ike' (Phone)

01-Jul-22

Lol...

From: Matt

02-Jul-22

After your July alliteration, I am looking forward to your August assonance.

From: Rut Nut

02-Jul-22

LMBO! : )

From: Old Bow

02-Jul-22

Good one !

From: DanaC

02-Jul-22

Some of you kids might not get this ;-)

From: t-roy

02-Jul-22

Yes, Grasshopper….

From: t-roy

02-Jul-22

For the younger generation, DanaC….

From: Woods Walker

02-Jul-22

From: DanaC

03-Jul-22

From: JL

03-Jul-22

^...that's funny. I think we had a man-bun thread here a few years ago.

From: JL

03-Jul-22

From: RonP

03-Jul-22

LOL. That's funny, especially the part Sold by Mathews Archery.

From: Woods Walker

03-Jul-22

From: Mike B

03-Jul-22

From: Woods Walker

03-Jul-22

Woods Walker's Link

Bored? Want to kill some time? Try this archery game! (Make sure you have the sound on!)

From: Woods Walker

04-Jul-22

Frank's Injury:

The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife.

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Suzie stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband, Frank, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Frank must have experienced.

"Frank was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain."

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Frank's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place with metal staples."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Frank.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Frank is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Frank." The entire congregation held its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum."

From: smarba

05-Jul-22

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: LUNG$HOT

05-Jul-22

^^^^ Lmao.

From: Coyote 65

05-Jul-22

I can relate to that as I just had a triple bypass.

Terry

From: deerhunter72

06-Jul-22

That is funny!

Hope you heal up quick Terry!

From: deerhunter72

06-Jul-22

From: DanaC

06-Jul-22

From: Rgiesey

08-Jul-22

Saw this in rural Wyoming.

From: DanaC

09-Jul-22

From: Basil

09-Jul-22

From: JL

12-Jul-22

In the spirit of satire and humor, my buddy sent me some stuff from this guy. His name is Buddy Brown and these are his Truck Sessions on Youtube. He is very witty and pretty funny with his look on current events. The first one is a joke, the others are his songs.