March Funnies
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From: DanaC
01-Mar-23
New month, new funnies. OK, so this is actually an old one, still makes me laugh.
From: petedrummond
01-Mar-23
From: BULELK1
01-Mar-23
We all know someone like this guy
From: DanaC
01-Mar-23
From: Woods Walker
01-Mar-23
From: DanaC
01-Mar-23
From: BowenAero
01-Mar-23
From: drycreek
01-Mar-23
From: petedrummond
01-Mar-23
From: TonyBear
01-Mar-23
The brown bear doing the razzle-dazzle during the boxing is classic...
From: JTreeman
01-Mar-23
—jim
From: TGbow
01-Mar-23
Lol
From: TGbow
01-Mar-23
From: drycreek
01-Mar-23
From: Bake
01-Mar-23
Jim made that meme just for me! So proud
From: beemann
01-Mar-23
From: DanaC
02-Mar-23
From: drycreek
02-Mar-23
From: fuzzy
02-Mar-23
A dog limps into a saloon. He orders a shot, slam it back, turns to the room and announces "I'm looking for the low down scoundrel who shot my Paw!"
From: DanaC
03-Mar-23
From: DanaC
04-Mar-23
From: Woods Walker
04-Mar-23
LOL! Let me guess...they programed that sign from a smartphone!
From: Boreal
04-Mar-23
MILFs actually ARE measured using the metric system. The metric system measures in values from 0 to 10. MILFS are measured in the same way.
From: fuzzy
04-Mar-23
I live in Virginia. There are a lot more than that here.
From: DanaC
04-Mar-23
Fuzzy, lmao!
From: Woods Walker
04-Mar-23
A "10" MILF? 3 of them? 40 years ago...maybe.... ;-)
From: fuzzy
04-Mar-23
Also just speaking for myself, 4 minutes is an overly optimistic estimate.
From: fuzzy
04-Mar-23
A Virginia good Ole boy gets checked by the game warden. The Warden asks "got any ID?" The Ole boys says "bout what?"
From: fuzzy
04-Mar-23
A fella checks into a low end motel in Little Rock AR. He calls the front desk and says "I've got a leak in my sink". Front desk attendant says "ok go ahead".
From: DanaC
04-Mar-23
From: fuzzy
05-Mar-23
^lol
From: Meat Grinder
05-Mar-23
From: Zbone
05-Mar-23
Pick a spot, any spot...8^)))
From: DanaC
06-Mar-23
Z, fallow deer and peccary targets are my faves on a 3D course ;-)
From: petedrummond
06-Mar-23
From: DanaC
06-Mar-23
From: DanaC
06-Mar-23
From: PECO2
06-Mar-23
It is sad that most people only know Paula Cole from "that Cowboy song." I've got a few of her CDs and have seen her a few times in concerts back in the late 90's. She has an amazing voice and is a very talented singer.
From: DanaC
07-Mar-23
From: Sunset
07-Mar-23
From: Sunset
07-Mar-23
From: Corax_latrans
07-Mar-23
“fallow deer and peccary targets are my faves on a 3D course”
I KNEW there was something Off about that boy…..
From: dnovo
07-Mar-23
I stopped by the GMC Dealership yesterday in National City, California, for a look at the new 2020 Silverado. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old. The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest. She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer. Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. "I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!" I had to walk back to the dealership, but it was worth it!
From: DanaC
08-Mar-23
re Corax - "" “fallow deer and peccary targets are my faves on a 3D course”
I KNEW there was something Off about that boy….. ""
I shot 'instinctive' as in 'pick a spot.' I love it when there are actual spots ;-)
From: DanaC
08-Mar-23
From: 4nolz@work
08-Mar-23
From: Jeff Holchin
08-Mar-23
From: t-roy
08-Mar-23
As long as it’s not flashing, she should be good to go…….
From: tobywon
08-Mar-23
The gas cap just might need to be tightened :)
From: fuzzy
08-Mar-23
From: fuzzy
08-Mar-23
Gonna need to get the DeLorean up to 85mph to pick up this package
From: DanaC
09-Mar-23
I've got a package on order that got shipped from Indiana to Texas, which is the, umm, looooong way to Massachusetts. Guys, northeast, not southwest.
From: 4nolz@work
09-Mar-23
From: WhattheFOC
09-Mar-23
I think this bear is bipolar
From: smarba
09-Mar-23
I'm still wrapping my head around the MASSIVE elk shed in the yard behind Fuzzy's signs...
From: t-roy
09-Mar-23
My thoughts exactly, Smarba!
From: OTC_Bowhunter
09-Mar-23
Looks like that elk shed has a 2nd main beam.
From: Supernaut
09-Mar-23
From: smarba
09-Mar-23
Supernaut: that guy does too. It's just that his definition of "woolly mammoth" is a fat trans dude...
From: JohnMC
09-Mar-23
From: bamboo
10-Mar-23
From: arlone
10-Mar-23
Hope it starts on the first pull!
From: smarba
10-Mar-23
Trying to become transgender to get a women's preference hunting license LOL
From: AZ8
10-Mar-23
From: fuzzy
10-Mar-23
She ain't wrong
From: WhattheFOC
10-Mar-23
JohnMC … the banner must’ve been put up by a trans woman - it’s well hung.
From: JohnMC
11-Mar-23
From: cnelk
11-Mar-23
From: Corax_latrans
11-Mar-23
Reminds me of a statistic I saw some years ago which was that the average Millennial male did not own An Hammer.
From: fuzzy
11-Mar-23
Corax Latrans yes, or how to use the "hammer" they were born with. Lol
From: Woods Walker
11-Mar-23
Or they "IDENTIFY" as having!!!
From: RK
11-Mar-23
From: 4nolz@work
11-Mar-23
Lol serious replies on a humor thread
From: fuzzy
11-Mar-23
John McC I'm left of the rabbit on a good day
From: DanaC
11-Mar-23
Cats and dogs are 'convenient' in a crisis. Ditto the neighbor's horse. (The neighbor is a stringy ol' bastard, suitable for braising only.)
From: BUCKeye
12-Mar-23
From: DanaC
13-Mar-23
From: petedrummond
13-Mar-23
From: BTM
13-Mar-23
From: DanaC
13-Mar-23
From: DanaC
14-Mar-23
From: Poppy
14-Mar-23
From: Bowboy
14-Mar-23
From: ahawkeye
14-Mar-23
Bowboy, that one wins the day!
From: Don T. Lewis
14-Mar-23
From: BUCKeye
14-Mar-23
Probably should have put this on the Friction Fire thread
From: nowheels
14-Mar-23
From: PECO2
15-Mar-23
From: Will
15-Mar-23
For my fellow nerds.
From: 4nolz@work
15-Mar-23
From: greenmountain
15-Mar-23
Careful Mike. That is a little too much like the truth.
From: Woods Walker
15-Mar-23
Would that be called a "SNART"? ;-)
From: drycreek
15-Mar-23
From: drycreek
15-Mar-23
From: DanaC
15-Mar-23
From: DanaC
16-Mar-23
From: petedrummond
16-Mar-23
From: Will
16-Mar-23
Well played scoot!
From: 4nolz@work
16-Mar-23
From: BC
17-Mar-23
Happy St Pat’s Day
From: DanaC
17-Mar-23
Thanks, BC!
From: DanaC
17-Mar-23
From: greenmountain
17-Mar-23
Dana, Correction ..... Was.
From: Woods Walker
17-Mar-23
From: Will
18-Mar-23
From: petedrummond
19-Mar-23
From: RJ Hunt
19-Mar-23
From: RJ Hunt
19-Mar-23
Another favorite
From: Woods Walker
19-Mar-23
Her real job.........
From: DanaC
20-Mar-23
From: drycreek
20-Mar-23
From: drycreek
20-Mar-23
From: Mike B
20-Mar-23
From: beemann
20-Mar-23
From: Mike B
20-Mar-23
From: beemann
20-Mar-23
From: Mike B
20-Mar-23
From: JohnMC
20-Mar-23
I think Mike B is a boob man :)
From: Lawdog
21-Mar-23
Just noticed this warning on a can of gun powder:
Hodgdon Leverevolution
WARNING: This product can expose you to Lead, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to – www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
From: DanaC
21-Mar-23
Heck, half the things in the Cabelas' catalog have that California lead warning now. Personally I only worry about 'high velocity' lead...
From: JohnMC
22-Mar-23
From: Zbone
22-Mar-23
Doesn't have to be high velocity lead for the California warning, can be slow lead fishing sinkers I bought today with the warning on the back of all the packets...
From: Woods Walker
23-Mar-23
But with a dog at least it's REAL crap, and not made up crap!
From: Will
23-Mar-23
From: drycreek
23-Mar-23
From: drycreek
23-Mar-23
From: Scrappy
23-Mar-23
From: drycreek
23-Mar-23
From: drycreek
23-Mar-23
And for all our Canadian friends, the man you love to hate……
From: DanaC
25-Mar-23
From: Woods Walker
25-Mar-23
From: Sunset
25-Mar-23
From: WhattheFOC
25-Mar-23
Drycreek - your guy is visiting our guy this week. It’s like the movie dumb and dumber, but not funny.
From: Zbone
26-Mar-23
"Sniff and Snort", I about spit my drink...8^)))
From: petedrummond
26-Mar-23
From: DanaC
27-Mar-23
Hope this works - the restaurant scene from 'Hell Or High Water'.
"What don't you want?"
From: nowheels
27-Mar-23
That’s my favorite scene from that movie. Lots of great one-liners in it!
From: Zbone
27-Mar-23
Luved 'Hell Or High Water'.... I think the "What don't you want?" waitress, is the same lady at the motel desk in "No Country for Old Men"....
From: Katahdin
27-Mar-23
From: LUNG$HOT
27-Mar-23
Lmao!! Snort and Sniff
From: drycreek
27-Mar-23
From: Mike B
27-Mar-23
From: beemann
27-Mar-23
Not a fan of Leonardo but this is good. haha
From: samman
28-Mar-23
From: DanaC
28-Mar-23
From: DanaC
28-Mar-23
From: DanaC
29-Mar-23
From: Jeff Holchin
29-Mar-23
Running out of time but here’s one…
Running out of time but here’s one…
From: Jeff Holchin
29-Mar-23
Ok, one more
From: Mike B
29-Mar-23
From: scentman
29-Mar-23
Mike, duct tape is good for the kling ons lol!
From: Brian M.
29-Mar-23
Or a redneck wax job.
From: samman
30-Mar-23
This was posted on our local Nextdoor with the caption "You had one job...."
From: samman
30-Mar-23
From: Altitude Sickness
30-Mar-23
From: Altitude Sickness
30-Mar-23
From: TonyBear
30-Mar-23
Once upon a time asking a simple question on a form was funny..
Sex: M, F, (Check one)
Ok I checked sex...please. When I was in my 20s.
From: dnovo
30-Mar-23
Some punctuation would go a long way.
From: BOHNTR
30-Mar-23
From: Fuzzy
31-Mar-23
From: Stoneman
31-Mar-23
From: Basil
31-Mar-23
From: cord62
31-Mar-23
What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike!
From: wyobullshooter
31-Mar-23
What did some moron from Ohio get for Christmas? Apparently ignorance and stupidity.
From: Corax_latrans
31-Mar-23
Yeah, time to “cut the cord”, I’d say.
Nothing like a little blatant racism to help our collective image.
From: TGbow
31-Mar-23
That's a good one Stoneman..lol
From: Stoneman
31-Mar-23
Ok one more for March…
From: Woods Walker
31-Mar-23
LMAO! Stoneman for the win!!!
From: 4nolz@work
31-Mar-23
From: Bigdog 21
01-Apr-23
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From: woodguy65
02-Apr-23
