April Funnies
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WY elk draw results are up!
Was my post removed or did I not hit submit..?
Shug, consider yourself lucky-- my entire account was dumped and all my old story posts deleted.
Scoot that’s my point If it was removed I don’t wanna get booted If it was user failure I’ll try to post it
If any of my kids teachers said that to my kids I’d laugh in their faces. That was and is my career choice and guarantee I have more fun and make a whole lot more annnnd don’t have to deal with a bunch of self entitled kids and parents lol
Buscemi Family Portrait
Buscemi Family Portrait
Cigarrette is a nice touch Angela.
Now they’ve gone too far!
Got behind a septic tank truck a couple days ago
Funny, I was told I’d be dead by now and it was going to be a winter of death for me.
Soccer mom has gotta have at least 10 boosters by now
This one never gets old for me
BULELK1, that mouse is pretty camo'd on that donut so hard to see in the first place. I didn't notice it because I was looking at the breast of them.
Is that the “mouse in the headlights” look ?
In my own defense, I was distracted
You killed my father prepare to die
Rut-N-Strut's Link
BullElk1 … score that rack! Definitely makes book!
That is funny Rut-N-Strut, 36 inches will wreck just about anything...8^)))
Earthquake in New York City, just how in the hell did Trump pull that off?? ...Mike
Probably that Taco Bell late last night…
The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage at the Yankee Stadium in front of a giant crowd. The Pope leans towards Hilary and says, "Do you know with one wave of my hand I can make this entire crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Hillary said, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!" So, the Pope backhanded her off the stage. The crowd roared and cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land
Staying with the sign theme....
Saw this on a Facebook page. Couldn’t resist. Omg lol
Found my bricklayer at the Wal-mart parking lot for $100…he did good!
The M2 (Ma Deuce) Browning Machine Gun has been in continual use, largely unchanged, for 107 years.
Name one thing that can compare to that. John Moses Browning was an absolute genius.
Looks like one massive amount of baloney to me…..
Beendare's Link
Probably the funniest thing I've seen in awhile, the cold open in the latest SNL episode, abducted by aliens with Ryan Gosling, YouTube link
"Can we just stop using the term, Trollnose", 'Well you must not hang out at the same bowling alleys as we do"
Dang, Ol' Boy is right in there.
"Dang, Ol' Boy is right in there"
No sh!t...8^)
That's just not right Robb...8^)))
Ouch, that one hurts, Ron (BUCKeye), I just sent the IRS enough $ to pay for several good hunts!
If y’all didn’t hear Biden’s latest lie……
There is no way this is his latest lie. He spoke today It just wasn't made public.
Jeff could have put a down payment on this boat
Nothing to see here……move along ! ;-))
The other half can be found on Bowsite!
Hmmm, I'm still trying to figure out the doorbell...
Basil and now the waiting game begins.
Beendare's Link
This is funny, youtube link- except is was sent to me by a software engineer buddy that works government consulting projects. He says this is on every project he works on.
Thanks sticksender, I'm a little slow today...8^)
Beendare's Link
Old SNL on Youtube, 1;53
Who knew it would be so accurate?
Zbone's Link
Headed on down to WalMart for a little shopping and stuff…
Wonder how much to buy in?...8^)))
Is it Oktoberfest yet?
enjoy,
Robb
BULELK1 - More than a mouthful is a waste...8^)))
No Zbone incorrect. Definitely not a waste, but there is a higher risk of a sprained tongue.
I have examined the Oktoberfest girls with the experience of 77 years and I see no waste. Just sayin’ !
Scrappy's Link
Weird Science, hell yeah!!
loprofile's Link
“Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he will drink beer in a boat all summer”
Beendare's Link
This could be one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile.
The Fox show "Off the wall" did a deep dive into Joe Bidens Resume....and it's hilarious. They go way back when Joe claimed to be top of his class in Law school....that he had a full scholarship....that he was arrested with a black Family during the civil rights movement- (right off their porch), that he used to drive a 18 wheeler- it goes on and on with Joe on Video making these wild claims.....and its hilarious.
YouTube link
Biden is such an embarrassment for this country. I can’t believe any at least semi intelligent person would not understand that.
I can’t believe that any semi-intelligent person would not understand that the alternative is no better.
This is the April Funnies not the political bullshit thread. Move along.
Jim Moore's Link
Babylon Bee....General Florg
Rob, was that pic taken at bang-o-clock?
Enjoy,
Robb
(Ba-Ba Booyee chuckster)
Zbone prolly won’t get this, but I’ll try anyway….
Oh, I get that one...8^)))
It is just my luck..... I show up a day late.:)
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