Mathews Inc.
Anti Bear Attack Pack
Elk
Contributors to this thread:
Jaquomo 22-Apr-19
Jaquomo 22-Apr-19
Jaquomo 22-Apr-19
ohiohunter 22-Apr-19
Brotsky 22-Apr-19
lv2bohunt 22-Apr-19
TD 22-Apr-19
Jaquomo 22-Apr-19
IdyllwildArcher 22-Apr-19
axle2axle 23-Apr-19
Rut Nut 23-Apr-19
Vonfoust 23-Apr-19
kentuckbowhnter 23-Apr-19
Beendare 23-Apr-19
elkmtngear 23-Apr-19
Mule Power 24-Apr-19
Jaquomo 24-Apr-19
Whocares 24-Apr-19
ohiohunter 24-Apr-19
Rut Nut 24-Apr-19
Mule Power 24-Apr-19
ohiohunter 24-Apr-19
Jaquomo 24-Apr-19
Rut Nut 24-Apr-19
squid 24-Apr-19
squid 24-Apr-19
Jaquomo 24-Apr-19
Kicker Point 25-Apr-19
Vonfoust 25-Apr-19
From: Jaquomo
22-Apr-19
Not sure how this would work since the spray would come out way above the bear, but I bet they will sell a few to scaredy cat hikers!

From: Jaquomo
22-Apr-19

Jaquomo's Link
Forgot the link..

From: Jaquomo
22-Apr-19

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From: ohiohunter
22-Apr-19
Old lady says I need one of those but with febreeze.

From: Brotsky
22-Apr-19
A guy could go to Taco Bell and the spray would be a foot or so lower Lou, that should do the trick for around $1.99.

From: lv2bohunt
22-Apr-19
one thing is for certain , when that guy is panicked and begins to flail in all directions anyone near him will be visciously attacked while immersed in a bear spray fog as the guy with backpack runs for safety

From: TD
22-Apr-19
Certainly want to be faster than your partner! LOL!

"I don't know what happened to him.... he was right behind me....."

From: Jaquomo
22-Apr-19
This thing is its own punchline!

It might work the next time a moose is chasing me though..

22-Apr-19
Good one James

From: axle2axle
23-Apr-19
I can just see the liability claims that would arise, like..."it went off in the cab of my truck while I was driving on a rough road," etc. Ha! Kevin

From: Rut Nut
23-Apr-19
Just like the Phillies...........................................looks good on PAPER! ;-)

From: Vonfoust
23-Apr-19
Guaranteed my cousin will have that, I'll be behind him in the dark, which he will forget. He'll hear a noise behind him which he will be sure is a bear attacking....

23-Apr-19
Looks kind of hard to aim.

From: Beendare
23-Apr-19
Cue the music, "Meet George Jetson......"

From: elkmtngear
23-Apr-19
I'd be spraying just like that, but a little lower down, and a slightly different color!

From: Mule Power
24-Apr-19
764 reviews are they serious! Camouflaged so bears can’t see it... are they serious! Where do you find this stuff Lou????

From: Jaquomo
24-Apr-19
I was buying a Garmin Inreach online and this popped up on the website as something I might be interested in.....

From: Whocares
24-Apr-19
You're tall, Lou, so tell us how it fits when you get it.

From: ohiohunter
24-Apr-19
It'd be WAY better if it propelled you up the mountain...

From: Rut Nut
24-Apr-19
Just curious......................how many bear attacks happen from the rear???(being totally serious!)

From: Mule Power
24-Apr-19
Rut Nut you should invent knee pads with rattlesnake repellent!

From: ohiohunter
24-Apr-19
Well, if you find yourself in a bar full of bears all attacks will come from the rear.

In the wild.. I don't know.

From: Jaquomo
24-Apr-19
Should also emit a LOUD little girl scream when the sprayer is activated.

From: Rut Nut
24-Apr-19
LOL Mule! Would have to somehow be automatically deployed for unlucky SOB’s like me! ;-)

From: squid
24-Apr-19

squid's Link
Add the Lion in Wait collar and you'd be well protected...LOL

From: squid
24-Apr-19

squid's embedded Photo
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From: Jaquomo
24-Apr-19
That's awesome, squid! They have Goretex for breathability and titanium spikes to reduce weight. If only they had a Sitka camo pattern we'd be all set.

From: Kicker Point
25-Apr-19
LOL!

From: Vonfoust
25-Apr-19
At the push of a button, a parent can send 10,000 volts of electricity through the spiked collar directly into the jaws of an attacking lion. A separate radio channel directs a lower voltage into the neck of the child, for training applications. “It may sound extreme,” Kontie cautions. “But it’s better than becoming cougar poop—or an obnoxious teenager, for that matter.”

I've been trying for years to get the dogs ecollar on the wife. She's so scared of bears, and I'm sure cats, that this just might do the trick!

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