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This might be my only way
This might be the only way for me to afford a sheep hunt hahaha
Heck, I’d give my left nut, literally.
I think I could live with only one. But I think my left nut is worth more than $35,000 :)
Gonna cost you both for a Stone.
Now would you borrow against and do the hunt or sell them first and run the risk of no nut(s) and no ram?
I'd donate a Hessticle. How much for one of those? I could probably shoot a Texas Dall. :)
Is it a flat 35k or is that only for a average sized nut?
Not used $50,000
Average used 35,000
You know after taxes that's only like $24k. . . . You know the government will want their cut :)
I'd offer but they'd never get them out of my wife's purse.
you'll have to get them out of your wife's purse first.
I knew having three would pay off someday.
How much for a set of elk nuts?
Does it need to work to collect payment?
Do it Hessticles as you have 2 testicles(most likely). =Desert sheep or Stones.
Was this in a pop up add?
The guy in Colorado that killed the mountain lion by suffocation has to have balls worth north of $35k.
A guy on the football team in HS always claimed to have one that was alot bigger than the other. We always called him "Wrecking Ball". His might go for 50k.
How much for one that's made out of steel?
My left one was 3.2 inches long, over six inches in circumstance, and always sagged way lower then my right one. It used to be quite the talking point. Until I found out it was a cancerous tumor. So, I gladly give that one up. Dang near kilt me too.
Since I’ve already gave my left nut, do I get a free sheep hunt? :^)
This whole thread is nuts!
What nuts ive been married 38 years next week
If you go through with this, will you have to change your Bowsite handle to “Hessticle”, to be grammatically AND anatomically correct?
Do you have to give up the right nut or the left? Asking for a friend.
Put me down for 2 if you get that kind of money haha
lol, leaving this one alone...
Yes trublucolo, "leaving this one alone" is the end result :^) Just have to decide which one.
Sorry but 35k seems like a real low ball offer.
….then I wonder what the high ball would go for?
I was thinking the same thing Ermine! I’ve been married for 27 years and don’t plan on having any more kids.............. ;-)
I'm with you WV Mountaineer. Cancer took my lefty in 2014. That makes righty priceless.
I think I’ll keep mine, both of them.
Once a guy is done having kids that's a pretty sweet deal. that's like $100,000 Canadian lol
LB, after the government takes an arm and a leg I don't think they care about the ball!
I don’t either.................as long as they let me keep the “bat!” : )
We have spares for a reason, I guess, and our cancer survivors here know all too well what it is...
I guess one would be just fine for producing all the testosterone you’d need, and I’m sure there are plenty of Dads out there who’ve had no more trouble the anyone else when it comes to having kids.
I guess I’m just grateful that I don’t feel any particular need to look into this deal.....
Aw Nuts!!! I clicked on the wrong thread!
Nuticles...just google it!
Rut, I think you need at least one ball to be able to use the bat!!!
Why do people think the left nut has more value that the right nut ?
Maybe they’re just not willing to give up their right one, Buffalo. Maybe it’s a counter balance thing, while shooting their bows, kinda like a side bar stabilizer. Being a lefty, I’d be more willing to give up my right one.
A stone for a stone. Seems reasonable.
I hope you are a Republican as Democrats don't have nuts...at least according to Ted Cruz. : )
Hahaha I'm glad I could add some humor to forum!
That offer might interest Bruce Jenner.
Does anyone know "a guy" who can help me out... Ed F