This might be my only way
Contributors to this thread:Wild Sheep
From: Hessticles
09-Sep-20
This might be the only way for me to afford a sheep hunt hahaha
From: jstephens61
09-Sep-20
Heck, I’d give my left nut, literally.
From: Bake
09-Sep-20
I think I could live with only one. But I think my left nut is worth more than $35,000 :)
From: Ambush
09-Sep-20
Gonna cost you both for a Stone.
Now would you borrow against and do the hunt or sell them first and run the risk of no nut(s) and no ram?
From: Brotsky
09-Sep-20
I'd donate a Hessticle. How much for one of those? I could probably shoot a Texas Dall. :)
From: JohnMC
09-Sep-20
Is it a flat 35k or is that only for a average sized nut?
From: Huntcell
09-Sep-20
Not used $50,000
Average used 35,000
Overused $5
From: Bake
09-Sep-20
You know after taxes that's only like $24k. . . . You know the government will want their cut :)
From: Brotsky
09-Sep-20
I'd offer but they'd never get them out of my wife's purse.
From: Hancock West
09-Sep-20
you'll have to get them out of your wife's purse first.
From: Glunt@work
09-Sep-20
I knew having three would pay off someday.
From: Treeline
09-Sep-20
How much for a set of elk nuts?
From: longspeak74
09-Sep-20
Does it need to work to collect payment?
From: Hessticles
09-Sep-20
Haha Glunt
From: loesshillsarcher
09-Sep-20
Do it Hessticles as you have 2 testicles(most likely). =Desert sheep or Stones.
From: loesshillsarcher
09-Sep-20
Was this in a pop up add?
From: JayZ
09-Sep-20
The guy in Colorado that killed the mountain lion by suffocation has to have balls worth north of $35k.
From: Hancock West
09-Sep-20
A guy on the football team in HS always claimed to have one that was alot bigger than the other. We always called him "Wrecking Ball". His might go for 50k.
From: IdyllwildArcher
09-Sep-20
How much for one that's made out of steel?
From: WV Mountaineer
09-Sep-20
My left one was 3.2 inches long, over six inches in circumstance, and always sagged way lower then my right one. It used to be quite the talking point. Until I found out it was a cancerous tumor. So, I gladly give that one up. Dang near kilt me too.
Since I’ve already gave my left nut, do I get a free sheep hunt? :^)
From: chesapeakeborn
09-Sep-20
What nuts ive been married 38 years next week
From: t-roy
09-Sep-20
If you go through with this, will you have to change your Bowsite handle to “Hessticle”, to be grammatically AND anatomically correct?
From: Chief 419
09-Sep-20
Do you have to give up the right nut or the left? Asking for a friend.
From: Ermine
09-Sep-20
Put me down for 2 if you get that kind of money haha
From: Glunt@work
09-Sep-20
Yes trublucolo, "leaving this one alone" is the end result :^) Just have to decide which one.
From: Norseman
09-Sep-20
Deez Nutz!
From: Hancock West
10-Sep-20
T-roy that was funny.
From: PushCoArcher
10-Sep-20
Sorry but 35k seems like a real low ball offer.
From: tobywon
10-Sep-20
….then I wonder what the high ball would go for?
From: Rut Nut
10-Sep-20
I was thinking the same thing Ermine! I’ve been married for 27 years and don’t plan on having any more kids.............. ;-)
From: Old Reb
10-Sep-20
I'm with you WV Mountaineer. Cancer took my lefty in 2014. That makes righty priceless.
From: Dale06
10-Sep-20
I think I’ll keep mine, both of them.
From: APauls
10-Sep-20
Once a guy is done having kids that's a pretty sweet deal. that's like $100,000 Canadian lol
From: LBshooter
10-Sep-20
Tax free?
From: Brotsky
10-Sep-20
LB, after the government takes an arm and a leg I don't think they care about the ball!
From: Rut Nut
10-Sep-20
I don’t either.................as long as they let me keep the “bat!” : )
From: GF
10-Sep-20
We have spares for a reason, I guess, and our cancer survivors here know all too well what it is...
I guess one would be just fine for producing all the testosterone you’d need, and I’m sure there are plenty of Dads out there who’ve had no more trouble the anyone else when it comes to having kids.
I guess I’m just grateful that I don’t feel any particular need to look into this deal.....
From: greg simon
11-Sep-20
Aw Nuts!!! I clicked on the wrong thread!
From: elkster
11-Sep-20
Good one, PushCoArcher!
From: fishnride
11-Sep-20
Nuticles...just google it!
From: tobywon
11-Sep-20
Rut, I think you need at least one ball to be able to use the bat!!!
From: Buffalo1
12-Sep-20
Why do people think the left nut has more value that the right nut ?
From: t-roy
12-Sep-20
Maybe they’re just not willing to give up their right one, Buffalo. Maybe it’s a counter balance thing, while shooting their bows, kinda like a side bar stabilizer. Being a lefty, I’d be more willing to give up my right one.
From: Mule Power
12-Sep-20
A stone for a stone. Seems reasonable.
From: Kevin Paul
12-Sep-20
I hope you are a Republican as Democrats don't have nuts...at least according to Ted Cruz. : )
From: Hessticles
12-Sep-20
Hahaha I'm glad I could add some humor to forum!
From: Wild Bill
12-Sep-20
That offer might interest Bruce Jenner.
From: BOWUNTR
12-Sep-20
Does anyone know "a guy" who can help me out... Ed F
