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The Snowman ? in 2020 Snowflakes can become very dangerous, especially in winter.
> 8:00 am: I made a snowman.
> 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
> 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
> 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
> 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
> 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
> 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
> 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
> 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
> 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
> 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
> 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
> 8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
> 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
> 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
> 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
> By Noon it had all melted.
> Moral:
> There is no moral to this story.
> It is exactly what we have become.....all caused by Snowflakes.
You got that right Paul! Sad but true.
Too much truth in all that to be funny:)
You my friend are living in the wrong neighborhood ;)
Lot of accuracy in the original post, sadly.
Damnit Paul! You need to get out in the woods and kill something!
Good luck in AZ!
Let us know how you do!
Paul I always like your threads, especially your hunting ones. But this was a good one also and like others have said,yes sad but true. Happy Holidays.
Kurt
Pual@thefort = Wise beyond his years!
If it wasn’t the truth I’d be laughing ! Well done sir.
Sad to say that is where we are! Too bad all those snowflakes couldn't really just melt away that easy!
Quite funny! Not ignorant at all; though apparently it must be 8:40 somewhere I guess... LOL!!! Thanks Paul! TODDY
Too bad all this global warming ain’t melting very many snowflakes.
Dang Paul
Ya getting antsy to head to Az for some deer hunting!! haha
Robb
What day was that Paul? If it was on or before Election Day they may have voted too before melting!!!
Well, you can't please everyone so you got to please yourself. Some people are just miserable unless they have something to bitch about.
Now that was entertaining.
Loved it especially the snow balls!
The best description I have heard yet!!!
That is today's society, will become worse over the next four years.
Timberdoodle, snowflake much lately?????
The liberal socialist voters are against hunting, they should leave our ranks. They are not needed.
Very sad.... because its so true!
If I didn’t laugh I’d cry. So true, especially were I live in MA. It was like reading headlines from the Boston Globe.
Insanity and truism all rolled into one but that is where we are great read Paul as always Happy New Year come on 2021 Lewis
HAHA!! Good Paul! Best of luck in Az.!!
I'm offended....Pat, can we get a fact-checker on this?
Good luck in AZ, Paul!
Great piece!
A true reflection of how ridiculous western society has become.
Sad but true! Happy Holidays Paul!
Like the snow man we will soon be gone.
All true... well except maybe the last line. Hard to let those that fostered these snowflakes off the hook altogether.
Can't argue with any of it. Just a question.... Who raised the snowflake generation?
"Who raised the snowflake generation?" The ultra liberal, offended by everything teachers.
The worst is yet to come.
"The worst is yet to come" ?? Where has your head been hiding ? The "worst" has been here for four years already !!
""Who raised the snowflake generation?" The ultra liberal, offended by everything teachers"
Well, actually the parents raised the snowflakes...
"The ultra liberal, offended by everything teachers."
I hope you are looking in the mirror when you think that. Every home is a classroom. Every home. What are YOU teaching your kids?
So good! My family and I had a huge laugh.??
So good! My family and I had a huge laugh.??
Oh so true. Great post.
Who's to blame? My $.02 goes to the media....social or otherwise.
Excellent Paul! Pretty sad when we can't enjoy a good laugh without offending our oversensitive society. If everyone could just learn to laugh at themselves and get the damn chip of their shoulder our world would be a better place.
Lets tell the snowflakes to grow some snowballs.
