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Contributors to this thread:
paul@thefort 26-Dec-20
JCarrowthem 26-Dec-20
drycreek 26-Dec-20
Beav 26-Dec-20
Scrappy 26-Dec-20
Rickm 26-Dec-20
Rocky D 26-Dec-20
trophyhill 26-Dec-20
Dale06 26-Dec-20
Cowdoc 26-Dec-20
Bowboy 26-Dec-20
HUNT MAN 26-Dec-20
Treeline 26-Dec-20
BigStriper 26-Dec-20
joehunter 26-Dec-20
BC173 26-Dec-20
WV Mountaineer 26-Dec-20
bentshaft 26-Dec-20
oregonbowhunter 26-Dec-20
timberdoodle 26-Dec-20
TODDY 26-Dec-20
t-roy 26-Dec-20
BULELK1 27-Dec-20
Bowfinatic 27-Dec-20
tobywon 27-Dec-20
PECO 27-Dec-20
Percy 27-Dec-20
PushCoArcher 27-Dec-20
spike78 27-Dec-20
Bob Hildenbrand 27-Dec-20
Big John 27-Dec-20
Missouribreaks 27-Dec-20
Scrappy 27-Dec-20
Missouribreaks 27-Dec-20
Turk 27-Dec-20
jingalls 27-Dec-20
BC 27-Dec-20
lewis 27-Dec-20
ki-ke 27-Dec-20
T Mac 27-Dec-20
midwest 27-Dec-20
Ken Taylor 27-Dec-20
The last savage 27-Dec-20
The dream 27-Dec-20
ND String Puller 27-Dec-20
hawkeye in PA 28-Dec-20
3arrows 28-Dec-20
T-rex 28-Dec-20
Franzen 28-Dec-20
Bowbender 28-Dec-20
Shiras42 28-Dec-20
Destroyer350 28-Dec-20
76aggie 28-Dec-20
stagetek 28-Dec-20
KHunter 28-Dec-20
Bowbender 28-Dec-20
12yards 28-Dec-20
Bucbuster 28-Dec-20
Bucbuster 28-Dec-20
BOWNBIRDHNTR 29-Dec-20
Sand man 29-Dec-20
Helgermite 30-Dec-20
elknailer 31-Dec-20
From: paul@thefort
26-Dec-20
The Snowman ? in 2020 Snowflakes can become very dangerous, especially in winter.

> 8:00 am: I made a snowman.

> 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

> 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

> 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

> 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

> 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

> 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

> 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

> 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

> 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

> 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

> 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

> 8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

> 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

> 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

> 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

> By Noon it had all melted.

> Moral:

> There is no moral to this story.

> It is exactly what we have become.....all caused by Snowflakes.

From: JCarrowthem
26-Dec-20
very good Paul!!

From: drycreek
26-Dec-20
Outstanding !!!

From: Beav
26-Dec-20
You got that right Paul! Sad but true.

From: Scrappy
26-Dec-20
Too much truth in all that to be funny:)

From: Rickm
26-Dec-20
Ha!

From: Rocky D
26-Dec-20
Very well done, Sir!

26-Dec-20
You my friend are living in the wrong neighborhood ;)

From: Dale06
26-Dec-20
Lot of accuracy in the original post, sadly.

From: Cowdoc
26-Dec-20
"Snowballs" HAHAHAHAHAHA

From: Bowboy
26-Dec-20
Very true Paul!

From: HUNT MAN
26-Dec-20
So true!!

From: Treeline
26-Dec-20
Damnit Paul! You need to get out in the woods and kill something!

Good luck in AZ!

Let us know how you do!

From: BigStriper
26-Dec-20
Paul I always like your threads, especially your hunting ones. But this was a good one also and like others have said,yes sad but true. Happy Holidays.

Kurt

From: joehunter
26-Dec-20
Pual@thefort = Wise beyond his years!

From: BC173
26-Dec-20
If it wasn’t the truth I’d be laughing ! Well done sir.

26-Dec-20
Pretty much sums it up.

From: bentshaft
26-Dec-20
Yep.

26-Dec-20
Sad to say that is where we are! Too bad all those snowflakes couldn't really just melt away that easy!

From: timberdoodle
26-Dec-20
Ignorant post.

From: TODDY
26-Dec-20
Quite funny! Not ignorant at all; though apparently it must be 8:40 somewhere I guess... LOL!!! Thanks Paul! TODDY

From: t-roy
26-Dec-20
Too bad all this global warming ain’t melting very many snowflakes.

From: BULELK1
27-Dec-20
Dang Paul

Ya getting antsy to head to Az for some deer hunting!! haha

Robb

27-Dec-20
Lol love it!

From: tobywon
27-Dec-20
What day was that Paul? If it was on or before Election Day they may have voted too before melting!!!

From: PECO
27-Dec-20
Well, you can't please everyone so you got to please yourself. Some people are just miserable unless they have something to bitch about.

From: Percy
27-Dec-20
Well done! Percy

From: PushCoArcher
27-Dec-20
Now that was entertaining.

From: spike78
27-Dec-20
Loved it especially the snow balls!

27-Dec-20
Spot on!

From: Big John
27-Dec-20
The best description I have heard yet!!!

27-Dec-20
That is today's society, will become worse over the next four years.

From: Scrappy
27-Dec-20
Timberdoodle, snowflake much lately?????

27-Dec-20
The liberal socialist voters are against hunting, they should leave our ranks. They are not needed.

From: Turk
27-Dec-20
Very sad.... because its so true!

From: jingalls
27-Dec-20
SPOT ON!!!

From: BC
27-Dec-20
If I didn’t laugh I’d cry. So true, especially were I live in MA. It was like reading headlines from the Boston Globe.

From: lewis
27-Dec-20
Insanity and truism all rolled into one but that is where we are great read Paul as always Happy New Year come on 2021 Lewis

From: ki-ke
27-Dec-20
HAHA!! Good Paul! Best of luck in Az.!!

From: T Mac
27-Dec-20
Love it!

From: midwest
27-Dec-20
I'm offended....Pat, can we get a fact-checker on this?

Good luck in AZ, Paul!

From: Ken Taylor
27-Dec-20
Great piece!

A true reflection of how ridiculous western society has become.

27-Dec-20
Fantastic!!

From: The dream
27-Dec-20
Very spot on

27-Dec-20
Sad but true! Happy Holidays Paul!

28-Dec-20
How true!

From: 3arrows
28-Dec-20
Like the snow man we will soon be gone.

From: T-rex
28-Dec-20
#2020

From: Franzen
28-Dec-20
All true... well except maybe the last line. Hard to let those that fostered these snowflakes off the hook altogether.

From: Bowbender
28-Dec-20
Can't argue with any of it. Just a question.... Who raised the snowflake generation?

From: Shiras42
28-Dec-20
Funny, but sadly true.

From: Destroyer350
28-Dec-20
"Who raised the snowflake generation?" The ultra liberal, offended by everything teachers.

From: 76aggie
28-Dec-20
The worst is yet to come.

From: stagetek
28-Dec-20
"The worst is yet to come" ?? Where has your head been hiding ? The "worst" has been here for four years already !!

From: KHunter
28-Dec-20
""Who raised the snowflake generation?" The ultra liberal, offended by everything teachers"

Well, actually the parents raised the snowflakes...

From: Bowbender
28-Dec-20
"The ultra liberal, offended by everything teachers."

I hope you are looking in the mirror when you think that. Every home is a classroom. Every home. What are YOU teaching your kids?

From: 12yards
28-Dec-20
A classic for sure!

From: Bucbuster
28-Dec-20
So good! My family and I had a huge laugh.??

From: Bucbuster
28-Dec-20
So good! My family and I had a huge laugh.??

From: BOWNBIRDHNTR
29-Dec-20
Oh so true. Great post.

Who's to blame? My $.02 goes to the media....social or otherwise.

From: Sand man
29-Dec-20
LOL X2!

From: Helgermite
30-Dec-20
Excellent Paul! Pretty sad when we can't enjoy a good laugh without offending our oversensitive society. If everyone could just learn to laugh at themselves and get the damn chip of their shoulder our world would be a better place.

From: elknailer
31-Dec-20
Lets tell the snowflakes to grow some snowballs.

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