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New Hoyt Hesla!
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Contributors to this thread:
StickFlicker 01-Apr-21
JohnMC 01-Apr-21
midwest 01-Apr-21
Joey Ward 01-Apr-21
Scoot 01-Apr-21
Jethro 01-Apr-21
KY EyeBow 01-Apr-21
Brotsky 01-Apr-21
Live2Hunt 01-Apr-21
greg simon 01-Apr-21
ohiohunter 01-Apr-21
12yards 01-Apr-21
jingalls 01-Apr-21
spike78 01-Apr-21
t-roy 01-Apr-21
4t5 04-Apr-21
ki-ke 04-Apr-21
ELKMAN 05-Apr-21
altitude sick 05-Apr-21
Dino 05-Apr-21
From: StickFlicker
01-Apr-21

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2021 Hoyt Hesla
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2021 Hoyt Hesla
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Introducing the all-new HOYT HESLA! Synergistically combining modernity and tradition all in one bow. FEATURES: - Limb-mounted solar panels to power the bow's battery as well as anything attached to it. Battery placed in the grip of the bow to provide hot-to-the-touch warmth when fully charged during those cold sits. - "4 Motor Melee" attached to the limbs adds additional charging capacity every time you shoot. Motors also provide LET-ON assist to increase the overall shot speed (up to 523 FPS). The "4-Motor Melee" also helps you draw your bow so that your 80 lbs. draw weight feels like 20 lbs. - Integrated in-line "Shelf Charging Station". Compatible with any Lightning port-charged device. (Arrow rest and charging station cannot be used simultaneously). - USB charging port for those not using a real phone -- as well as video game consoles, cameras, monitors, or your buddy's bow. - Fully customizable "Buck Stops Here" button and directional speaker. Record or upload any variety of grunts, bleats, mews, bugles, yells, gobbles, music, whatever! Use the "Buck Stops Here System" to halt a moving deer for a perfect broadside shot, or just use it to blast "Fortunate Son" downrange. - Patent-pending "Bowzone Emitter" mounted at the bottom of the riser for ultimate scent blocking to keep you and the bottom half of your bow undetected during your hunt. - "Deer in the Headlights" spotlight/blacklight to either blind your query or track blood in low light conditions. (Green light upgrade also available for early/late hikes in/out). *Sustainably(ish)-made, non-vegan, non-cruelty-free product. Definitely gluten-free.

From: JohnMC
01-Apr-21
That is funny. GF yourself this is joke so no need for a 6 paragraph rant. ;)

From: midwest
01-Apr-21
lol

Got one on order!

From: Joey Ward
01-Apr-21
Appropriate.

From: Scoot
01-Apr-21
I have two on order-- have to keep both hands warm when hunting!

From: Jethro
01-Apr-21
Some states are already shortening seasons and cutting quotas in anticipation of the huge increase in kill %.

From: KY EyeBow
01-Apr-21
Can you shoot an animal from Mars with that thing????

From: Brotsky
01-Apr-21
So this is how Hoyt made a carbon bow weigh 5 pounds! :)

From: Live2Hunt
01-Apr-21
That's nothing, my recurve already had that stuff, LOL.

From: greg simon
01-Apr-21
I bet you can even get one for a shade under $10K!!!

From: ohiohunter
01-Apr-21
Doesn’t even need arrows because it shoots laaaazers

From: 12yards
01-Apr-21
Would this cost one bitcoin?

From: jingalls
01-Apr-21
Dang! I ordered a new Matthew’s V3 last month! Wonder if I can cancel?

From: spike78
01-Apr-21
A certain known person on this site will now be converting from Bowtech back to Hoyt. No names will be named.

From: t-roy
01-Apr-21
spike...does it start with an E and end with a LKMAN??

From: 4t5
04-Apr-21
That's a good one, April fools never gets dull.

From: ki-ke
04-Apr-21
Good one Stick!

From: ELKMAN
05-Apr-21
I think I'll stick with the Revolt X... I have no need for a bow company that just now "introduced" their revolutionary tri-track shim system binary that everyone else has been running for more than a decade. And a $1,700.00 dollar 30 inch carbon that literally comes out of the box at 5 pounds. LMAO! (Seriously) Very funny post though.

05-Apr-21
As long as it’s 80% let off or less. Because that is not fair chase.

From: Dino
05-Apr-21
I’ve got one on order. Because of Covid, the manufacturing process has sped up, so I should b shooting this awesome product in Canada, sooner than expected!

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