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Contributors to this thread:
Bake 31-Mar-22
fubar racin 31-Mar-22
JohnMC 31-Mar-22
Rut Nut 31-Mar-22
Chief 419 31-Mar-22
TD 31-Mar-22
sticksender 31-Mar-22
bigswivle 31-Mar-22
scentman 31-Mar-22
Pat Lefemine 31-Mar-22
JohnMC 31-Mar-22
tobywon 31-Mar-22
Stubbleduck 31-Mar-22
t-roy 31-Mar-22
badlander 31-Mar-22
fubar racin 31-Mar-22
drycreek 31-Mar-22
Bowbender 31-Mar-22
MA-PAdeerslayer 31-Mar-22
2Wild Bill 31-Mar-22
JohnMC 31-Mar-22
orionsbrother 31-Mar-22
keepemsharp 31-Mar-22
Treefarm 31-Mar-22
TD 31-Mar-22
JohnMC 31-Mar-22
t-roy 31-Mar-22
Medicinemann 01-Apr-22
drycreek 01-Apr-22
scentman 01-Apr-22
Inshart 01-Apr-22
Shiras42 01-Apr-22
BC 01-Apr-22
yooper89 01-Apr-22
Pat Lefemine 01-Apr-22
Bake 01-Apr-22
Scoot 01-Apr-22
JohnMC 01-Apr-22
midwest 01-Apr-22
sitO 01-Apr-22
BC 01-Apr-22
tobywon 01-Apr-22
TheGreatWapiti 01-Apr-22
JohnMC 01-Apr-22
scentman 01-Apr-22
Grey Ghost 01-Apr-22
Lewis 01-Apr-22
TD 01-Apr-22
njbuck 01-Apr-22
Medicinemann 01-Apr-22
drycreek 01-Apr-22
orionsbrother 01-Apr-22
Supernaut 01-Apr-22
pav 02-Apr-22
Inshart 02-Apr-22
butcherboy 02-Apr-22
'Ike' (Phone) 02-Apr-22
From: Bake
31-Mar-22
So on a thread I began last year, Pat mentioned that he shot an Ostrich that ended up in a porno video. But he refused to give us all the details.

I think it's time. How about it Pat? Up for a story?

From: fubar racin
31-Mar-22
There’s definitely gunna be some twists and turns in that story that we all need in our lives

From: JohnMC
31-Mar-22
Are you talking about the one when Pat was playing the Indian and they used feathers from the ostrich to make his warbonnet?

From: Rut Nut
31-Mar-22
Are Ostrich considered game animals in some places?

From: Chief 419
31-Mar-22
Oh brother. There’s nothing Pat can say that will make this one just go away. All details provided will be subject to scrutiny, speculation and misinterpretation.

From: TD
31-Mar-22
Must have been back when he was sporting the Harry Reams stash......

From: sticksender
31-Mar-22
Tuned in for updates.

From: bigswivle
31-Mar-22
Ostrich porn>>>>another political thread

From: scentman
31-Mar-22
Bake your a lawyer... is this legal? lol ;0)

From: Pat Lefemine
31-Mar-22
You guys don't really want to hear about this. It's really twisted. Something you'd expect from a deviant like Medicinemann or T-roy, but not me.

From: JohnMC
31-Mar-22
At midnight if Pat has not told the story I think all should boycott bowsite ;)-

We will settle for the NC-17 version!

From: tobywon
31-Mar-22
I think Pat should bitch slap Bake for bringing up this story....oh you said Ostrich not Oscar.....lol....sorry carry on. haha!!

From: Stubbleduck
31-Mar-22
Don't know if it has anything to do with Pat's story but many years ago (2005) I shot a male ostrich while hunting in South Africa. I can't remember anything even mildly "Twisted" about the event other than on watching the skinners work on the bird I was amazed to see that it was, to put it bluntly, "Well endowed" (See https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/5ab3/607162ae4f4dd305d38a28aa047ac2250de0.pdf). Perhaps that is the basis for the rumors?

From: t-roy
31-Mar-22
John MC…I’ve already started a boycott petition. I’ve already got 2 signatures (thanks Jake) These character assassination posts have gone too far this time!

If Pat does go ahead with the story, I just hope there’s no “Bloodtrail Challenge” involved!

From: badlander
31-Mar-22
Here I was, thinking that it was just Pats hunting life and activities that were more exciting than mine. Wrong.

From: fubar racin
31-Mar-22
I’m kinda surprised there’s been no letterkenny references yet.

From: drycreek
31-Mar-22
C’mon Pat, it’s a long time until hunting season, (except turkey), and we need a good story !

From: Bowbender
31-Mar-22
No, no....No boycott. If Pat doesn't come clean, we'll make up our own story as to what happened.

31-Mar-22
I second T-Roy, story yes! Blood trail challenge, absolutely not! Haha

From: 2Wild Bill
31-Mar-22
“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.” - Mark Twain

From: JohnMC
31-Mar-22
I believe it might have died/been killed during the filming of said film?

31-Mar-22
I’m intrigued. I vote story, no boycott.

From: keepemsharp
31-Mar-22
But on the other hand he had warts.

From: Treefarm
31-Mar-22
What was the name of the movie? “I choked the Ostrich”?

From: TD
31-Mar-22
Maybe the hunt went something like this?

From: JohnMC
31-Mar-22

JohnMC's embedded Photo
JohnMC's embedded Photo

From: t-roy
31-Mar-22
I hope he’s not using expandables. That will open up a whole new can of worms!

From: Medicinemann
01-Apr-22
Every Fall, for practically a decade, I was fortunate to share a hunting camp with Pat. Between the hunting stories, the banter, and the laughter....there is one other aspect that Pat is particularly gifted at (when he puts his mind to it)......and that is his ability to tell a story. However, I hope you guys realize that by requesting that Pat tell this story, he may very well "Give us the bird...." .....and let's not forget, if he posts it today, it is April Fools.....

From: drycreek
01-Apr-22
I get the distinct feeling that Pat ain’t posting squat about the ostrich….

From: scentman
01-Apr-22
Maybe he doesn't want to be "Ostrichised".

From: Inshart
01-Apr-22
Maybe Pat will put up a pic of an ostrich with 4 or 5 dots on it so we can pick which spot would be the best the kill shot.

From: Shiras42
01-Apr-22
Will be checking back here frequently. :)

From: BC
01-Apr-22
Give us the bird..,,

From: yooper89
01-Apr-22
Fubar I heard the ostrich was sick

From: Pat Lefemine
01-Apr-22
So here goes.

I shot an Ostrich during a hunt with Dries Visser in 2004. I had no interest in getting it mounted but it was included in my Crate and shipped to my taxidermist several months later.

My taxidermist was expecting a leopard, and a gemsbok, and was surprised to see the salted ostrich in the crate so he called me to discuss. I wasn't sure how it would turn out so I told him to hold onto it until he needed the space and then I'd make a final decision.

We both forgot all about that stupid Ostrich and two years later his taxidermy supply was calling their customers looking for anyone with a full Ostrich. He remembered about mine so he called to ask if he could mount and sell it? My taxidermist and I have known each other since we were in school. I consider him a friend. So if he could make a few bucks off my Ostrich I told him 'go for it.'

I then asked him who wanted it? he said - some agency needed an Ostrich for a video shoot. He had no details, but they wanted it fast and were going to pay a premium...

A few months later he called me laughing. He had just finished the Ostrich and sent it to California. When he was on the phone with the people paying for it, he asked what they needed an Ostrich for? They told him it was a long-length erotic film that centered around an 'ostrich worshiping' sex cult.

There was silence on the phone for five seconds - it took me a bit to process what he just told me. Then we burst out laughing!

So if any of you guys are on Pornhub and see a video of some freaks rutting in front of an Ostrich... that would be mine.

From: Bake
01-Apr-22
:) That's great! :)

I do remember the . . . em. . . "member", being something to be impressed with . . . .

From: Scoot
01-Apr-22
Pat... I gotta tell ya... that's pretty damn funny! This isn't an April Fool's Day joke, is it? Even if the whole thing is BS and completely fictional, it's dang amusing. If it's totally true, it's weird as hell and still amusing!

From: JohnMC
01-Apr-22
So Pat did you get to see your Ostrich 'onscreen'?

From: midwest
01-Apr-22

midwest's embedded Photo
midwest's embedded Photo
What's Pornhub?

From: sitO
01-Apr-22
Pretty sure I don't wanna see the "hole" he stuck his head into

From: BC
01-Apr-22
That was yours!!! Kidding.

From: tobywon
01-Apr-22
Anyone have a link to that? Just asking for a friend :)

01-Apr-22
Was the movie titled "Tastes like Chicken"?

From: JohnMC
01-Apr-22

JohnMC's Link
Found it see link.

From: scentman
01-Apr-22
Well tickle me with a fetha! That's just a fowl story... but good.

From: Grey Ghost
01-Apr-22

Grey Ghost's embedded Photo
Grey Ghost's embedded Photo
You have to admit, Pat's ostrich was kinda cute. ;-)

Matt

From: Lewis
01-Apr-22
That’s funny Great story and I know you couldn’t have made it up Lewis j

From: TD
01-Apr-22
Well..... a good thing you had all the import paperwork square.... might have blown the whole deal....

Cali.... figures. Ostrich, cult, porn.... good to go. Lucky it wasn't a mtn lion......

From: njbuck
01-Apr-22
lol, that is classic.

From: Medicinemann
01-Apr-22
I am still trying to decide if the "long length erotic film" is a double entendre....

From: drycreek
01-Apr-22
This is me shaking my head. Somehow erotic and ostrich don’t belong in the same sentence, or paragraph, or story……..

01-Apr-22
I ordered something weird from Amazon several years ago. The algorithms then pushed ads on me for a couple of years. Pop ups. Emails. It made me crazy.

There is NO WAY that I’m going to do some search for ostrich porn and I AM NOT going to click on JohnMC’s link!

The story is humorous. Ads for ostrich lingerie for two years would not be.

From: Supernaut
01-Apr-22
Wild story!

You all know the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when you use the ostrich feather.

Perverted is when you use the whole ostrich.

From: pav
02-Apr-22
WOW!

From: Inshart
02-Apr-22
Agree with Scoot. OMG Pat, BAWAHAAHAAA. Now that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: butcherboy
02-Apr-22
Dang, if I would have known that I could have made some money selling full body ostriches I would have saved all the ones I killed and butchered years ago!

It does give a new meaning to a full body mount!

02-Apr-22
Well he did poke a Mamba once! ;-)

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