July Jocularity
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Contributors to this thread:
Woods Walker 01-Jul-22
'Ike' (Phone) 01-Jul-22
Matt 02-Jul-22
Rut Nut 02-Jul-22
Old Bow 02-Jul-22
DanaC 02-Jul-22
t-roy 02-Jul-22
t-roy 02-Jul-22
Woods Walker 02-Jul-22
DanaC 03-Jul-22
JL 03-Jul-22
JL 03-Jul-22
RonP 03-Jul-22
Woods Walker 03-Jul-22
Mike B 03-Jul-22
Woods Walker 03-Jul-22
Woods Walker 04-Jul-22
smarba 05-Jul-22
LUNG$HOT 05-Jul-22
Coyote 65 05-Jul-22
deerhunter72 06-Jul-22
deerhunter72 06-Jul-22
DanaC 06-Jul-22
Rgiesey 08-Jul-22
DanaC 09-Jul-22
Basil 09-Jul-22
JL 12-Jul-22
Zbone 12-Jul-22
DanaC 14-Jul-22
samman 15-Jul-22
keepemsharp 15-Jul-22
JL 15-Jul-22
JL 15-Jul-22
DanaC 15-Jul-22
JL 15-Jul-22
WV Mountaineer 15-Jul-22
DanaC 16-Jul-22
azelkhntr 16-Jul-22
DanaC 19-Jul-22
azelkhntr 19-Jul-22
Coyote 65 19-Jul-22
Woods Walker 19-Jul-22
scentman 19-Jul-22
DanaC 23-Jul-22
DanaC 23-Jul-22
Bou'bound 23-Jul-22
DanaC 24-Jul-22
Corax_latrans 24-Jul-22
JL 24-Jul-22
DanaC 25-Jul-22
drycreek 25-Jul-22
drycreek 26-Jul-22
DanaC 26-Jul-22
elkmtngear 27-Jul-22
BC 28-Jul-22
DanaC 29-Jul-22
Hackbow 29-Jul-22
DanaC 30-Jul-22
DanaC 31-Jul-22
azelkhntr 31-Jul-22
Woods Walker 31-Jul-22
DL 31-Jul-22
spike78 01-Aug-22
DanaC 01-Aug-22
petedrummond 05-Aug-22
From: Woods Walker
01-Jul-22
A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't sell you cyanide to kill your husband. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “Well, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

01-Jul-22
Lol...

From: Matt
02-Jul-22
After your July alliteration, I am looking forward to your August assonance.

From: Rut Nut
02-Jul-22
LMBO! : )

From: Old Bow
02-Jul-22
Good one !

From: DanaC
02-Jul-22

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Some of you kids might not get this ;-)

From: t-roy
02-Jul-22
Yes, Grasshopper….

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02-Jul-22

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For the younger generation, DanaC….

From: Woods Walker
02-Jul-22

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From: DanaC
03-Jul-22

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From: JL
03-Jul-22
^...that's funny. I think we had a man-bun thread here a few years ago.

From: JL
03-Jul-22

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From: RonP
03-Jul-22
LOL. That's funny, especially the part Sold by Mathews Archery.

From: Woods Walker
03-Jul-22

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From: Mike B
03-Jul-22

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From: Woods Walker
03-Jul-22

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Bored? Want to kill some time? Try this archery game! (Make sure you have the sound on!)

From: Woods Walker
04-Jul-22
Frank's Injury:

The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife.

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Suzie stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband, Frank, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Frank must have experienced.

"Frank was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain."

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Frank's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place with metal staples."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Frank.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Frank is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Frank." The entire congregation held its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum."

From: smarba
05-Jul-22
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: LUNG$HOT
05-Jul-22
^^^^ Lmao.

From: Coyote 65
05-Jul-22
I can relate to that as I just had a triple bypass.

Terry

From: deerhunter72
06-Jul-22
That is funny!

Hope you heal up quick Terry!

From: deerhunter72
06-Jul-22

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From: DanaC
06-Jul-22

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From: Rgiesey
08-Jul-22

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Saw this in rural Wyoming.

From: DanaC
09-Jul-22

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From: Basil
09-Jul-22

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From: JL
12-Jul-22
In the spirit of satire and humor, my buddy sent me some stuff from this guy. His name is Buddy Brown and these are his Truck Sessions on Youtube. He is very witty and pretty funny with his look on current events. The first one is a joke, the others are his songs.

From: Zbone
12-Jul-22
HEY!!! Quit making fun of my hair bun...8^)))

From: DanaC
14-Jul-22
Cowboy poetry

From: samman
15-Jul-22

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JL, Good joke, an updated version of one Buddy Hacket told on Jonny Carson a long time ago.

From: keepemsharp
15-Jul-22
I see Baxter has passed on.

From: JL
15-Jul-22
Sam..Buddy Hackett tells it funnier....that was good.

From: JL
15-Jul-22
Speaking of Carson.....Rodney was on fire.

From: DanaC
15-Jul-22

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From: JL
15-Jul-22
^.....truth!

15-Jul-22
Ttt

From: DanaC
16-Jul-22

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From: azelkhntr
16-Jul-22

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From: DanaC
19-Jul-22

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From: azelkhntr
19-Jul-22

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I suspected as much.

From: Coyote 65
19-Jul-22

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When they wonder why the approval rate is in the basement along with joe.

From: Woods Walker
19-Jul-22
That's what happens when you close all the looney bins.

From: scentman
19-Jul-22
We've come a long way from Hogan's Heroes, and Gomer Pyle.

From: DanaC
23-Jul-22

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From: DanaC
23-Jul-22

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If you get this one, you're *old* >;-)

From: Bou'bound
23-Jul-22
Did you hear the one about the outfitter and the guy who wanted his deposit back?????

Real knee-slapper

From: DanaC
24-Jul-22

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24-Jul-22
“Moscow Free Press”….

Now THAT post is FUNNY - I don’t care WHO y’are…

And on at least three different levels….

I’m not sure what Ronald Reagan would have to say about that, but I’m pretty sure it’d start with, “Well…..”.

From: JL
24-Jul-22

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Seen this yesterday in the comments of a Yahoo news article about crime and police in Seattle. I thought it was funny and snipped it.

Dana....yes I get that cartoon....so would Matt Dillon.

From: DanaC
25-Jul-22

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From: drycreek
25-Jul-22

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From: drycreek
26-Jul-22

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From: DanaC
26-Jul-22

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From: elkmtngear
27-Jul-22

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From: BC
28-Jul-22

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Kidding. Been married 40 years come Sept and looking forward to 41.

From: DanaC
29-Jul-22

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From: Hackbow
29-Jul-22

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From: DanaC
30-Jul-22

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From: DanaC
31-Jul-22

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From: azelkhntr
31-Jul-22

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From: Woods Walker
31-Jul-22

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From: DL
31-Jul-22
Have you ever noticed that most of the females protesting pro abortion will never ever have to worry about getting pregnant?

From: spike78
01-Aug-22
Have you ever noticed people calling for gun bans live in upscale neighborhoods and have armed protection.

From: DanaC
01-Aug-22
DL, you stole that one from George Carlin! ;-)

From: petedrummond
05-Aug-22

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