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When you find [email protected]’s truck
Elk
Contributors to this thread:
cnelk 27-Sep-22
drycreek 27-Sep-22
APauls 27-Sep-22
midwest 27-Sep-22
Grey Ghost 27-Sep-22
[email protected] 27-Sep-22
Norseman 27-Sep-22
JohnMC 27-Sep-22
cnelk 27-Sep-22
Bowboy 27-Sep-22
spike78 27-Sep-22
BC 27-Sep-22
Jordan 27-Sep-22
Ambush 27-Sep-22
Inshart 27-Sep-22
Lewis 28-Sep-22
12yards 28-Sep-22
ND String Puller 28-Sep-22
spike78 28-Sep-22
Bowbender 28-Sep-22
bowhunter24 28-Sep-22
Vonfoust 28-Sep-22
drycreek 28-Sep-22
Ambush 28-Sep-22
GhostBird 28-Sep-22
Carbon Defiant 34 28-Sep-22
spike78 28-Sep-22
Norseman 28-Sep-22
badbull 28-Sep-22
[email protected] 28-Sep-22
ND String Puller 28-Sep-22
cnelk 28-Sep-22
[email protected] 28-Sep-22
t-roy 29-Sep-22
[email protected] 29-Sep-22
BULELK1 29-Sep-22
midwest 29-Sep-22
GhostBird 29-Sep-22
From: cnelk
27-Sep-22

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A couple weeks I was driving around with Midwest (Nick) in another unit in Colorado and found [email protected]’s truck.

We decided to just keep driving as he probably has all the elk in the area scared! :)

From: drycreek
27-Sep-22
No doubt they will underestimate a killer disguised as an old phart ! Go get ‘em Paul !

27-Sep-22
Could be a decoy to throw you off his trail but even if that is his truck he could still be hunting miles from there Since we know Paul still hunts miles deep into elk country :>)))

From: APauls
27-Sep-22
A brush with greatness

From: midwest
27-Sep-22
We were surprised the elk hadn't slashed his tires yet!

From: Grey Ghost
27-Sep-22
I thought Paul’s ride was a horse and buggy. ;-)

Matt

27-Sep-22
I was 5 hours from home in my secret honey hole and came across his truck. Guess it was his secret honey hole first :^)

From: Norseman
27-Sep-22
I see he is using the ol “close the gate” tactic.

From: JohnMC
27-Sep-22
When I saw it a couple gals had thrown their bras on his windshield.

From: cnelk
27-Sep-22
^^^ Probably Rainbow People

From: Bowboy
27-Sep-22
He probably chased them to WY.

From: spike78
27-Sep-22
I feel bad for any animal that is near Paul’s truck!

From: BC
27-Sep-22
That animal will soon be IN Pauls truck.

From: Jordan
27-Sep-22
Bras....you are confusing Paul with Lou my friend......LOLOLOL

From: Ambush
27-Sep-22
Paul has seven trucks and stunt doubles parking them all over.

He gets some young chicks from the gym to drop him off where he’s actually hunting.

From: Inshart
27-Sep-22
Owwww, the ol, "here's his Hiney hole" trick. LOL

From: Lewis
28-Sep-22
That’s cool ?? I’m sure he is in hot pursuit Good Luck all Lewis

From: 12yards
28-Sep-22
I heard Chuck Norris saw his truck and peed himself.

28-Sep-22
[email protected] is the only person Chuck Norris ever googled.

From: spike78
28-Sep-22
Word has it that Chuck Norris is on standby to drag Paul’s elk out.

From: Bowbender
28-Sep-22
"^^^ Probably Rainbow People"

Doubtful....they don't wear bras. Or so I've heard.

From: bowhunter24
28-Sep-22
Paul the man, the myth, the legend! We are due another great hunt recap! Go Paul!

28-Sep-22
When Paul tells a joke about Will Smiths wife.

Will Smith slaps himself

From: Vonfoust
28-Sep-22
Doesn't look like a very good goose spot to me?

From: drycreek
28-Sep-22
You guys are creative ! LMAO !

From: Ambush
28-Sep-22
When you find Paul's truck, mark it on a map, then draw a fifteen mile radius around that spot. Somewhere on that perimeter, you're within five miles of a Honey Hole.

From: GhostBird
28-Sep-22
Probably stolen & dumped there... no elk anywhere near that spot... move along

28-Sep-22
Question is - where is Paul? Has he been found yet? Like has been mentioned multiple vehicles. You go Paul!! An Icon!

From: spike78
28-Sep-22
That’s why Paul is so successful he gets lost in the woods and doesn’t come out until he kills something.

From: Norseman
28-Sep-22

From: badbull
28-Sep-22
I thought that I found Paul's truck until I saw the bag of "Dots Pretzels" in the front seat. I knew then it could not be him unless he is still trying to sell the bag with one missing.

28-Sep-22
I just got off the phone with the Jackson County Sheriff Dept. Sargent Smith told me they just found my truck. I checked out the site and found it was 15 miles from where I had been hunting two weeks ago. The truck was at the end of an old logging road, next to a locked gate and a few miles from the main highway. The day the truck was stolen, luckily I had cell coverage and got my wife to come and pick me up in her car. I ended up using her car as my hunting vehicle for the past two weeks but only hunted a few days out of frustration and the lost of the truck. The good new is they found my Toyota but the bad news was, it was found up on blocks, and the wheels and tires removed, the battery was stolen, the catalytic converter was sawed off, and a large cooler was taken from the back that was full of hunting equipment.

The Sherriff was able to interview two hunters from Wisconsin who had been hunting the area around that time, and they reported seeing two guys removing one of the tires from the Toyota. The Wisconsin hunters asked the two guys if they needed help and one of guys stated, "oh, we just had a flat tire." They told the sheriff that they over heard one of the guys say, " hey Brad, we need to get out of here". This Brad guy stated back, " what is your hurry?. Something about getting back to Iowa and training for another 100 mile race. Seemed crazy to the guys from Wisconsin, but in the elk woods, anything can and does happen.

The Sherriff told me they take these this type of theft very seriously and they will get to the bottom shortly. They had one name, also knew one guy was from Iowa, and they had tire tread marks that must have been on a Chevy truck. Oh, the guys from Wisconsin said, the other truck was also white and they just happened to copy down the license plates number.

I guess my advice is , always watch your back because you never know who may be lurking around; be it Friend or Foe!

Now you know the rest of the story.

28-Sep-22
LOL good one Paul !

From: cnelk
28-Sep-22
We talked to those Cheeseheads and told them that Paul was somewhere in the area - looking for geese or something.

I know the Jackson County sheriff and already spoke to him about the Cheeseheads whom were the ones that stole the parts of Paul’s truck.

But since it was a Toyota, all investigations were halted. Not worth the effort he said.

28-Sep-22
" they said, vs, he said". The Jackson County DA just told me, this is still under investigation and they will get to the bottom of it. "Someone will hang", was his words. "Messing with a Toyota Tacoma is like horse theft in this county." "Worse than wolves".

From: t-roy
29-Sep-22
I heard the Kansas guy was holed up in Iowa….

29-Sep-22
That is a great lead Troy.

From: BULELK1
29-Sep-22
Good reading @ 0320--------->

Start the day off with laughter and ya just know the rest of the day will be Great!

Good luck, Robb

From: midwest
29-Sep-22
On a totally unrelated note, does anyone have any tips on how to remove black lab hair from goose jerky?

Should probably start a new thread...

From: GhostBird
29-Sep-22
Pick it off with your teeth.

I told you guys the truck was stolen. No way Paul would hunt such a terrible spot with no animals.

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