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Your limerick for the day........
In the garden of Eden, lay Adam......complacently stroking his madam.... and loud was his mirth, for on all of Earth, were only two balls......and he had'em!!
My favorite Far Side cartoon.
Somewhere in America there is one very unhappy buck...makes me laugh, but damn..that had to hurt!
Mike, that low hanging fruit!
Thanks Jeff.....I just threw up in my mouth!
LOL! Is that why he's wincing? Maybe this is Joe's new cornpoop....oops, I mean cornPOP!
He is wincing at the thought I have to ask for help from these morons to save my nation??
On second though, maybe this is actually a mistake on Joe's part, in that Zelensky is WAAAY too old to be of any interest to him. That and he'd have to raise his head up to sniff his hair.
So, a man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks, and everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man. "Who's clock is that?"
St. Peter answered, "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only told two lies his entire life."
"Where is Joe Biden's clock?"
St. Peter answered, "His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
At least this green is real
Josh... That was hilarious. Probably was a pair of soiled shorts nearby also.
I being a few years young then wife.. told her when she turn 40 I was trading her in on 2-20 year olds ...lol she told me I wasn't wired for 220.
Mike B. I'm having one made
Headed to the gym tonight...lol
Phil Magistro on the Durham Report thread ;)
Same with Miss Dana and others. They are besides themself with TDS. Definitely a May funny.
Y’all remember her lol good luck Lewis
Oh Ford really stepped in it when they said the new vehicles were not offering AM radio as an option. If you take away heater or AC options maybe that would help on meeting the greenie mpg requirements. Kinda like the new appliances that are energy smart. Yeah, if you turn off all the goodies which were the reason you bought the thing for in the first place.
Dana..that is very true..women will get historical on you..lol
Nomad @ work's Link
When you just can't wait for the bumper sticker.
Not funny but very true Basil!
Remember Gerald Ford? He used to bump his head, trip, fall a lot. Just like Biden Admin and handlers the SS would look at the offending object (e.g. a pool wall) as if there was something wrong with it.
A few years after his failed election I was listening to a story about a trick his son (a elk hunter) played on the SS staff. Apparently, he was hunting in a remote area and the SS didn't have the equipment or desire to go up the mountain and watch over Ford's son. The guide brought him back draped over a horse stating that someone had shot him. When the SS saw this he exclaimed: "Oh my Job!" instead of the more appropriate "Oh my God!" I miss those days...