June funnies
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From: Scrappy
02-Jun-23
From: Altitude Sickness
02-Jun-23
From: DanaC
02-Jun-23
From: JohnMC
02-Jun-23
From: TGbow
02-Jun-23
Jay..that's a funny one but so true
From: Jeff Holchin
02-Jun-23
From: Basil
02-Jun-23
From: drycreek
02-Jun-23
From: Basil
03-Jun-23
From: 'Ike' (Phone)
03-Jun-23
Starting a go fund me….
From: t-roy
03-Jun-23
Hallelujah, brother!!!…….Let me know where to send the check, Ike ;-)
From: Corax_latrans
03-Jun-23
From: JTreeman
03-Jun-23
—jim
From: Meat Grinder
03-Jun-23
From: DanaC
03-Jun-23
From: 'Ike'
03-Jun-23
From: DanaC
04-Jun-23
From: BULELK1
04-Jun-23
From: Mike B
04-Jun-23
From: petedrummond
04-Jun-23
From: RJ Hunt
04-Jun-23
From: petedrummond
04-Jun-23
From: Jeff Holchin
04-Jun-23
From: Zbone
04-Jun-23
I don't get the Rock one?
From: drycreek
04-Jun-23
Z, I think we all have too much baggage in our phones. I know I do. ;-)
From: BUCKeye
04-Jun-23
From: Zbone
04-Jun-23
Ohhhh, I get it now drycreek, thanks... My old age doesn't grasp things like they used too...8^)
Yeah my phone too... Last time I upgraded my phone the agent asked if I knew how many contacts I had to transfer, I said "ah, I don't know maybe about 50 or 60", he said 261... I about fell over... He!!, I still have dead people on my phone... Ironically I just received a new cell in the mail the other day and plan on activating tomorrow, new provider, new phone......
From: AZ8
04-Jun-23
From: JohnMC
04-Jun-23
I just looked I have 912 contacts. I'd guess that is not a lot compared to some.
From: t-roy
04-Jun-23
How many dead ones, John?…
From: JohnMC
04-Jun-23
A few I don't delete them seems wrong
From: Zbone
04-Jun-23
Yeah me too JohnMC...
From: 'Ike' (Phone)
05-Jun-23
From: Bigdog 21
05-Jun-23
From: Jeff Holchin
05-Jun-23
From: Woods Walker
05-Jun-23
LOL! All that's missing from that is the electric shock collar they put on him so he doesn't sniff kids...when we can see it.
From: deerhunter72
05-Jun-23
Guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender "How tall are penquins?" Bartender says "Well, I don't know, guess around 3 foot." Guy says "That's what I was thinking...better call an ambulance then because I just ran over a nun."
From: deerhunter72
05-Jun-23
Guy was taking a drive through the country one day and drives past a hog farm. He sees a pig limping around the lot and notices that he's got a wooden hind leg. The man is curious, so he pulls in the driveway and knocks on the door. Farmer comes out and the man says "I just noticed the pig out there with the wooden leg and I was wondering about it." The farmer starts gushing "Oh, that's the best darn pig we've ever had on this farm! He's so smart that he saw me fall in the well once and he ran and got my wife to come get me out. Then, we had a house fire and that pig drug my daughter out all by himself!" The man says "Well, that's amazing! But why does he have a wooden leg?" The farmer looks at the man likes he's got two heads and says "My gosh, you can't eat a pig that good and smart all at once!"
From: Mike B
05-Jun-23
From: Mike B
05-Jun-23
From: samman
06-Jun-23
From: Basil
06-Jun-23
From: AZ8
06-Jun-23
From: petedrummond
06-Jun-23
From: RK
06-Jun-23
From: Jeff Holchin
06-Jun-23
From: Basil
07-Jun-23
From: Pete In Fairbanks
07-Jun-23
From: Lewis
07-Jun-23
Remember this one well I remember him in the Keys back in the day you walk in several bars and he would be there playing he has done well
From: Zbone
07-Jun-23
Drinking margaritas listening to Jimmy Buffet is a small bar would have been really cool...
From: TGbow
07-Jun-23
Lol..that's a good one Jeff
From: AZ8
08-Jun-23
From: RK
08-Jun-23
From: Zbone
08-Jun-23
I wanta marry that chic...8^)))
From: Jeff Holchin
08-Jun-23
From: Rut-N-Strut
08-Jun-23
I grew up in Lancaster Co. The nearest Amish family to me used to hide a souped up Camaro in the neighbors garage. You would hear the thing fire up at 2am when they would go for their joy rides
From: drycreek
08-Jun-23
Rut, evidently they thought God went to bed at 10:00 PM. ;-)
From: petedrummond
08-Jun-23
From: Altitude Sickness
08-Jun-23
From: petedrummond
08-Jun-23
From: btnbuck
08-Jun-23
I guess the oars on that boat are just for show???
From: Rut-N-Strut
09-Jun-23
That’s where they hide the cocaine
From: Jeff Holchin
09-Jun-23
From: APauls
09-Jun-23
New York Post can go suck-start a 12 gauge.
From: Bake
09-Jun-23
Bake's Link
Apauls: surely it's a South Park Reference.
Have you seen the Canada Wall South Park episode? Hilarious--at the link
From: Scrappy
09-Jun-23
Scrappy's Link
From: Woods Walker
09-Jun-23
From: scentman
09-Jun-23
Christie is like something that keeps coming up when I eat spicey foods... he couldn't serve Trump McDonald's food... partly because he would eat it before it got to him.
From: Basil
09-Jun-23
From: drycreek
09-Jun-23
^^^^^^Is that Fetterman ?^^^^^^^
From: Basil
09-Jun-23
Hey that’s not fair to uncle Fester ;-)
From: petedrummond
10-Jun-23
From: BULELK1
10-Jun-23
From: Jeff Holchin
10-Jun-23
From: Zbone
10-Jun-23
Was that posted in front of a singles bar...8^)))
From: petedrummond
10-Jun-23
From: Mike B
10-Jun-23
From: RJ Hunt
10-Jun-23
From: DL
11-Jun-23
From: Jeff Holchin
11-Jun-23
From: DanaC
11-Jun-23
From: Basil
11-Jun-23
Bwaaaaahahaaaaaaa
From: Basil
11-Jun-23
From: petedrummond
12-Jun-23
From: Muleysareking
12-Jun-23
Give me a drink, quick!
From: Jeff Holchin
12-Jun-23
From: ahawkeye
12-Jun-23
I don't think those ladies got too many kisses!
From: kentuckbowhnter
12-Jun-23
yes if that was the choice i would be drinkin a lot.
From: elkmtngear
12-Jun-23
From: butcherboy
12-Jun-23
Never mind. It didn’t post like it was supposed to. So there’s my June funny!
From: Stoneman
12-Jun-23
From: RK
12-Jun-23
From: Jeff Holchin
12-Jun-23
From: Woods Walker
13-Jun-23
From: DanaC
13-Jun-23
From: Basil
13-Jun-23
From: Jeff Holchin
13-Jun-23
From: Supernaut
13-Jun-23
From: Keefers
13-Jun-23
Dang that catfish is as big as the truck
From: Supernaut
13-Jun-23
From: Will
13-Jun-23
From: Poppy
13-Jun-23
My wife who is half Irish,half Italian, must of been in one of her moods again
From: petedrummond
13-Jun-23
From: drycreek
13-Jun-23
From: Keefers
13-Jun-23
That cat reminds me of “ Pencil neck “ Adam Shift lol
From: Woods Walker
13-Jun-23
But at least a cat isn't a pathological liar!
From: Basil
13-Jun-23
From: Basil
15-Jun-23
From: Basil
15-Jun-23
From: bigswivle
15-Jun-23
From: Scrappy
16-Jun-23
From: Scrappy
16-Jun-23
From: Basil
16-Jun-23
From: Basil
16-Jun-23
From: Corax_latrans
16-Jun-23
You guys are really fixated on this stuff, aren’t you??
Is there nothing else funny in the world anymore?
From: Supernaut
16-Jun-23
From: Supernaut
16-Jun-23
From: Supernaut
16-Jun-23
From: Supernaut
16-Jun-23
From: Supernaut
16-Jun-23
From: Basil
16-Jun-23
Corax unfortunately for me the funnies have become the best thread in Bowsite. Pretty tiresome all the petty BS a select few harp on herefor weeks on end. Sad thin skinned folks can’t even enjoy a little humor anymore.
From: Corax_latrans
16-Jun-23
Thanks, Jim! We needed that!
From: Whocares
16-Jun-23
Everything that could ever be funny has been invented and put out here and laughed at. There won't be anymore funny stuff. Just feeble attempts.
From: Supernaut
16-Jun-23
Fishsticks.
From: Basil
16-Jun-23
My bad
From: Stoneman
16-Jun-23
From: petedrummond
17-Jun-23
From: TonyBear
17-Jun-23
This has been some of the funniest stuff I have seen the last 4-5 days. Keep it coming. Thank You All.
From: JohnMC
17-Jun-23
From: Wv hillbilly
17-Jun-23
From: Basil
18-Jun-23
From: montnatom
18-Jun-23
From: petedrummond
18-Jun-23
From: petedrummond
19-Jun-23
From: Woods Walker
19-Jun-23
I got my concealed carry permit yesterday. In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.
When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed........beginning with the hat on my head I took everything off, right down to and including my socks and shoes.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!
As an intelligent senior citizen, I do not get flustered often. But this time, it took me quite a while to get my underwear and pants back on.
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. I cannot understasnd why. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
I REALLY still don't think I looked that bad.
From: DanaC
19-Jun-23
From: Basil
19-Jun-23
From: scentman
19-Jun-23
Muffintop Raspberry lol!!!
From: DanaC
19-Jun-23
From: petedrummond
20-Jun-23
From: drycreek
20-Jun-23
From: petedrummond
20-Jun-23
From: DanaC
21-Jun-23
From: TGbow
21-Jun-23
Lom..that's a goodin Dana
From: tobywon
21-Jun-23
From: drycreek
21-Jun-23
From: Woods Walker
21-Jun-23
From: petedrummond
21-Jun-23
From: Basil
21-Jun-23
From: RK
22-Jun-23
Common to see in Texas right now
From: RK
22-Jun-23
From: RK
22-Jun-23
From: 'Ike' (Phone)
22-Jun-23
From: Woods Walker
22-Jun-23
From: Scrappy
22-Jun-23
From: petedrummond
23-Jun-23
From: 'Ike'
23-Jun-23
From: Jeff Holchin
24-Jun-23
From: Altitude Sickness
24-Jun-23
From: 'Ike' (Phone)
25-Jun-23
To soon?
From: Altitude Sickness
25-Jun-23
^^^ ^^ looks like Titan level experience, quality and design to me. Should be fine.
From: kscowboy
25-Jun-23
From: 'Ike' (Phone)
25-Jun-23
From: Jeff Holchin
25-Jun-23
From: petedrummond
26-Jun-23
From: tobywon
26-Jun-23
From: Zbone
26-Jun-23
petedrummond, just like Lake Placid...8^)
From: TGbow
26-Jun-23
Lol..Gooding Toby
From: IdyllwildArcher
26-Jun-23
From: Jeff Holchin
27-Jun-23
From: PushCoArcher
27-Jun-23
From: Mike B
27-Jun-23
From: SteveB
27-Jun-23
From: JohnMC
27-Jun-23
The funniest thing about the funnies is when someone post one that was posted a few above.
From: SteveB
27-Jun-23
JohnMC....cant disagree with that lol. I realized that too late and couldn't delete it. Still funny no matter how many times I see it!
From: keepemsharp
27-Jun-23
Don't care who you are that there is funny.
From: drycreek
28-Jun-23
From: drycreek
28-Jun-23
From: Tony Phillips
28-Jun-23
From: BTM
28-Jun-23
My latest precision rifle. A synthetic stock version was another hundred bucks, but I'm a sucker for classic wood.
From: BTM
28-Jun-23
From: Bow Bullet
28-Jun-23
BTM - beautiful craftsmanship but barbed wire makes a much nicer and more durable sling.
From: Zbone
28-Jun-23
Dang, wonder what the real story is on that "vintage" gun...
From: Brian M.
28-Jun-23
Scope and barrel, all in one.
From: PushCoArcher
28-Jun-23
Looks like a African "poachers gun" to me.
From: 4nolz@work
28-Jun-23
Hunger is inspirational
From: Bigdog 21
28-Jun-23
Blow gun with stock. Better be windy ????
From: Jeff Holchin
28-Jun-23
From: t-roy
28-Jun-23
You can interchange about half of the Mountain House flavors, Jeff ;-)
From: petedrummond
29-Jun-23
From: Basil
29-Jun-23
From: DanaC
29-Jun-23
From: Wv hillbilly
29-Jun-23
From: Basil
29-Jun-23
From: Stoneman
30-Jun-23
From: Jeff Holchin
30-Jun-23
Not sure how many will get this one….
From: smarba
30-Jun-23
Now that's a good one Jeff!
From: smarba
30-Jun-23
Boom! Post 200
From: Stoneman
30-Jun-23
From: RK
30-Jun-23
Stoneman
Awesome!
From: Woods Walker
30-Jun-23
Stoneman for the win!!!!!
From: Zbone
30-Jun-23
Okay Jeff, June is running out of time, enlighten us please, I didn't get it...
From: Bowbender
30-Jun-23
Zbone
2 Kings 2:23-24 KJV “[23] And he went up from thence unto Beth-el: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
[24] And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.”
From: Zbone
30-Jun-23
Thanks Bowbender...
From: Jeff Holchin
30-Jun-23
Since I’m mostly bald, I use that story to warn my Sunday school class about teasing me….??
From: butcherboy
01-Jul-23
Now that’s funny! I’ll have to remember that one for my Sunday School class as well.
From: PushCoArcher
01-Jul-23
Always hated that story. Old dude can't take being teased so use the power of the Lord to have bears kill kids. Not very Christian of him but at the time technically he wasn't a Christian. Still think God would have better things to do then murder some teasing kids. If being rude to your fellow man calls for bears bowsite could use a few dozen at times.
From: Woods Walker
01-Jul-23
Killing kids? You mean like abortion? "Hack 'em and stack 'em"......the progessive sacrament.
From: petedrummond
01-Jul-23
Why is this in the humor section? Go away.
From: Jeff Holchin
01-Jul-23
My version of the Bible doesn’t say any kids got killed, just taught them to never again tease a bald man.
Time to move onto July funnies….
From: Mike B
01-Jul-23
From: Mike B
01-Jul-23
