August Funnies
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New month, new funnies....
Could someone pm me with why my post was pulled? There is much worse on here.
Especially when you get old and enter your second childhood.
Terry
Thanks people ... I have no idea for the monthly funnies... You are doing a great job...this stuff makes my day
This thread is the best part Of the bowsite.
But that’s a whole Different thread.
That Gibson one is a good one...8^)
Last 2 posts here spot on ...keep up the good work people.
That Taylor Swift meme should show her personal jet...
This has to belong in the funnies thread!!
Not super funny today, but it’s all I got…….
They let this bastard Baldwin go, he pointed the gun and pulled the trigger, money talks.
Things to know if you’re thinking about moving to the south. 1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before. 4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. 5. Onced and Twiced are words. 6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy! 7. Jawl-P? means: Did you all go to the bathroom? 8. People actually grow, eat, and like okra. 9. Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do something. 10. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper. 11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South. 12. Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you. 13. The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?' 14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see. 15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em. 16. Y'all is singular. All Y'all is plural. 17. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal. 18. You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car. 19. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Cajun seasoning, Tabasco, and ketchup. 20. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, motorsports, and gossip. 21. Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss (first name), or Mr (first name) 22. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. 23. You know what a hissy fit is.. 24. Fried catfish is the other white meat. 25. We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!! 26. You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the South. AND one more: 27. Why did the chicken cross the road? To show that stupid possum that it CAN be done!
Dave, you got it ! The only thing you left out is in Arkansas, it don’t matter iffen you git devorced, she’s still your sister !
Alleged leaked photo evidence of 45's bone spurs........
Jeff - Heck I know that feeling, I missed a Booner Piebald in 2005, and it still haunts me to this day...8^)
Robb, was that a HAMBLASTER ?
You owe me a new phone thanks that is hilarious lol
https://x.com/MrReaganUSA/status/1821904970826051778
Just fun for some,and sad for others.
https://x.com/MidnightMitch/status/1815136459671626121 More fun
Hmmm ...how do you know Robb's not spoofing you ?
Robs got friends with edit buttons
Landshark,
Who rolls up blue jean cuffs anymore?
Guys who push dollies in carts I guess.
^^^^^^OMG If that one doesn't hit home! ;-)
Although the curling iron cord should be twisted into a knotted mess just short of a fire hazard.
Land shark how did you get a pic of my bathroom? I love using my electric hair clippers and knock everything off the vanity with the chord.
On my way to church now, thought this was appropriate
...to go along with the religious theme.
Took me a second tobywon, but yeah you're right I can't unsee it...8^)
Look, there was a thread like 400 posts long based on a pick used on this meme, so despite my better judgement...
You’re not Wrong, Will!
Yes, some things are Sacred, and I have no respect for those who can’t respect that…
Anyway, I’m going to go get back to work on the RealTree boycott. So far, I think we’ve got them seriously concerned about the business impact of things over which they have no control whatsoever, so I think they’re really going to change up their business practices….
I read Mao's story as a 4th grader about 50 years or so ago. Funny, Walz is just like him. I recognize a Commie when I see one.
Per Scott Jensen (governor candidate) the guy really knows his alphabet soup.
Question" What inspires you to get up out of bed every morning? Answer: My bladder, mostly.
Question: What gives you nightmares? Answer: Bladder not working....
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Don't mess with rednecks Robb....looks like the father of the dude in your "fix my boat" thread!
That's a good one Pete...8^)))
^^^ not true 6.5 creedmoor
My oldest granddaughters 1st deer from last season one week before the end
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