My new bow building business
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Contributors to this thread:
Jimmyjumpup 12-Sep-24
LeeBuzz 12-Sep-24
Jimmyjumpup 12-Sep-24
4nolz@work 12-Sep-24
Jimmyjumpup 12-Sep-24
spike78 12-Sep-24
4nolz@work 13-Sep-24
Tiglentty 27-Sep-24
From: Jimmyjumpup
12-Sep-24
I’f Harris gets elected and gives new small businesses 50k for start up I am going to start a new business building trad bows. I hope it does well. I won’t work much because I am going to use the money for hunting trips.

From: LeeBuzz
12-Sep-24
17 years ago, I developed a prototype fitness workout system and the software to go along with it. Friend of mine, who owned a gym, really wanted to implement this system. Doners were lining up and 2 local power companies were willing to negotiate the use of their solar system program.

About that time EVs were starting to take a big turn in the market. Especially the hybrid cars like the Toyota Prius were becoming common. Some of my corporate minded friends and I were talking about how Obama would love to get his people on this idea. Eventually the conversation turned to how this could be mandated to supplement charging stations for all the new EVs that were going to be forced into regulation.

Nope, you couldn't pay me $49,330,000.00 let alone 50k to be known as the stooge who came up with the idea that turned our society into hamsters on a wheel. Democrats are not complete idiots they just need stupid people to go along with their asinine plans.

12-Sep-24
"I won’t work much because I am going to use the money for hunting trips."

you wont actually need to work much.

contact the Chinese company that makes the Black Hunter recurve and longbow.

agree to buy 300-500 units at about $30-$50 per unit...making small cosmetic changes and have them rebranded under your Jimmyjumpup Custom Bows brand.

Heck...if you agree to order enough...they will probably even install a custom copper coin that bears your "custom" logo.

you can use the $50k from Kamala as follows:

$25k for the first 500 bows

$5k to set up a website

$5k to pay "influencers" to tout your bows in chat forums

the remaining $15k can be used for a nice hunting trip while waiting for the orders to start rolling in.

if you want your "custom" bow company to be successful...demand a 50% down payment of the $800-$1200 asking price. this can also be used for hunting trips.

tell your customers that there will be a 6 month to 1 year waiting period for a new bow...having your "influencers" saying " true art takes time."

seldom if ever return phone calls or emails.

when you get around to it...collect the other 50% and ship the bow a month or two early...acting like a hero. (use this money for more hunting trips)

if there is ever a warranty claim...promptly ignore it.

BOOM!! Jimmyjumpup Custom Bows becomes the latest rage.

When the traditional archery world finally gets wise...take down your website...change your phone number...and start all over with another custom name.

you can thank me (and Kamala) later...

:)

From: Jimmyjumpup
12-Sep-24
I like the way you think. Lol

From: 4nolz@work
12-Sep-24
Jimmy get a DNA test who knows what free loans you can get.

From: Jimmyjumpup
12-Sep-24
That’s true. Wait. This is a loan? I have to pay it back? Well heck that process is already in effect. Get a loan, work and pay it back. I don’t want to have to pay it back.

From: spike78
12-Sep-24
Lol sounds easy Ricky! Now minus all the competition out there, then minus all the people that don’t shoot bows then after that minus all the compound and crossbow shooters. Heck you may get to sell 10 bows if you’re lucky!

From: 4nolz@work
13-Sep-24
You never have to pay back Govt loans just say you can't they love to forgive loans

13-Sep-24
"Wait. This is a loan? I have to pay it back?"

not necessarily. its only a loan to the extent that somebody will pay it back...but theres a good chance that "someone" wont be you.

there seems to be two types of loans in america. loans that the people who borrowed the money are expected to pay back...and loans that people who had nothing to do with the loan have to pay back.

i suspect any "loan" given by a harris/walz admin would be of the latter type.

From: Tiglentty
27-Sep-24
Starting a bow-building business sounds like an enjoyable and rewarding venture. There’s something special about crafting something with your own hands, especially something as classic as a bow. Are you focusing on traditional longbows, recurves, or maybe a mix? It’s great that people are still passionate about handmade gear like this. Word of mouth could be decisive for you, especially in niche markets like bow enthusiasts or historical reenactments. I’d suggest showcasing your work on social media, showing the building process – people love seeing that kind of stuff. If you haven’t already, you might want to browse around this site for ideas or inspiration from others who’ve started similar businesses. Best of luck with everything!

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