Avian Bird Flu
Contributors to this thread:Kansas
From: chief
13-Apr-18
The Kansas D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on a Kansas Highway recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars. The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike" Boo, Hiss, Boo!!
From: Catscratch
13-Apr-18
Lol!
From: MDW
13-Apr-18
Only you, Chief !
From: Matt Palmquist
13-Apr-18
Lol!! Hadn't heard that one:)
From: Ben
13-Apr-18
That's great! LOL
From: Cazador
13-Apr-18
Aunt "B" humor I suppose.
From: t-roy
14-Apr-18
Yeah, I remember when I was 12 ;-)
