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Contributors to this thread:
casekiska 17-Aug-18
Pete-pec 17-Aug-18
grossklw 17-Aug-18
bowhuntndoug 17-Aug-18
Bloodtrail 17-Aug-18
Crusader dad 18-Aug-18
bowhuntndoug 18-Aug-18
Pasquinell 18-Aug-18
RUGER1022 19-Aug-18
smokey 30-Aug-18
From: casekiska
17-Aug-18
There is a thread on another forum with this same title, I borrowed the title and idea from there. I figured, "Why not start a WI version." Just post a WI hunting story...good, bad, sad, happy, old, new, one with a moral or one that's just entertaining. Let's hear it!

Here goes:

I started bowhunting at age 12. When I was a student at the Univ. of WI in the '60s I took one of my professors bowhunting, it was something he had always wanted to try. Despite tons of patience and my best efforts he was a real nimrod in the deer woods. He "just didn't get it."

Once, that first year, on a morning hunt I set him in a ground blind I'd made against a windfall. I then went a hundred yards down the trail to another blind. While waiting for daylight to arrive, in the stillness of the pre-dawn darkness, I suddnely heard sneezing, coughing, hacking throat clearing, and a whole comotion of nasal and throat noises coming from Frank's direction. The noises were loud and went on for at least 15 minutes!

Later I asked Frank what this was all about. He explained, "Well, I had my nasal spray in one pocket and my buck scent in my other pocket. Both were in small plastic squeeze bottles and I got them mixed up."

And that explained all the noise and comotion and why we never saw a deer that morning!

Note: Eventually Frank did become a pretty good bowhunter and we developed a solid friendship. He was the best man at my wedding a few years later. Frank is gone now but this has always been a good story to tell around a campfire and a good memory from "back then."

From: Pete-pec
17-Aug-18
Funny story Bill.

Well, let's talk rattling. If you don't do it, or have little faith, rethink what you know. Does it work better in farm country where deer numbers might be greater, or your sound travels further, or other variables, I don't know? I know I have a great deal of success using the horns, and a decoy.

If you think the only time a deer will react to rattling is during the rut or pre-rut, you're missing out on some opportunities.

A couple great memories I think of. Third day of the season it was unusually cold. Maybe 20 years ago? I'm sitting on the ground in a makeshift blind, I rattle at first light, and a decent buck runs in immediately, and comes to ten yards. I heart shoot him. He runs off, I grunt, he charges back, bleeding profusely out both sides. I watch his eyes roll into the back of his head, he rears up, stands on his hind legs, and falls on his back, pinning his antlers in the dirt.

Another time, I was tagged out. I insist on rattling for my buddy, who is just starting to realize that rattling is not just a Texas thing. He agrees. We hunt the edge of a CRP field, and wait until the last 30 minutes of daylight. I rattle, grunt, make noise, and call in an 11 pointer with a 19 inch spread. I'm right behind him as he laces him with a string tracker on, and get to watch the entire event. His best deer by far, and I'm positive he believed me that rattling works. I was his guide that day, and got a lot of points from him. We were crazy excited about that one.

Another great hunt, was another time sitting in a drainage ditch in a blind made from a water trough and some branches. I had a decoy out, between two standing cornfields. I rattle again in the evening, and out sneaks a deer and bristles up and charges my decoy. He runs off, and slowly stiff-legs it, and walks in licking his chops. I shoot him with a string tracker on, and watch the spool unwind until it stops. I used his horns for my decoy, and still use them.

I can say without a doubt, that I've rattled in more than 100 deer. I always use the horns in conjunction with doe bleats and buck grunts, and I will break branches and stomp the ground. Fields with heavy grass seem to be the ticket, and treelines between crop fields make great ambush spots. I sort of got away from decoying and rattling for about a 10 year stretch. Don't know why? Laziness? Anyway, I've had a resurgence, and I've never been happier. Nothing more rewarding than knowing you tricked a deer. I used to believe it tricked the younger deer the most, but what I've really realized, is there are simply more younger deer to rattle up. With the latest focus on horn growth, and far more people passing young deer, I'm finding those older deer are just as responsive. The key, is very early, and very late within shooting hours.

I will be using those tactics more this year, and im pretty jacked to make new memories.

From: grossklw
17-Aug-18
My personal best is crossing a fence during turkey hunting that was barbed wire. I wasn't paying attention and thought it was your standard 5 strand wire fence, but the middle one was hot. Inside of my inner upper thigh touched down and chaos ensued. Literally had just bought a 200$ pair of high end mountain hunting pants that now had a giant hole from me jumping and ripping them all to hell. The youth hunter I was mentoring got a kick out of it anyway.

Favorite midwest hunt would probably be arrowing a 130 inch ten at 8 yards that came sprinting in after a grunt/rattle sequence. My dad's a farmer and is usually in the fields, but the weather cooperated and it was the first morning he's ever sat not during rifle season as the crops were harvested. After the buck tipped over he looked at me and said, "well that wasn't so hard, just do that everytime". I laughed and said it generally doesn't work like that.

From: bowhuntndoug
17-Aug-18
A number of years ago we hunted a farm that was like public hunting. If you were decent to the farmer he would let you hunt. One morning I was in one of my favorite spots, way in the back. I rarely ever saw anyone there. Well at first light this guy went by me about 100 yards. He walked by every 10-15 minutes going back and forth. All at 100 to 200 yards. Finally after the 7-8 passes, I climbed down to figure out why he was just wondering around. Well you guessed it he shot a buck and could not find it. He took me to last blood. I’m not a great tracker but I’m pretty good. Well 15 minutes later I had tracked his 11 pointer down. He was so excited but he was a long way from any road. So I went and got my cart. We got it almost to his truck and he said “you know before I shot this buck I shot a big doe and I cannot find it either and there was way more blood than on this buck.” So we loaded up his buck and then went and found his doe. I found that inside 100 yards. So what did I get for all of this? I lost my wallet in the field getting one of the deer out which had two $100 bills in it from some equipment I sold and hadn’t gotten to the bank yet. I did learn being a nice guy doesn’t pay.

From: Bloodtrail
17-Aug-18
bowhuntingdoug -

NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED!! Still very nice of you!

From: Crusader dad
18-Aug-18
My sons first time ever hunting with me. We were in a ground blind overlooking a bean field. The farmer decided to cut the beans that evening so I figured the hunt wouldn't produce anything. As we were watching the combine my son kept saying he could see a deer. I saw nothing so I chastised him a little for lying. He assured me he was telling the truth. Maybe two minutes later as I'm looking south at the combine I hear "whoa, dad, a deer" in his loudest outside voice. I looked up that way just in time to see a nice fat doe turn and bolt after he startled her. She was less than ten yards from the blind. All he said after that was "I told you so". That was all it took to get him hooked and he's been my go to hunting partner ever since.

From: bowhuntndoug
18-Aug-18
I have one that was published in Petersen’s under “this happened to me a number of years ago.” It still is funny.

I was in Montana bow hunting Pronghorn in August. The outfitter told me the horses have been on this ranch for years and not gathered up so some of these horses are really wild.

The weather was hot on the second day when this group of horses decided to come to the small pond I was on.

The stallion did not like my pop-up blind. He first started to run at it and slide to a stop right before hitting it. I really didn’t like that. I finally yelled at them all to get out. They ran off.

He came back but behind me and was standing over the blind. He was drooling on it. So I open the window and yelled at him to get out of here.

I was sitting in my chair, in a black shirt, my underwear, and hiking boots. The horse bit into the top of the blind and ran with it. I go flying out of my chair, and bow goes flying as it was in one of those ground holders for bows. I look up to see the horse running away with my blind. I’m mad and start chasing the horse.

In retrospect I’m glad no one got me on film running around Montana in my underwear chasing a horse who stole my blind. It eventually dropped it and I decided to try a different area of ranch.

From: Pasquinell
18-Aug-18
So my buddy and I will gut each other's deer. I shoot he guts he shoots, I gut. It was the first year I had my King of the Mountain wool and paid a pretty dime for it.

No way was I gonna get blood or whatever on it. Sooo, I stripped down to just my fruit of the loom , tighty whities and put my lacrosse rubber boots back on. So there I was, in my underwear and boots about to gut this deer. I no sooner bent over and started to cut, he reaches over and grabs the elastic on my underwear and proceeds to yank up to my ears giving my a helluva a wedgie. As I lunge at him with the knife, I then notice he has my wool and starts running away thru the woods.

So there I was with my hands full of blood and the looms pulled to my nipples, twins were out and a thong like no other.

We still laugh today.

From: RUGER1022
19-Aug-18
5 of us on a gun hunt .All in our late 20's . 1 guy Pete won't hunt . He comes along to be the camp chef & our 5th Sheephead player .

Friday Am we had 4 Deer down & were pounding the PBR's . We talked Pete into taking my gun & go for a walk . 1 minute later the gun go's off . We race out the door thinking he shot himself . Theres a 5 ac pine plantation next to the farm . Pete saw 4 legs & fired . The 170 inch 14 point was dead . Pete wanted to kbow what was so hard about. Deer hunting . He put the mount over his fireplace & never hunted again .

Part 2 coming .

From: smokey
30-Aug-18
I had a trailcam out in December many years ago, there were not many hunters using them back then as they were just introduced and had not caught on yet. The next summer, at a 3-d shoot another bowhunter that I knew came up to me with a story. He asked if I had him or a wounded buck on my camera back in December. I told him that I did not. Cams were film and not digital then. He then told me that he was up in the area on Christmas day and hit a nice buck and later he and his buddy were tracking it after dark (never found it) when they walked [past my cam and the flash went off. The buddy jumped not knowing what it was but the guy I knew and the one with the buck knew that I hunted there and that I used cameras. So he explained what it was to the other guy when that guy said "Let's take the film to see the deer and leave $5.00 with the camera. We both laughed as I would have wondered what the five was for but I had to tell him the film was used up before they cam past the camera. I just wish this would have been in the digital age.

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