A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.
The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also.
A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.
The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"
The Italian man replied, "Get in the line."
itshot's Link
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
“Will you marry me?”
The Princess emphatically replied, “No!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard any bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and sports memorabilia, and ate spam, potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and had lots of dogs and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell, and had tons of money in the bank, and... left the toilet seat up.
The End
When the offering was processed at the next worship service, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10' Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'
He said, "For our 25th anniversary I took my wife to France. I think for our 50th, I may just go and bring her back home."
Salagi's Link
The Supremes, Martha and the Vandellas, The Temptations, and Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, all in the same picture.
This folks, is why we have the electoral college.
